i ran over my roosters head and now he's all fucky [NOW WITH MOD CHALLENGE]

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Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

he was hanging ouy in front of my car and normaly the chikens run away when i start the car be he did not, i wnety to pull out and heard this squaking sound and feathers billowed, then i saw his face wax all hosed up and one eye ws all bad and messed

now he just stands around in random places acting all sad and poo poo and like wont eat or crow or rape the hens like he used to

the other roosters try to take advantage of this by attacking him but my dog intetbenes and breaks that poo poo up. the rootster sleeps under the coop unstead of going into it. i think he might be blind due to my driving ovdr his skull

should ui just kill him?

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:56

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pig slut lisa: irl is good

oh word?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:57

tao of lmao

this thread makes me crye. i'm cryeing

# ? Feb 1, 2015 07:57

FluffieDuckie

op i'd like you to come check something out under my car real quick

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:00

Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

i think i should just break his nek and put him out of this misery

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:01

Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

FluffieDuckie posted:

op i'd like you to come check something out under my car real quick

ok, whats your car prob

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:01

City of Glompton

op, you've chosen...poorly

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:03

Scaly Haylie

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:07

pogi

Kill him and eat him, OP.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:18

pogi

Tbh I think that solution is fairly obvious.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:18

Piso Mojado

You should probably learn how to drive op and check your mirrors before backing up.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:21

pogi

Pluck the gently caress and throw it in a fryer, OP. Bam, you have dinner for the superbowel.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:23

deep dish peat moss

pig slut lisa posted:

oh word?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:23

deep dish peat moss

I'm basing my doctoral thesis on a casual link between excess teal/pastel lavender stimulus and bragging about hitting animals with your car.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:25

playground tough

wth are you doing with a bunch of roosters, guy

# ? Feb 1, 2015 08:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I ate a chicken today.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:02

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Mail him to an enemy, op

# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:05

playground tough

# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:10

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Squirrel007 posted:

I like this lovingly rendered, minimalist picture of a johnson

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:13

Stormyish

fix the homeless problem by killing the homeless

# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:15

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Stormyish posted:

fix the homeless problem by killing the homeless

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:17

Grass Effect

Squirrel007 posted:

it's cool and minimalist chic but you really ought to finish that picture of a cat, pal

# ? Feb 1, 2015 09:57

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Let's kick the op's rear end.

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 10:20

GoodbyeTurtles

the only good thing to come of this thread was the probe reason

# ? Feb 1, 2015 11:25

ulvir

where the gently caress are these people coming from

# ? Feb 1, 2015 11:27

GoodbyeTurtles

GBS i imagine

# ? Feb 1, 2015 11:29

GoodbyeTurtles

"heh, i'm never gonna be popular & cool here in GBS, there are just too many people! I'll just post a thread about crippling a bird with my car in BYOB, they'll be chill, it IS the chill forum after all"

# ? Feb 1, 2015 11:35

ulvir

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

"heh, i'm never gonna be popular & cool here in GBS, there are just too many people! I'll just post a thread about crippling a bird with my car in BYOB, they'll be chill, it IS the chill forum after all"

# ? Feb 1, 2015 11:39

I Dunno

uuuuh...thanks for sharing?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 12:27

saboten

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE-IEEEEEE

thank u bacalou

# ? Feb 1, 2015 13:26

dogcrash truther

saboten posted:

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE-IEEEEEE

Goldmine

# ? Feb 1, 2015 15:39

Piso Mojado

saboten posted:

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE-IEEEEEE

# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Uh, this thread reminds me of a certain incident

:gay:

Good luck op, try not to ban yourself for being a torturor

# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:37

bwatts

._.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:47

bwatts

weekend byob

# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:48

tao of lmao

saboten posted:

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE-IEEEEEE

# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Hey bwatts

# ? Feb 1, 2015 16:59

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

saboten posted:

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE-IEEEEEE

lmao

# ? Feb 1, 2015 17:36

TED BUNNDY: SO HUNGRY

Squirrel007 posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2015 18:00

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# ? May 21, 2024 21:16

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saboten posted:

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE-IEEEEEE

# ? Feb 1, 2015 18:45

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