i ran over my roosters head and now he's all fucky [NOW WITH MOD CHALLENGE]

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Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

dogcrash truther.........

i am ready. let's blow this thing and go home

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# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:27

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:59

Grass Effect

fun fact. if you run over the head only, the chicken may remain alive for a bit

# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:44

Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

what probably actually happened

1. the white rooster got in a fight with anothr rooster and got his face messed up du to beak action

2. he was standing in front of the car with his bad eye facing the car...he heard th engine start but coudl see the car moving

3. i ran over his tail and when he ran away h lost a bunch of tails feathers

main lesson i take from this is get rid of all other roosters excpet him

*couldnt

Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Feb 3, 2015

# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:50

ron color

so you're saying you're the monster???

# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:53

Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

ron color posted:

so you're saying you're the monster???

im the monster at the end of this thread

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# ? Feb 3, 2015 07:57

3D Megadoodoo

# ? Feb 3, 2015 10:42

3D Megadoodoo

(it's zippu the bymmer and this is the end of the thread :eyepop:

)

# ? Feb 3, 2015 10:43

ron color

Jerry Cotton posted:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 14:51

tao of lmao

so if i sing the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody can we ring up a perma on this guy?

# ? Feb 3, 2015 14:56

3D Megadoodoo

Dont bully me! posted:

so if i sing the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody can we ring up a perma on this guy?

For a moment there I thought you meant me.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 15:00

dogcrash truther

Dont bully me! posted:

so if i sing the entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody can we ring up a perma on this guy?

no, but I'm sad that nobody has posted a :siren:

VIDEO

of thm performing Rooster in its entirety

# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:25

tao of lmao

we've done a lot of work to keep this guy from posting i think making us film ourselves is a bridge too far

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:47

FluffieDuckie

dogcrash truther posted:

If you put some effort into it and/or post video instead of audio, maybe something even better than a 6 hour probation will happen.

everyone who's posted a song is a hero in my book. any superheros in the crowd?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:53

google THIS

Dont bully me! posted:

we've done a lot of work to keep this guy from posting i think making us film ourselves is a bridge too far

am I the only one interpreting dct's post to mean that he'll be banned if someone posts a video? :allears:

# ? Feb 3, 2015 19:28

tao of lmao

my offer is on the table if our mods are unwilling to negotiate that's the way the cookie crumbles

# ? Feb 3, 2015 19:30

Full-Bodied Flavor

my friend did a cover
http://picosong.com/LJRF/

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:30

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

my friend did a cover
http://picosong.com/LJRF/

your friend sound very handsome :blush:

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:45

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Dont bully me! posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z9lRmrtBeZ

sure i'll embarrass myself so that someone else might not post for 6 hours

heh

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# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:50

Grass Effect

WetNightmare posted:

heh

heh

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:52

Afro Doug

Zippy the Bummer posted:

eighteen hours of prodation have given me time to ponder what i have come to thin of as the Strange Mytery of the rooster Rundown, i i have some stunning conclusions which lead me to wonder...

if i were a chicken and my head got run over by a automobile, could i libe?

my sudden doubt spurred me to launch an investigation to get to the bottom of this case, and find the FACTS

SYNOPS

IS i got in my car. i noted there was a white rooster i front of the car. this did not concern me since chickens always get out of the way quicklyt when i start the car

i start the engine and slowly pull forward. i hear a loud squawk and see the rooster run away to my right. he hides under the chicken coop nearby

i get out walk around to the front of the car, see a bunch of long white feathers. i go look at the rooster and his face is messed up. oh gently caress i think, to myself ran over my roosters head

i cannot get to him under the coop. i get back in the car and run errands.

LATER i see him standing around. i start to wonder if i should kill him and end his suffering. i get really trashed and post this thread, also other threads unrelated to the case

i listen to renditions of rooster by alice in Chains, which is also the only good song by Alicw in Chains and isnt all monotone trash about black holes or some poo poo

i have the EPIPHANY that chickens cant get run over and live.....but what did happen???? i have to get to the bottom of this Case.....

this guy just mixed up alice in chains and soundgarden, which i think deserves at least a day probation

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:00

dogcrash truther

i didnt even read that post but the gently caress he say about alice in chains?

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:08

dogcrash truther

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

my friend did a cover
http://picosong.com/LJRF/

lol

this guy figured it out: if you cut out the solos the song's not even that long

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:10

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

black hole sun is NOT an alice in chains song -__-

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:13

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Brillo_Pad posted:

black hole sun is NOT an alice in chains song -__-

thank you

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:14

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

we take grunge seriously round here

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:14

Stormyish

Brillo_Pad posted:

black hole sun is NOT an alice in chains song -__-

Running With Scissors by Weird Al Yanchovic is an Alice in Chains song, though

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:14

pig slut lisa: irl is good

Brillo_Pad posted:

black hole sun is NOT an alice in chains song -__-

black hole sun has the funniest music video, i thnink

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:14

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Jerry Cotton posted:

This is some powerful magic.

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# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:48

bog pixie

i believe in you zippy

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:00

ron color

can we make an entry for the good guys team too

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:01

3D Megadoodoo

Afro Doug posted:

this guy just mixed up alice in chains and soundgarden, which i think deserves at least a day probation

More like a medal :troll:

# ? Feb 4, 2015 06:45

Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

oh my god, i need to piss

anyone got some objection to that??

# ? Feb 4, 2015 07:29

Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

uh i never mentioned that poo poo song black hole sun

it is reallty bad but Alice in Chaines is also real bad holy gently caress

# ? Feb 4, 2015 07:30

Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

i ripped the roof off my brooder todat but tomoroww ill put the new roof on before the expected rain and thain ill get white rooster pics and vic lol

holy poo poo, im strapped in throw the fuckin switch and light me the gently caress up

# ? Feb 4, 2015 07:33

Zippy the Bummer: Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

my friend did a cover
http://picosong.com/LJRF/

sorry but this is piss compared to True and Real's version

no offense or anything intended

# ? Feb 4, 2015 07:59

ron color

what would make those songs better. could you stretc h your answer into a brutal stricture about 90s music

# ? Feb 4, 2015 08:38

I Dunno

Zippy the Bummer posted:

uh i never mentioned that poo poo song black hole sun

it is reallty bad but Alice in Chaines is also real bad holy gently caress

i won't let you get away with slandering alice in chains!!!!!!!

# ? Feb 4, 2015 09:01

saboten

Brillo_Pad posted:

we take grunge seriously round here

thank u bacalou

# ? Feb 4, 2015 09:38

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I love this song btw. Some of the renditions have been really good.

If we do multiple versions and renditions does that count as extra probations?

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:59

satsui no thankyou

did you mercy kill your rooster yet

# ? Feb 4, 2015 11:38

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