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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

:nws:http://thelaceserpent.tumblr.com/post/133769816582/arabelleraphael-i-caught-my-roommate-sniffing:lol:

freya french if you want to steal all her porn

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Dec 24, 2015

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

well then

quote:

I've cleared my profile from this site, but left it visible to explain why I'm gone.

On 12/19/12, I recieved an email with the subject "misstree5, do you want to die alone?". I still can't fathom why they thought that might be appropriate, when depression rates around the hemisphere are peaking and the US has had a particularly dark month.

"Do you want to die alone?" Really, OKC, is that how you're going to try to get me to use your site?

So, I take my leave of this company of asshats. Adeiu.
Know what, good for them then.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



We all die alone in the end.

/deepthoughts

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

vyst posted:

We all die alone in the end.

/deepthoughts

#adeiu

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Is that actually a thing that they sent out? Because loving lol

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Is that actually a thing that they sent out? Because loving lol

I remember that email. It was sent around right before the big 12/21/12 day and the gist of it was a joke to try and sell A-List or something, but the subject line was the real :laffo:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Do you disagree?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



That 8 y/o girl is not wrong about world-changing individuals, but should also not be on a dating site.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




I mean technically Hitler did change the world.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Otisburg posted:

That 8 y/o girl is not wrong about world-changing individuals, but should also not be on a dating site.

She's a single mother (I believe of multiple children).

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



computer parts posted:

She's a single mother (I believe of multiple children).

Kid pic as your main profile pic is weird and I won't be convinced otherwise.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Otisburg posted:

Kid pic as your main profile pic is weird and I won't be convinced otherwise.

Having your kid on a dating site at all is weird as poo poo, and it's also against the rules.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


wedding pics on tinder is the weirdest poo poo there is.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009


i found a video of her with some kind of electrical cord in her butthole and i'm just sitting here thinking why am i looking at this, who makes this, and how mentally/emotionally broken do you have to be to be in one of these videos/jerk off to this

like i can't imagine ever being so bored of normal sex that i need someone to cattle prod my balls or punch me in the dick, you know?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Groovelord Neato posted:

wedding pics on tinder is the weirdest poo poo there is.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

mr. mephistopheles posted:

i found a video of her with some kind of electrical cord in her butthole and i'm just sitting here thinking why am i looking at this, who makes this, and how mentally/emotionally broken do you have to be to be in one of these videos/jerk off to this

like i can't imagine ever being so bored of normal sex that i need someone to cattle prod my balls or punch me in the dick, you know?

I like to get my Weiner touched in new and strange ways!!!

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Batman might change the world, but Gotham is still a shithole of crime and madness. Get your own house in order, Batman!

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

JediTalentAgent posted:

Batman might change the world, but Gotham is still a shithole of crime and madness. Get your own house in order, Batman!

is saving it the same as changing it? I mean, it technically changed the world from "gonna be blown up by supervillains" to "not blown up by supervillains"

makes you think

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Yall need some light in your lives

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



i had one woman come up who had wedding pics and as you scrolled through wedding pics with her kids.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Groovelord Neato posted:

i had one woman come up who had wedding pics and as you scrolled through wedding pics with her kids.

Nobody should get married to their kids IMO but diff'rent strokes I guess

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

loquacius posted:

Nobody should get married to their kids IMO but diff'rent strokes I guess

Tell that to Woody Allen.

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
I'm confident a lot of people have

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001


this is siren's loving sign-up sheet and the sneaky fucks don't even warn you about their target audience until after you give them a phone number

good thing I have a burner because this will be funny

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Shumagorath posted:



this is siren's loving sign-up sheet and the sneaky fucks don't even warn you about their target audience until after you give them a phone number

good thing I have a burner because this will be funny

I'm too fat for a "bite-sized" anything :(

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
no fun was had because siren doesn't have any users within two hundred miles of me

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

People are just now coming around to Bumble. I can't imagine the hard row to hoe other Meet And gently caress Locally apps have when they lack word of mouth like Grindr and Tinder

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001



It... super-liked me, Ray.

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

I used to wonder why so many poly women seem to be plumpers, until I realized something. The same lack of inhibition that lets them stuff their pie holes with mass quantities of unhealthy food also allows them to get their other holes crammed with the dicks from other men, all while trying to maintain a committed relationship.

It's also the same reason they're kinkier in the sack. You just have to get over the rolls of fat and the stench first.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Anton Chigurh posted:

I used to wonder why so many poly women seem to be plumpers, until I realized something. The same lack of inhibition that lets them stuff their pie holes with mass quantities of unhealthy food also allows them to get their other holes crammed with the dicks from other men, all while trying to maintain a committed relationship.

It's also the same reason they're kinkier in the sack. You just have to get over the rolls of fat and the stench first.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Anton Chigurh posted:

I used to wonder why so many poly women seem to be plumpers, until I realized something. The same lack of inhibition that lets them stuff their pie holes with mass quantities of unhealthy food also allows them to get their other holes crammed with the dicks from other men, all while trying to maintain a committed relationship.

It's also the same reason they're kinkier in the sack. You just have to get over the rolls of fat and the stench first.

I think it's because being poly for normal people is called "casual dating".

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



computer parts posted:

I think it's because being poly for normal people is called "casual dating".

actually most normal people aren't codependant enough to need an Emergency Floatation Significant Other to have as a backup and cuckold on top of the people they're casually dating

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Otisburg posted:

actually most normal people aren't codependant enough to need an Emergency Floatation Significant Other to have as a backup and cuckold on top of the people they're casually dating

Yeah that's what I mean, most people can be friends with other people without having to gently caress them. The fat people take it a step farther into "people only like me if I gently caress them first, so I'll be poly".

The "casual dating" thing is the opposite end - you can gently caress people without having to be friends with them first, but fat people don't do that.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Otisburg posted:

actually most normal people aren't codependant enough to need an Emergency Floatation Significant Other to have as a backup and cuckold on top of the people they're casually dating
that's not what codependent means.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I think it is that nerds and fatties slowly take over any counter-culture scene because they have nothing to lose, which then drives out the first movers who no longer want to be associated with it.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

TenementFunster posted:

that's not what codependent means.

"I need people to need me" is pretty much the essence of codependency, on the enabler side.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Non-monogamy is actually really good- if there is a no-cucking rule!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Maoist Pussy posted:

Non-monogamy is actually really good- if there is a no-cucking rule!

Breetai posted:

Oh look. A poly person whose reaction to a discussion about what a trainwreck polyamoury is was announcing unasked the fact that they are poly, along with an implication that they are "one of the good ones".

Benito loving Mussolini couldn't compare to how regularly that train arrives on time.

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Maoist Pussy posted:

Non-monogamy is actually really good- if there is a no-cucking rule!

Chances are in this millennial hells ape of relationships if you aren't actively cucking you are being ducked

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