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Gypsum Fantastic posted:what if she doesn't want to gently caress you virburglar? Seperate checks please (if its an obvious gold digger who wont gently caress on the first date)
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:what if she doesn't want to gently caress you virburglar? he's actually called the virburglar because he sneaks in their backdoor when they're passed out
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:he's actually called the virburglar because he sneaks in their backdoor when they're passed out i think the funniest thing is that he calls himself the virburglar i like to imagine he writes a little note and leaves it on their dresser saying the virburglar strikes again before disappearing into the shadows no it's cool, i'm glad you got to put your willy in her vagina on the first date thanks to your slick moves i just worry that maybe sometimes you must feel a little hollow inside that your dates never get to see the real you, only your very clearly structured set of rules. surely this this blows any possible chance of any real and lasting connection should you for example, want that? or you're just loving with us this whole time in which case fair play
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May 5, 2015 10:37
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May 5, 2015 10:39
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:he's actually called the virburglar because he sneaks in their backdoor when they're passed out this one time the day before I was joining the Army this girl came over to hang ojt with me because she liked me, I wasnt great looking as I was a fat still. I sat on my pc and played cs s jailbreak for 3 hours before she was like uh so do you want to have sex? And i was like oh gently caress what do I do and then realized that she just wanted me for my virginity.
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LeoMarr posted:this one time the day before I was joining the Army this girl came over to hang ojt with me because she liked me, I wasnt great looking as I was a fat still. I sat on my pc and played cs s jailbreak for 3 hours before she was like uh so do you want to have sex? And i was like oh gently caress what do I do and then realized that she just wanted me for my virginity. so... the moral of the story there is that girls burgle the virg too so it ain't no thing? live free the virburglar 
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May 5, 2015 10:46
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:i think the funniest thing is that he calls himself the virburglar They do, I just want to feel a girl out before I start trying to hook her into a relationship. But I have to meet them face to face before I can actually engage with them. there are some very crafty women out there. Many know how to make photos look way better than reality. And people are completely different in reality
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May 5, 2015 10:50
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pretty sad that this thread would die without leomarr's extraordinary sexcapades god bless you leomarr. just wear rubbers, dude
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May 5, 2015 11:02
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LeoMarr posted:They do, I just want to feel a girl out before I start trying to hook her into a relationship. But I have to meet them face to face before I can actually engage with them. there are some very crafty women out there. Many know how to make photos look way better than reality. And people are completely different in reality i guess my point is not so much how you employ your strategy of getting to meet them face to face which i completely agree with but rather your actual real world dating strategy involving overtipping waiters/wingmen, choice of vehicle, techniques to avoid gold-diggery and such that all culminates in you achieving your goal of having dirty, unprotected and likely chlamydia-infested sex in the back of your pick up truck on the first date (feel her out as you say). it just doesn't seem real, and i can't see how you can go from this to convincing a girl that despite all this you are a genuine relationship-worthy person?
