i ran over my roosters head and now he's all fucky [NOW WITH MOD CHALLENGE]

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Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

dogcrash truther posted:

Goldmine

# ? Feb 1, 2015 18:56

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# ? May 21, 2024 14:47

DemonToadGoat

In which, BYOB learns about death.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:26

pig slut lisa: irl is good

oh look, nite crew shows back up and all of a sudden this thread's rating doubles from crap to 2

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:28

Louis

Please be kinder to your animals, they depend on you.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:37

heard u like girls

one day the roles are going to be reversed and some rear end in a top hat zebra in a car will drive over your loved ones out of spite and we'll look back at this and shake our heads

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 19:54

dogcrash truther

hello, if you would ever like to probate Zippy the Bummer for 6 hours, here's how to do it:

post audio or video in this thread of you singing "Rooster" by Alice in Chains. You may perform the song in any style (acapella, gal-and-a-guitar, electropop, whatever), but you must sing it, and you must sing all of it, not just recite it* or sing a part of it. If you put some effort into it and/or post video instead of audio, maybe something even better than a 6 hour probation will happen.

Here is (in my mind) the definitive version of the song, to get you pumped up for probations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQ321z681A

*I dont know how i feel about rapping it, I guess if you really flow with it, that's ok.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:12

posting smiling

dogcrash truther posted:

hello, if you would ever like to probate Zippy the Bummer for 6 hours, here's how to do it:

post audio or video in this thread of you singing "Rooster" by Alice in Chains. You may perform the song in any style (acapella, gal-and-a-guitar, electropop, whatever), but you must sing it, and you must sing all of it, not just recite it* or sing a part of it. If you put some effort into it and/or post video instead of audio, maybe something even better than a 6 hour probation will happen.

Here is (in my mind) the definitive version of the song, to get you pumped up for probations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQ321z681A

*I dont know how i feel about rapping it, I guess if you really flow with it, that's ok.

lol

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:14

cute anime girl

I want to run over OP's head. he's already fucky enough so why not just end it

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:18

google THIS

pig slut lisa posted:

oh look, nite crew shows back up and all of a sudden this thread's rating doubles from crap to 2

sorry I voted 5 based in sal's joke not the horrible thing the op did :ohdear:

also wetnightmare had better sing "rooster" in a hank hill voice

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:21

heard u like girls

follow your heart

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:23

tao of lmao

dogcrash truther posted:

hello, if you would ever like to probate Zippy the Bummer for 6 hours, here's how to do it:

post audio or video in this thread of you singing "Rooster" by Alice in Chains. You may perform the song in any style (acapella, gal-and-a-guitar, electropop, whatever), but you must sing it, and you must sing all of it, not just recite it* or sing a part of it. If you put some effort into it and/or post video instead of audio, maybe something even better than a 6 hour probation will happen.

Here is (in my mind) the definitive version of the song, to get you pumped up for probations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQ321z681A

*I dont know how i feel about rapping it, I guess if you really flow with it, that's ok.

just spitballing here, but how 'bout shatner? is it sacrilege to shatner AiC?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:24

pig slut lisa: irl is good

dogcrash truther posted:

hello, if you would ever like to probate Zippy the Bummer for 6 hours, here's how to do it:

post audio or video in this thread of you singing "Rooster" by Alice in Chains. You may perform the song in any style (acapella, gal-and-a-guitar, electropop, whatever), but you must sing it, and you must sing all of it, not just recite it* or sing a part of it. If you put some effort into it and/or post video instead of audio, maybe something even better than a 6 hour probation will happen.

Here is (in my mind) the definitive version of the song, to get you pumped up for probations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQ321z681A

*I dont know how i feel about rapping it, I guess if you really flow with it, that's ok.

i'm the high pitched ooo sound at the beginning of the song

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:27

bwatts

pig slut lisa posted:

i'm the high pitched ooo sound at the beginning of the song

that sound stopped, and soshould you

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:29

dogcrash truther

Dont bully me! posted:

just spitballing here, but how 'bout shatner? is it sacrilege to shatner AiC?

You know, I think it would be better if the cover was sincere, rather than ironic. It's a very sincere song.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:30

Lil Cunty

Thormachine is doing vocal warm ups as we speak

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:32

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

dogcrash truther posted:

hello, if you would ever like to probate Zippy the Bummer for 6 hours, here's how to do it:

post audio or video in this thread of you singing "Rooster" by Alice in Chains. You may perform the song in any style (acapella, gal-and-a-guitar, electropop, whatever), but you must sing it, and you must sing all of it, not just recite it* or sing a part of it. If you put some effort into it and/or post video instead of audio, maybe something even better than a 6 hour probation will happen.

Here is (in my mind) the definitive version of the song, to get you pumped up for probations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQ321z681A

*I dont know how i feel about rapping it, I guess if you really flow with it, that's ok.

