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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

It's cool that we've kind of messed up relationships to this point where this is how people approach dating.

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

There's a fabled time where dating itself wasn't a commodity. You kinda stumbled into and out of relationships and slowly tried to learn from it, while being aware each next relationship was new and different and maybe had nothing to do with the last. In fact the acts themselves somehow managed to be more important than the symbolism of them. Thankfully, we've moved beyond such small-minded thinking.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I like that the OKC people do seem to have a sense of humor about how messed up internet dating is and try to provide examples of how people act/react to profiles and messages and so on. I also like that it usually shows how shallow and sad people are, and users react by getting pissed at OKC instead of seeing how messed up they are about love and relationships.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I went on a date w/ a girl from OKC last week. She was very cute and we enjoyed each other's jokes but after the first date she said she didn't feel a spark which means I'm probably ugly but still she was nice and up-front and I told her she was great and wished her luck and probably the saddest thing is that a normal unsuccessful date is something to be cherished these days.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

InFlames235 posted:

Hey at least ur a normal dude who took it in stride and r just moving on. Good job bro.

I occasionally manage that.


I do like that sharing bad first-date stories is now a first-date thing thanks to online dating. She was telling me one guy asked her out for a Saturday night then messaged her Saturday afternoon asking if she could bring some friends because he and his friends had been day-drinking.

I was like drat, that's alpha.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

You could say that I have considered the whole of human condition and I know what I want.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I went on a couple of dates w/ girls in the medical field a few months ago- 2 Doctors (I think one in residency technically) and a therapist. They always seemed to show up to a first date really tired and right after work, which seems kinda self-sabotaging but oh well what do I know?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I think people would be pretty happy if dating websites gave you a score based on some really objectifying criteria and only allowed you to contact people with the same score as you.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

It must be weird to be a girl and have to send out messages but still be active enough on the internet that you read other girls complaining about a barrage of dick pics and poo poo like that. It's basically objective truth that you're undesirable. That sucks and makes me feel kinda bad

I sometimes wonder if number of unsolicited dick pics is now at the point of humble-bragging among women.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I suspect one of the nice things about Tinder is you can tell who the unattractive people are just based on whether they write anything in their summary.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

EuronHasADragonHorn posted:

wy does every retard who makes a thread like this think its going to be great without pics

Not every thread has to be great, or aim for greatness.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Hi I'm the chubby girl who doesn't fill out anything under body type and tries to only post head-shots.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Fonzarelli posted:


Most private thing I'm willing to admit:
Nothing lol

If I admit it it wouldn't be private ;)

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Arian_Samurai posted:

The problem with online dating is that 90% of the profiles are Gawker bloggers looking for primary sources.

You won't believe what I got people to say when I put a fake profile on a free website!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

The existential angst of online dating- did this fat person just like my profile because they think I'm in their league?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

The Monkey Man posted:

These all came from the same profile.





Joke's on them, they're only going to be messaged by people who romanticize mental illness :)

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Violet_Sky posted:

Unfortunately, he was neither hot or rich. He also said that I "looked like an angel" which must mean I look like a freak of nature. Thanks guy. :v:

A spelling error too? hahahaha keep this coming I can't get enough.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007


Finding someone to watch Netflix and occasionally make out with is an inherently political act.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

opus111 posted:

i wonder if you'll be singing a different tune when you're in your 40s and your wife is dumpy and miserable and hates your guts.

He's Albanian, not sure how he'd find a wife who isn't dumpy and miserable?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Libelous Slander posted:

student teaching broke my ability to consider anyone woman who is legal but substantially under my age. not saying it's valid there's probably some that i don't deserve that i'd get along great with but my brain won't let me think like that. all conversations feel like i'm talking to someone whos just in a different time in their life.

Well if you're going to be a teacher it seems like you'll probably be in the minority of those that don't bang their students.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

One thing I really like is when someone responds to your message with a reply that seems completely eager but leaves no obvious path to continue a conversation.

I asked a girl who said she's "changing the world" in her 'what I'm doing' section "hey, how are you changing the world?"

"That's a tough question, give me an easier one."

"Ok sure- assuming you don't have a date planned for Valentines day, what show do you plan on netflixing/DVRing? I plan on whating youtubes of dogs playing."

"Oh I didn't even realize Valentines day was coming up :) "

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Sheep-Goats posted:

Let me translate that for you:

"I know Valentines day is soon and I want you to ask me out for it."