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May 5, 2015 11:06
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toggle posted:pretty sad that this thread would die without leomarr's extraordinary sexcapades who cares
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blonde rich girl sounded nice, it's just sad to me that she will probably wake up feeling worthless and used and that even if she doesn't the virgburglar will probably ditch her for the next series of new blips on the okc radar. the whole process to him just sounds like an addiction if i'm honest, and i can't help but wonder if the virgburglar will one day end up feeling like an empty husk of a human being who blew any chance at any deep and long-lasting connections because god forbid he doesn't inseminate a girl on date #1. in the words of frightened rabbit, it takes more than loving someone you don't know to keep warm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI3psN4rajU
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:i guess my point is not so much how you employ your strategy of getting to meet them face to face which i completely agree with but rather your actual real world dating strategy involving overtipping waiters/wingmen, choice of vehicle, techniques to avoid gold-diggery and such that all culminates in you achieving your goal of having dirty, unprotected and likely chlamydia-infested sex in the back of your pick up truck on the first date (feel her out as you say). it just doesn't seem real, and i can't see how you can go from this to convincing a girl that despite all this you are a genuine relationship-worthy person? dude I don't gently caress every single girl in a lovely truck. If this chick hadn't put that she wanted casual sex I wouldn't have hosed her on the first or second or even third date unless she asked for it specifically. This waiter was a great guy, I didn't expect that at all. I tipped him after the fact that he was being such a bro. And have you actually been in a relationship? Because quite a few of them start off in lovely situations gently caress even marriages. Where did your parents meet loving church after Sunday because your dad was really embarrassed but tried to like kiss her or some gayshit? No ones relationships start like that. People get stupid trashed hookup at a lovely party and start dating because there's a connection not because they're first date went well. And how does overtipping into factor into this? I over tip anyway because its the least I can do to make a waiters night better when he/she sees that I gave her a good tip. If its a $12 meal I round to 25. Even if I'm with a girl if I am paying for that meal I give a good tip. If she decides thats hot or attractive that's her deal
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:blonde rich girl sounded nice, it's just sad to me that she will probably wake up feeling worthless and used and that even if she doesn't the virgburglar will probably ditch her for the next series of new blips on the okc radar. the whole process to him just sounds like an addiction if i'm honest, and i can't help but wonder if the virgburglar will one day end up feeling like an empty husk of a human being who blew any chance at any deep and long-lasting connections because god forbid he doesn't inseminate a girl on date #1. Well it is an addiction. I can't say its not, but I really would like to find a girl that isn't just a gently caress or an eye candy to flex infront of average joe. If I could find a girl that wasn't just handling my stupid rear end and loving me because I'm hot apparently (This is news to me I think I transitioned into hotness with the last 5 lbs I've lost in the past week and a half. The transition was fast, but I did notice a table of chicks checking me out as I walked to the bathroom. Like the eyes followed the whole way it was a huge ego boost) and instead was a normal person who had hobbies and interests that I was okay with and wasn't a complete bitch. also this is the kind ofgay poo poo that I loving hate seeing I just made this more so to make friends than a boyfriend. I'm very happy and content with my life at the moment and I don't need someone to gauge my happiness. But if we hit it off that's cool! I tend to have a weakness for musicians, tattoos, piercings, and artists ;]
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May 5, 2015 11:35
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i love when peoples actual personalities start leaking into their gimmick posting.
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May 5, 2015 13:16
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LeoMarr seems like the kind of guy who maybe liked Tucker Max a little bit too much ten years ago
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May 5, 2015 13:30
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Where the gently caress do you live where pizza for 2 people costs $60? Unless you bought some wine or something.
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May 5, 2015 13:32
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Shiki Dan posted:Where the gently caress do you live where pizza for 2 people costs $60? He probably wasn't taking her on a date to Pizza Hut, dude Hipster pizza for two plus two hipster beers each could easily hit $60
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May 5, 2015 13:34
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loquacius posted:He probably wasn't taking her on a date to Pizza Hut, dude Unless that poo poo has caviar then it's highly unlikely
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May 5, 2015 13:40
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vyst posted:Unless that poo poo has caviar then it's highly unlikely Na http://www.dolcevitahouston.com/menu.php That's a pretty good Neapolitan pizza place near me and the bill can easily get up there.
