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C.P.A.N. posted:Pic to confirm Me IRL according to that man:  I have nice eyes.
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C.P.A.N. posted:Are you a fat? Just answer the question.
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Feb 11, 2015 04:29
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6 things I could not live without: My wife My wife's lover My gay lover My wife's lover's gay lover My pension Hiking
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Feb 11, 2015 04:49
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Violet_Sky posted:Me IRL according to that man: this is like the joke equivalent of pointing out peanuts are legumes
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Feb 11, 2015 04:49
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staberind posted:I am 43, my girlfriend is 20, you were 23 when she was born lol
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Feb 11, 2015 06:00
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Yeeeeep. its ok though, as I am a literal manbaby...
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Feb 11, 2015 15:43
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Personally I believe that the first step to any man's dating is to start groveling and disowning the patriarchy. Perfect way to get a girlfriend (don't call them your girlfriend though, lest you be branded a shitlord)
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Feb 11, 2015 15:53
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Finding someone to watch Netflix and occasionally make out with is an inherently political act.
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Feb 11, 2015 15:57
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I don't understand radical gender politics
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Feb 11, 2015 16:02
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That's a lot of words to say that they want to gently caress Benedict Cumberbatch in drag.
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Feb 11, 2015 16:13
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urbina is the most beta surname i have ever seen
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Feb 11, 2015 16:25
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The Monkey Man posted:These all came from the same profile. Wait is this still okcupid or have we switched to tumblr?
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Feb 11, 2015 16:27
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Aren't you the guy from the old thread who posted about trying to fit in with her guy friends and being like "hey brotha, my nigga" and people laughed at you? Yeah dude that was a joke post, about a different woman I did say a lot of poo poo like that when hanging out with my black friends as an oblivious teenager though. Quickly learned how inappropriate it was when I got to college Top City Homo posted:How often do you do bdsm collar her beat her etc? Only on the night of the new moon during black history month
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Feb 11, 2015 16:49
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staberind posted:I am 43, my girlfriend is 20, noice
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Feb 11, 2015 18:52
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I wish I had saved profile screenshots from the last time I used OKC. Some highlights I saw included a woman who listed one of her accomplishments as planking on the National Holocaust Memorial and another who made it clear any relationship she found on there would be secondary to her one true love: the brothers from Supernatural whom she believed existed in a parallel universe which she's devoted her life to finding a way to travel to.
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Feb 11, 2015 22:43
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staberind posted:I am 43, my girlfriend is 20, you both must be really hosed up people you more than her whats it like being a hosed up weirdo
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Feb 11, 2015 23:10
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ugh that sinking feeling when you realize the girl who messaged you might be fat even though her main picture got you rock hard 
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Feb 12, 2015 01:41
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ThePriceIsRight posted:ugh that sinking feeling when you realize the girl who messaged you might be fat even though her main picture got you rock hard gotto make sure there are multiple angles
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Feb 12, 2015 01:45
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i dont want to have to do trigonometry to figure out if a girls hiding her body type
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Feb 12, 2015 01:51
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ThePriceIsRight posted:i dont want to have to do trigonometry to figure out if a girls hiding her body type You dont need to, just assume they always are. Why you think they're online?
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Pon de Bundy posted:you both must be really hosed up people feelsgoodman.jpg Possibly, but then, everyone is pretty hosed up, at least we are happy being hosed up together instead of a pair of hosed up hermits. What would be truly hosed up though, is if I gave a drat about random internet opinions.
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Feb 12, 2015 02:31
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Have you met her parents yet? Talk about stocks and khaki slacks to show you're an adult
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Feb 12, 2015 03:03
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ThePriceIsRight posted:ugh that sinking feeling when you realize the girl who messaged you might be fat even though her main picture got you rock hard
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Feb 12, 2015 03:27
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i dunno 40m with 20f seems fine to me. she'll sleep with you, and in exchange, you pay for things and act out father-daughter incest fantasies
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Feb 12, 2015 03:51
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toggle posted:Have you met her parents yet? Talk about stocks and khaki slacks to show you're an adult Why would I do that? I mean, Meet her parents ? Neither of us have much interest in that, but she has met my mum, I don't think the subject of stocks or lovely beige trousers came up. I think they talked about conservation and fracking. Edit: & Hiking. Literal Carehaver posted:i dunno 40m with 20f seems fine to me. she'll sleep with you, and in exchange, you pay for things and act out father-daughter incest fantasies Hm, Dunno about the wincest stuff. we get each other presents, but for bigger stuff like a new computer, to replace her junkbox, I have paid the Lions share mainly because I'm putting it together, but she bought the mobo and graphics card I suggested. Aside from the age difference, its as normal a relationship as a goon can have, I guess. VVV Being an insufferable oval office, I'd imagine. VVV staberind fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Feb 12, 2015 |
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staberind posted:Why would I do that? I mean, Meet her parents ? What's your red text about?
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Feb 12, 2015 04:20
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Wasn't there a Helldump thread about a 20 year old marrying a middle-aged man?
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Feb 12, 2015 04:32
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Violet_Sky posted:I got a message from a 34 year old man today. I'm 21. I went to work in the morning  The news came on at 11:00 The sun rose in the east today
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Feb 12, 2015 04:47
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staberind posted:wincest jfc
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Feb 12, 2015 05:17
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staberind posted:
actually everyone you know irl thinks you're a hosed up weirdo too just keep that in mind 
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Feb 12, 2015 05:30
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Dr. Carwash posted:actually everyone you know irl thinks you're a hosed up weirdo too
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Dr. Carwash posted:actually everyone you know irl thinks you're a hosed up weirdo too SHUT UP DAD
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ArbitraryC posted:me:
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ThePriceIsRight posted:ugh that sinking feeling when you realize the girl who messaged you might be fat even though her main picture got you rock hard First picture hey, second picture eh, third picture bleh
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Feb 12, 2015 06:49
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About Me: I will repeat the funniest cable tv comedy bits before plumbing your holes.
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Feb 12, 2015 06:51
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BKPR posted:About Me: I will repeat the funniest cable tv comedy bits before plumbing your holes. I want to see an experiment where a woman starts talking about ALF or Family Matters in the middle of sex to see how long it takes the dude to go flaccid.
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Feb 12, 2015 06:58
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i'm gordon shumway up in your butthole
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Ripoff posted:I want to see an experiment where a woman starts talking about ALF or Family Matters in the middle of sex to see how long it takes the dude to go flaccid. wont work when Harry and the Hendersons gets me turgid as gently caress
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