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Had to borrow this thread from the next unit over, so don't gently caress it up too badly, we gotta give this poo poo back.Fucitol posted:gently caress you if you're still in.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 16:28 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:03 |
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cool and good
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:09 |
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Wars are over. Drowning in power points and garrison SOPs. Creased ACUs everywhere I look. Retirement...so...far...away. Whatever, let's run this bitch into the ground.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:37 |
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Creased ACUs The gently caress? Holy hell did I ever join and leave at the best possible times. Wasn't half the idea behind ACUs trying to have a uniform you didn't have to do any of that poo poo with? The other half being to contract it out to someone's friend I'm sure.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 17:59 |
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Fucitol posted:gently caress you if you're still in.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 18:04 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Had to borrow this thread from the next unit over, so don't gently caress it up too badly, we gotta give this poo poo back. gently caress this. We're doing a controlled exchange on our deadlined posts, annotating it on a manual dispatch, and not sending it in on the rollup until after they rotate back.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 18:39 |
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I'm combat lossing this month's thread.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 19:15 |
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Less gay army words and more stories of the tokari midget.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 19:35 |
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why did I volunteer for AT AND the extra mission we're doing over the summer
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 19:51 |
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NTT posted:why did I volunteer for AT AND the extra mission we're doing over the summer drat son, you hosed up good.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 19:54 |
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NTT posted:why did I volunteer for AT AND the extra mission we're doing over the summer because you're retarded next question
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 19:57 |
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NTT posted:why did I volunteer for AT AND the extra mission we're doing over the summer Volunteer to do SSD1 too while you're being dumb as gently caress.
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 20:01 |
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accidentally did a spendex with all our threads for FY2015, gotta post in the Marines thread till we get more
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# ? Feb 2, 2015 23:14 |
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Fucitol posted:gently caress you if you're still in.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 11:08 |
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Four more months, please let me make it through these last four months. I keep getting emails about my fafsa being accepted and pictures from my university, meanwhile I am sitting at staff duty staring at the wall.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 11:36 |
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Ptolemaeus posted:Four more months, please let me make it through these last four months. I keep getting emails about my fafsa being accepted and pictures from my university, meanwhile I am sitting at staff duty staring at the wall. You can do it! (Nope)
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 13:30 |
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B's cleared with no charges, 214 tommorow and I'm still a corporal.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:58 |
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TPSDude posted:B's cleared with no charges, 214 tommorow and I'm still a corporal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUg-FpnweRM
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 20:22 |
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TPSDude posted:B's cleared with no charges, 214 tommorow and I'm still a corporal. Thug life
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 20:26 |
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This kind of owns.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:39 |
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Red87 posted:This kind of owns. The "Jumper's Hit It" tramp stamp with typo-apostrophe is money.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:46 |
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TPSDude posted:B's cleared with no charges, 214 tommorow and I'm still a corporal. they could have put me out as a loving e-1 and it would've been fine with me. but i got med-boarded. funny thing about med boards is you get retired out at your highest attained rank. it's like a free article 15.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:45 |
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http://www.fortcampbellcourier.com/news/article_68390840-a800-11e4-9dae-57aa3e08ac7b.html This was one of my soldiers in 2012. We called him Nutsack for some reason. I remember one of the team leaders making him do pushups in a puddle once. Kinda cool that I know the guy.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 21:17 |
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lol that you were given responsibility over anyone.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 21:33 |
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How tiny was this guy, isn't fly weight like 110 pounds max?
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 21:36 |
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not caring here posted:How tiny was this guy, isn't fly weight like 110 pounds max? he was one of the smallest dudes in my company. there were a few others who were comparable. i was a pretty good soldier until i just went crazy somewhere towards the end of 2012.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 21:40 |
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Being the army king of flyweight combatives must be fuckin' terrible when that 220 pound meat head gets you and rape strangles you during combatives PT.
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# ? Feb 4, 2015 21:50 |
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For some reason my HRC profile is saying that my service obligation ends in November of this year. Best news I've received all week.
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# ? Feb 5, 2015 19:45 |
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My section SGM is trying to get rid of me because he doesn't like the length of my hair.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 01:50 |
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I need to share this with someone. I was on facebook yesterday (ya.ya.) and a friend of mine is talking about going to school to be a nurse. In the middle of the thread, Bob arrives and has this to say, "Be realistic one in ten are going to die on you anyways. Oops poo poo does happen....thats the military's viewpoint by the way. Do you realize how many soldiers die in the field because we knew they wouldn't make it back to M.A.S.H. unit, from their injuries....we would give them as much as 3-5 10 gr morphine contact injectors (they pass inside of two minutes) eyes wide open when one is taught field triage you learn fast how to make the call no one wants to." I replied with, "tell me more about how you should be realistic and that one in ten are going to die on you anyways, Bob?" Bob comes back with, "Have you been a combat medic, Steve...that was implied as a joke to the 90% passing score.I was once a search & rescue specialistfor the U.S.C.G., what YOU see on TV is censured for ur viewing....you see what I've seen on rescue details tho. You develop a strong & a callous attitude, you don't get much choice....the job had to be done tho. Someone gotta do it. "
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 02:45 |
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accuse him of stolen valor next
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 03:35 |
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Break his arm and give him Motrin. You know in your heart that it's the only answer.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 03:42 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 03:50 |
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Also his morphine overdose story.... that's Saving Private Ryan isn't it? What the hell coast guard?
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 03:57 |
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Zip posted:I need to share this with someone. gently caress I want some morphine... someone hurt me in the field please
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 04:00 |
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My reply: No I've been airborne infantry for the 82nd airborne. I've worked alongside some drat fine combat medics. Bob: I did not insult the medics that were assigned with your screaming eagles unit....all what I was implying is that the "six minute rule" to surviving an incident can sometimes be an eternity & other times can go like a flash, because of being shot at.....the work conditions are crude at best, compare to being at a unit hospital away from the front. I was an engineer that aided in delivering a newborn at sea with a C.P.O. corpsman.....that was not part of my designated training. Received a basic course (3wk) of combat/emergency first responder training....was also told this being given to you just in case (probably won't have to use it) less than 3 mos. later helped delivered a baby in the rolling north Atlantic on deck. Also my buddy who is a navy corpsman had this to say: "That is loving bullshit. 1. There is no 90% rule on anything in triage. 2. I've never been combat ops but Corpsman all talk when we drink regardless of combat status. 3 Coasties don't run combat ops overseas that's why they git moved out of DOD and into DHS. 4 there is an Sop for a blast radius on an IED and anyone inside of that radius morphine isn't given because even with a good amount of internal bleeding if casevac arrives in time there is still a chance. 5 please have this ego stroking fuckwit explain what the gently caress a pregnant woman was doing on a loving boat in the middle of the Atlantic so that this dumb rear end could deliver a baby on a "rolling deck" why the gently caress were they on the deck? There is at least done medical space on every boat that goes out to sea? Holly poo poo that was stupid..." Then he added, ""Maybe he got some of his info from watching scubs and apocalypse now on acid and it just became a memory."
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 04:14 |
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Sorry for the walls of text btw.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 04:29 |
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Asked my wife, who was a 91A from 1990 to 1997 about that poo poo. She just laughed about it and said he was full of poo poo. Then her hair turned into snakes and she chased me through the frontroom breathing fire.
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# ? Feb 6, 2015 05:36 |
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What's it like being married to Medusa?
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