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Shiki Dan posted:Where the gently caress do you live where pizza for 2 people costs $60? Well because I actually am not a human being we started with salads (7.50 each), then had calamari (10.50) appetizers then pizza (2 slices each, medium pepperoni) (15.00) and desert 10.00. I save wine for further dates unless she wants it specifically. WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 13:51 on May 5, 2015 |
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May 5, 2015 13:49
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SaltLick posted:Na holy gently caress people are loving stupid
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:blonde rich girl sounded nice, it's just sad to me that she will probably wake up feeling worthless and used and that even if she doesn't the virgburglar will probably ditch her for the next series of new blips on the okc radar. the whole process to him just sounds like an addiction if i'm honest, and i can't help but wonder if the virgburglar will one day end up feeling like an empty husk of a human being who blew any chance at any deep and long-lasting connections because god forbid he doesn't inseminate a girl on date #1. Jesus Christ stop being passive aggressive and just ask the virburglar for his sloppy seconds
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Nebelwerfer posted:holy gently caress people are loving stupid
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vyst posted:Unless that poo poo has caviar then it's highly unlikely Even if you don't do poo poo like both salads and apps, then get dessert, let's say you're a grownup and get beers Craft beers at restaurants are what, $6-8 unless you're getting like a Miller Lite in a bottle ($5) or an imperial IPL in a fancy goblet ($10)? Two of those per person at $7 each is $28. Throw in two small hipstery pizzas with like figs and prosciutto or whatever on them, $13 each, you're at $54. Add tax, round to one sig-fig for the purpose of post-writing, boom $60
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Good food is worth the higher price even if it's "just pizza"
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Who the gently caress goes out to dinner for a first date. Grab a drink or a coffee after work like a an adult you washouts.
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SaltLick posted:Good food is worth the higher price even if it's "just pizza" Good food is not necessarily reflected by a higher price in most circumstances after you pass the fast food tier.
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How does a woman's jaw drop at you pulling out a hundo when she's driving a Bentley? Nice try.
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bunch of easily trolled goons itt. he could either be running a gimmick and laughing at those falling for his stories or he's doing what he's says and apparently enjoying life and doing quite well with it in which case the criticisms just sound bitter. if you believe he's telling the truth then he's living the dream and you might as well copy him rather then telling him that he is getting laid and enjoying himself all wrong. actually the critics sound bitter either way. either way it would be nice if the thread just returned to posting dumb poo poo from okcupid/tinder/etc. leomarr i salute you. continue but please if you actually are for real start using protection so you don't burn your dickhole again actually itd be nicer if you continued but instead of posting stories post the travesties of humanity you find when looking for girls online. edit: Leon Einstein posted:How does a woman's jaw drop at you pulling out a hundo when she's driving a Bentley? Nice try. if you want to call out leomarr, this is how you do it.
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May 5, 2015 14:37
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uh you dont see a hundred dollar bill every day guys
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Leon Einstein posted:How does a woman's jaw drop at you pulling out a hundo when she's driving a Bentley? Nice try. no. it was not the amount that mattered it was the fact that i paid for the meal in its entirity that made her flabbergasted. her last few dates were all half and halfs or she would end up paying/picking them up. I try to imagine you're sitting there on your last piece of Dominos Pizza looking over all the posts and see that the chick drives a bentley and immediately relaozed that the story must be impossible because you fix your self confidence by believing all goons are the same as you and if one was to not be a neckbeard anime fag that the balance would be upset and maas suicides would happe. Crisis averted great job
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Smash it Smash hit posted:uh you dont see a hundred dollar bill every day guys real women are turned on by $2 bills
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LeoMarr posted:no. it was not the amount that mattered it was the fact that i paid for the meal in its entirity that made her flabbergasted. her last few dates were all half and halfs or she would end up paying/picking them up. Uh I am not a neckbeard anime fag, I also have a one hundred dollar bill. I flash that in the chick-fil-a and all the girls' panties drop. I am with you Leo, you and I -we are the same.
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Yeah, cash is pretty retro. We've gone debit card these days, haven't we. Sort of like how I noticed in GTAV I was getting more cash from people I was robbing in the sticks than in the city during one playthrough. Still, I'm a bit of a hipster. I'm still trying to find a place that will take Pullman Scrip as payment for meals. No takers yet.
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SaltLick posted:real women are turned on by $2 bills Those are p rare nowadays so i think its legit
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loquacius posted:LeoMarr seems like the kind of guy who maybe liked Tucker Max a little bit too much ten years ago sounds like he was the guy in the closet filming tucker's date dripping santorum all over his bedsheets
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Shiki Dan posted:Where the gently caress do you live where pizza for 2 people costs $60? No, the real question is where do you live that pizza for 2 costs $60 AND $45k per year is considered anything but poverty level.
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