Its times like these when I curse speaking in a smooth, pleasing bass.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:32

pig slut lisa: irl is good

WD-40 posted:

Thormachine is doing vocal warm ups as we speak

this is good i miss his presence around here

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:33

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

im\ going to do it as soon as i can get a good microphone

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:35

saboten

Jett posted:

sorry I voted 5 based in sal's joke not the horrible thing the op did

also wetnightmare had better sing "rooster" in a hank hill voice

im saboten

and lol this song is so loving long and it only recorded like 8 seconds :negative:

thank u bacalou

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:35

saboten

im gonna try and sing it sped-up cause SIX MINUTES???

thank u bacalou

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:36

dogcrash truther

saboten posted:

im gonna try and sing it sped-up cause SIX MINUTES???

think of it this way: a minute per hour

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:43

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

saboten posted:

im gonna try and sing it sped-up cause SIX MINUTES???

yeah six minutes of awesome

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:43

pig slut lisa: irl is good

dogcrash truther posted:

think of it this way: a minute per hour

tht's a real solid ROI

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:47

I.N.R.I

Zippy the Bummer posted:

he was hanging ouy in front of my car and normaly the chikens run away when i start the car be he did not, i wnety to pull out and heard this squaking sound and feathers billowed, then i saw his face wax all hosed up and one eye ws all bad and messed

now he just stands around in random places acting all sad and poo poo and like wont eat or crow or rape the hens like he used to

the other roosters try to take advantage of this by attacking him but my dog intetbenes and breaks that poo poo up. the rootster sleeps under the coop unstead of going into it. i think he might be blind due to my driving ovdr his skull

should ui just kill him?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

You should marry it

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:47

dogcrash truther

pig slut lisa posted:

tht's a real solid ROI

this guy is a BFC regular. he knows

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:49

google THIS

saboten posted:

im saboten

sorry I'm a little fucky right now

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:00

Bobert Bobertson

dogcrash truther posted:

hello, if you would ever like to probate Zippy the Bummer for 6 hours, here's how to do it:

post audio or video in this thread of you singing "Rooster" by Alice in Chains. You may perform the song in any style (acapella, gal-and-a-guitar, electropop, whatever), but you must sing it, and you must sing all of it, not just recite it* or sing a part of it. If you put some effort into it and/or post video instead of audio, maybe something even better than a 6 hour probation will happen.

Here is (in my mind) the definitive version of the song, to get you pumped up for probations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQ321z681A

*I dont know how i feel about rapping it, I guess if you really flow with it, that's ok.

im up for it

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:06

Thormachine

here ya go

Edit: haha soundcloud thinks its the original. one sec.

https://soundcloud.com/thormachine/rooster

Thormachine fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Feb 1, 2015

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:18

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Thormachine posted:

here ya go

https://soundcloud.com/thormachine/rooster

Sorry! We can't find that track.
Did you try to access a private track, but were not logged in?
Maybe the track has been removed.

:smith:

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:18

tao of lmao

Sorry! We can't find that track.
Did you try to access a private track, but were not logged in?
Maybe the track has been removed.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:19

Miss Psychosis

HONK

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:19

Lil Cunty

lol

soundcloud just sent us a copyright warning

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:20

GoodbyeTurtles

Thormachine posted:

here ya go

https://soundcloud.com/thormachine/rooster

if anyone here didn't click the 'i need help' button, you're lying to yourself

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:20

Bobert Bobertson

WD-40 posted:

lol

soundcloud just sent us a copyright warning

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:21

tao of lmao

owned

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:21

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

if anyone here didn't click the 'i need help' button, you're lying to yourself

finally. a button that understands me.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:22

Lil Cunty

I'm going to be so mad when the copyright police take me to jail before I have a chance to see julios new av

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:23

dogcrash truther

WD-40 posted:

lol

soundcloud just sent us a copyright warning

dang...try vocaroo. I don't think they give a poo poo

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:23

Diqnol

dogcrash truther posted:

hello, if you would ever like to probate Zippy the Bummer for 6 hours, here's how to do it:

post audio or video in this thread of you singing "Rooster" by Alice in Chains. You may perform the song in any style (acapella, gal-and-a-guitar, electropop, whatever), but you must sing it, and you must sing all of it, not just recite it* or sing a part of it. If you put some effort into it and/or post video instead of audio, maybe something even better than a 6 hour probation will happen.

Here is (in my mind) the definitive version of the song, to get you pumped up for probations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQ321z681A

*I dont know how i feel about rapping it, I guess if you really flow with it, that's ok.

http://tindeck.com/listen/vhgiz

I've never listened to this song before now.

Get him as soon as he's off?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:25

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# ? May 21, 2024 14:47

pig slut lisa: irl is good

WD-40 posted:

lol

soundcloud just sent us a copyright warning

workin hard on a sundey

soundcloud should join work crew

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:25

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