gnarlyhotep posted:

game of thrones is crap, how does that grab you

yung jew posted:

they believe that jesus died for their sins and rose again on the third day lmao

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Why do atheists believe in magic?

Atheism sounds pretty silly to me. They believe the universe magically came out of no where and then it magically created cells in goo which magically turned into a human over millions of years. I don't have even faith to believe in magic, which is why I'm a Christian.

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Margaretta Peter, born into a large Swiss farming family in the late eighteenth century, was a preaching prodigy. In 1800, when Margaretta was just six years old, she enthralled relatives and other residents of a tiny hamlet near Schaffhausen (either Wildisbuch or Wildispuch) with her impromptu sermons, seeming to have a better grasp of the Bible than any minister five times her age.

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May I say, everyone needs help at some time in life. The big question is... where do you go for that help? I am NOT against doctors. I am simply saying that as Christians it is in our best interests if we stay away from unsaved "professionals" who are woefully ignorant of God's Word. We need to seek counsel from a Godly pastor or other qualified godly person. Unsaved doctors in most cases are acceptant of same-sex unions, divorce, feminism, abortion and other sinful behavior that the Bible prohibits.

mdm posted:

Volume is scary good a this thread if he isn't plagiarizing

Count Freebasie posted:

Nunchucks: the true gateway drug.

Moridin920 posted:

is this real

like did someone type this out and send it unironically

it has to be a troll right?

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i am a jesus lover and i believe in charity, humility, forgiveness, tolerance, and fraternal love of all people, even those I dislike

i don't always live up to those ideals but I hold them close and try to implement them in my daily life, even when it is uncomfortable to do so

also: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

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Thanks for having a site like this! It bothers me so much when people still believe all the lies Darwin made up 100 years ago. He was a product of Satan and his only goal was to distort the truth and confuse believers.

Das Butterbrot posted:

lol @ jesus lovers

lol @ muslams

lol @ athetits

hail satan

Top City Homo posted:

this man believes that God, an omnipotent being who deemed necessary to communicate with the ants of humanity, related concepts like general relativity and simplified it to terms we could understand

13 billion years is actually 6 days from the beginning of the universe

http://geraldschroeder.com/wordpress/?page_id=53


in any case, the point of the bible has always been to impart a moral lesson, not a scientific one. People who waste their time trying to square a hole have autism of some sort.

quakster posted:

not sure if the secret is all that hard to figure out when the guy throws around stuff that boils down to messages like "the rich don't get to go to heaven"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw

Top City Homo posted:

wont someone feed the tree of liberty with the blood of communists?

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I haven’t slept well since January, when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him– ll in a nanosecond. When I say “loathed,” I mean, “Me mongoose, him cobra.” Very primal, instinctual stuff. Indeed, I’ve shown elsewhere that “Obama” is an anagram for “Mabus,” Nostradamus’ name for the third anti-Christ, whose profile in Revelation he fits.

BUT, neither he, his vicious wife, nor his puppet masters have come all this way for him to stop when he’s standing on the threshold of the White House.

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One of my sons had been dating a girl for a short while, that claimed she was interested in becoming a Christian. The relationship puzzled me, for when he was with her he seemed quite enamored of her. Yet when he was apart from her, he had no interest in her at all. When I went to the Lord with it, He told me to break all witches spells over him, and the next day after doing this, he broke it off with her for good. We then found out later, that she and a friend of hers who was a witch, had placed a spell over my son, to cause him to like her. She never wanted to become a believer. She was already a witch instead.

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One of Satan's most effective deceptions is to blur the lines of fiction with reality, because the human sub-consciousness can easily confuse the two.

Pththya-lyi posted:

I sure hope that none of the companies he collects for charge interest:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Jesus loves you

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he still loves a retard like you

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