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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > IT'S THE SUPER BOWL OMG OMG OMG (Gameday Thread)
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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Herein we post about the Superb Owl, a yearly contest between two teams who play Foot Ball. (Fun Trivia: Many people don't know this, but "American Foot Ball" is a term often used in Europe for a game played on a field with a white and black ball. The ball is round.)

This year promises to be a particularly exciting matchup as the American Patriots take on the Oregon Seahawks. The Patriots are such a good team that they gave the coaching position to some hobo they found in a hoodie. That hobo went on to win five super bowls and national MVP titles. On the Seahawks side is a guy who grabbed his crotch once when he scored. See, it's twice as funny because it's innuendo.

Please, enjoy our hopefully non-deflated balls. AND OUR SUPER BOWL TOO LOL

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)
ground floor...?

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
YES

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Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Should be called America Bowl.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Finally

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
let's go

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ebg
Mar 31, 2008

 been waitin all day for drunk Al & Cris

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

 gently caress these teams

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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


 Russell Wilson is one of the most charismatic players in the league.

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

 Here is a link to potential starters so you know wtf is going on: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000462992/article/super-bowl-xlix-draft-histories-for-patriots-seahawks-starters

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Did you guys know there are some cool commercials that will be airing tonight? I'm sure excited to watch them!

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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice
Go Hawks.
gently caress the Patriots.
Go Katy Perry's boobs.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Let's go Katy Perry.

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Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Go Richard Sherman and the Shermanators

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Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
DEFLATE THESE BALLS BITCH

Go Patriots.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
hail motherfucking satan

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Katy boobs

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Codependent Poster posted:

Let's go Katy Perry.

:hfive:

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 hello friends

if you're in the us and aren't on a phone here's the legal stream

http://stream.nbcsports.com/liveextra/?cid=nbctumblr

go 12th man

evil must go down

:hawksin:

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Ground floor go Pats

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ebg
Mar 31, 2008

 already sick of this commercial

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Remember! Be corteous in your posting. No grossness please.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Also go wardrobe malfunction

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B.F. Hoodrich
May 16, 2006
welp
TSwift for intro singer next year plz

get this garbage off my screen

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Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
I wish for a meteor. Should be a good game regardless.

Got my nachos, chicken wings, beer. Good to go

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
 I wish I could be drinking and at a party instead of packing for San Diego.

Oh well. Go Good Football.

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SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

 Go go Commercials!

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Yay Chaos.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Thiis is bad music

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Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

euphronius posted:

Katy boobs

big fan here

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

 I'm excited to watch like 14 minutes total of actual playing of the footballs out of 4 hours.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
EEEEEEEEEE-Radicate the Seahawks!



GO PATS!

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Even though I have zero attachment to the teams and am only rooting for the Patriots for the rage they cause, I still enjoy the super bowl.

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
There we go.

GO loving SEAHAWKS

:hawksin::hawksin::hawksin::hawksin:

Win is one for my appendix Seahawks, which I lost last night and then fought to get out of the hospital so I could watch this game.

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyhhhh

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
im just here for the violence and Katy Perry's boobs

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Look at this fag on a scooter. GET A TRUCK THIS IS MURCA

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

 if you dont have katy in your rap sheet here then you're not a true fan

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 Please, find victory, Patriots of New Englerland

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