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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A movie studio replaces all its actors with vocaloids. Nobody notices. In fact, all the movies are inexplicably more popular. The disgruntled former actors reprogram the vocaloids and the final scene is hologram Miku murdering the studio producers.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A new anonymous, decentralized, unregulated cryptocurrency is set to take the world by storm, only it doesn't and the people who used it are learning the hard way that it isn't so anonymous afterall.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

There are rats everywhere. People blame each other for the rats, growing increasingly obsessive as they try to clean everything and find fault with everyone else's attempt at cleaning. Eventually, someone kills someone else over a speck of dust. Everyone else freaks out, not because someone was murdered but because the corpse will attract the rats. It turns into a lethal brawl and eventually the rats descend upon them, devouring both living and dead.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A goon finds a bottle with a genie. "I wanna be Hitler," the goon shouts. The genie frowns and walks away because tricking people into wishing they were Hitler is no fun when they specifically ask to be Hitler.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A man is convinced everyone is going to die. No one believes him. As it turns out, we are all mortal and will die someday.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A man wakes up in his apartment but none of his stuff is where he thought it would be. He's convinced he fell into an alternate universe but it turns out his mom had cleaned his room.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Tonight on Boris Karloff's Thriller: Pigeons from Hell

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Vocaloids suddenly have Hitler mustaches and anything they're programmed to sing is automatically translated into German.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Applewhite posted:

An ordinary woman who is something of a loner keeps many cats and looks after each one with great care. One night, after she's gone to sleep, a pair of burglars breaks into her house. As they rummage though her belongings, they find the woman's cats continuously underfoot and must constantly shoo them away. One of the burglars kicks a cat particularly hard and it hisses, provoking angry growls from the other cats, which seem to be multiplying every second. They pop out of cupboards and crevices and crannies, until the burglars find themselves completely surrounded. Close up on their terrified expressions before the cats leap and the burglars are completely engulfed. Their screams muffled by the furry onslaught.
The next day, the woman is tending to her cats, completely unaware of what transpired the previous night. As she is preparing her cats' breakfast, two of them come forward with gifts for her that we recognize as the burglars' shoes
"Ohh, you're so sweet! But where do you keep finding all these shoes?" the woman smiles. She accepts the gifts and places them carefully in the closet where she's accumulated several dozen pairs of shoes of various sizes and styles over the years.

That'd make a good Tales from the Crypt comic.

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Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D38gnfPoAzI

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