That's what the :) means. That's why she put that in there.

I can't wait to take her out and not have a conversation for an hour or 2

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

Alternate translation:

"I want someone who isn't ugly to talk to me so I'm gonna dead end this convo"

very possible!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

SaltLick posted:

being able to roll with the non answers is a skill you have to learn in order to keep a convo going. this is a skill you use in real life as well

True but learning to have an easy conversation is also a real life skill as well, yet here we are.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

opus111 posted:

Lol why didn't you say 'what show are you planning on watching?' - you know, using the perfectly good verb we already have? Also lol assuming she's some gormless lazy sack o' poo poo and her default evening activity is zonking in front of the TV.

I'm sorry I triggered you, verb guy.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

lmfao, did you really try to segue a valentines date at her apartment waching TV?? how loving lame is this generation where watching some boring lovely show counts as a "date"

I actually just wanted her to say something interesting.



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Giblet Plus! posted:

So someone please fill me in. Why do women say "no shirtless pics" on dating websites? Everybody knows women like muscular, toned, dudes, so why don't they want to see pictures of this on dating profiles?


Because the only people who buy into the myth of girls as special emotional-thinking saints more than guys are girls themselves.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

There are like 20 posters on all of SA that aren't Gen Y so I guess l-o-l at any burn someone makes trying to pretend they're not completely interchangeable with their target.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

naem posted:

Have dick pics ever worked for any guy ever?

"Ooo my goodness that IS a lovely penis and I must admit I am intrigued where I wasn't before. I WAS scheduled to speak before the American heart association this Friday after the children's hospital charity fundraiser, where I am a pediatric neurologist but PERHAPS you can fit me in? Between your other sex women? You can? Splendid!!"

I sent one once to a girl, but it was after a few days and she make a bunch of "jokes" about wanting to see a dick pic. It ended up not working out but IDK I don't think it was the thing that caused the problem.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

subhuman filth posted:

its very rare to see someone get owned this hard; take note, all.

Actually 3 of us were owned, hard, in one mere post.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Today I learned you can't send pictures through tinder messages. Which I guess is some sort of dic-pic defense.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

After about, IDK maybe 25, people should be required to put something in their profiles about their hangups or fears or something. Nothing seems more weird to me than a girl in her 30s (or anyone, really) who basically describes their life as one fantastic journey for that long after college. I almost prefer the people who telegraph their issues with "I NEED A MAN NOT A BOY" because at least I know I can relate to people who have issues.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

naem posted:

If she seems happy, clean, blank and she's like 30 it means she has rich parents and she's been playing at being a real girl for years like a reverse Pinocchio

Sadly that stuff also seems to be a big indicator of having a decent body, which is something else I like. If only girls could be hot and normal-brained at the same time :(

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

I wanna say maybe 30% of the girls you'd actually wanna date label themselves as bi so they can get the tumblr-approved "keep disgusting cishets from viewing my profile" option, because gender binary-rejecting guy = sensitive a-grade male specimen, while it also lets them keep their heterosexuality intact, so "filter bi" is a very real thing with dudes

okcupid lifehack: if you've ever noticed someone look at your profile, only to find them disappear a day later or something, activate your latent gaymode and watch as they magically-reappear

I'm really confused by the phrase "girls you'd actually wanna date" here.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I have carefully constructed a number of blanket forts around myself to ensure the fact that I'm dumb as a brink ever attacks me.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

toggle posted:


was in a long term relationship that I thought would end in marriage. Then I met someone else and fell head over heels in love with him. Sadly, although there was a lot of love there, the age difference proved insurmountable, and so we are now just good friends.



SIGN ME UP

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Lord Lilf posted:


I come from a family with many mensa-leveled people including doctors, engineer/s, etc.

Francostein's sister?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Who else would everyone gently caress here, from hollywood?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

quote:

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Article: What is polyfidelity: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyfidelity

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Article: Polygamy Isn't Polyamory: http://polytripod.blogspot.com/2014...-polyamory.html

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...

This but for National Socialism.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

whatis posted:

as a dude librarian

Thank you for returning the lolz as well, friend.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

vyst posted:

As a resident of tampa I'm not sure if that's a compliment or insult.. ..

Who has ever complimented Tampa?

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Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

dMastri posted:

The Klingon moon?

I like the idea of eclectic paganism. Like you're at Baskin Robins picking out scoops of ice cream but instead it's the forces of the universe and life.

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