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by sebmojo
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everybody either loved or hated him. maybe some people even wanted to kill him, the first man to ever wear pants.
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Feb 6, 2015 03:22
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by sebmojo
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this post is sexist as hell, sorry
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Feb 6, 2015 03:22
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- Miss Psychosis
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The first woman to wear pants in congress was in 1969.
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Feb 6, 2015 03:24
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- Stormyish
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did it confuse people?
did they think he was missing legs now?
who is this man with a floating top half?
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Feb 6, 2015 03:24
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- Full-Bodied Flavor
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people made fun of him by calling him "smarty pants"
thats where it comes from
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Feb 6, 2015 03:25
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- El Spider
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heh
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Feb 6, 2015 03:25
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- Afro Doug
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imagine the first guy to piss pants. back then everyone probably thought it was cool as hell
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Feb 6, 2015 03:25
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- Miss Psychosis
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IIRC it's still on the books as illegal for women to wear pants in Tuscon AZ.
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Feb 6, 2015 03:27
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- Stormyish
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how did he not determine it was a shirt instead?
it has two holes for legs, like a shirt has for arms
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Feb 6, 2015 03:27
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*thinking to myself but not out loud because i'm a coward* who's this fuckin guy?
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Feb 6, 2015 03:27
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- tao of lmao
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why's he so special? wtf is he even wearing i can' tsee his dangly bits
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Feb 6, 2015 03:28
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- nvm no cake
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how did he not determine it was a shirt instead?
it has two holes for legs, like a shirt has for arms
a shirt has 3 holes. one for your head too
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Feb 6, 2015 03:28
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- Stormyish
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how are you suppose to sex them when their bits are covered
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Feb 6, 2015 03:29
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- tao of lmao
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i'm gonna loving bash that guy's head with a rock and take whatever the gently caress those are
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Feb 6, 2015 03:29
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- Full-Bodied Flavor
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the first pants had 1 hole both your legs fit into
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Feb 6, 2015 03:29
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- Stormyish
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i'm gonna loving bash that guy's head with a rock and take whatever the gently caress those are
then you'll be the one wearing the pants in this relationship
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Feb 6, 2015 03:29
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he had a lot to learn, such as putting them on one leg at a time, like no one else ever
also which side to store his bits on, i bet that was a surprise
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Feb 6, 2015 03:30
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- google THIS
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the first pants had 1 hole both your legs fit into
it was really just one pant, the subsequent invention of the two-legged "pair" of pants was one of the greatest leaps forward in ergonomic design in history
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Feb 6, 2015 03:31
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- tao of lmao
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then you'll be the one wearing the pants in this relationship
and any future relationships until they're taken from me. people from miles around journey for the right to take the pants for themselves but that doesn't matter because they will be Mine.
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Feb 6, 2015 03:31
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- Stormyish
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did the first guy who wore pants also become the first person who zipped his dick up in the zipper?
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Feb 6, 2015 03:32
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- google THIS
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did the first guy who wore pants also become the first person who zipped his dick up in the zipper?
originally your dick just stuck out of a hole in the pants and that was in fact the only way they stayed up. this was why women didn't wear them at first
of course you also had to be at least at half mast at all times if you weren't a shower or your pants might fall off anyway
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Feb 6, 2015 03:34
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by sebmojo
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imagine the first guy to piss pants. back then everyone probably thought it was cool as hell
i think it was miles davis?
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Feb 6, 2015 03:37
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- Looke
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heh
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Feb 6, 2015 03:44
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the first guy to put on a loincloth was probably trying to figure out a way to shield his MASSIVE BALLS from all the ladies
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Feb 6, 2015 03:47
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- kittycopter
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Don't worry,
he soars above us...
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heh
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Feb 6, 2015 05:26
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imagine being the people like 20 years later that were all
farmer: "hey remember when we didn't have pants??"
court jester: "ikr! now I can die happy with warm-ish balls!!"
farmer: "oh... balls... hrmm... I see why you're out here working the fields with me and not telling jokes to the royal pants"
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Feb 6, 2015 06:25
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- thompson
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hmmm these are weirdddd
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Feb 6, 2015 06:35
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- thompson
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these kinda of itch man on my unshaved junk. weirrrddddd
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Feb 6, 2015 06:36
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- thompson
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what is this black leather thing on my rear end?
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Feb 6, 2015 07:07
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- playground tough
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the first guy to wear a hat must have looked like a real loving idiot to everyone else
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Feb 6, 2015 07:09
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- thompson
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the first guy to wear a hat must have looked like a real loving idiot to everyone else
what in the gently caress is on your head idiot?
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