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Christ, I survived a relationship with a girl I met on okc, I still have all my limbs and quite a bit of my sanity intact. Go for it,  No, dont.
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Darth123123 posted:wtf like 5 seconds and he's onto dragons and some poo poo To be honest, if faux ever wanted to interview me, I'd pokerface talk about anything but the subject matter.
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Violet_Sky posted:I got a message from a 34 year old man today. I'm 21. I am 43, my girlfriend is 20, 
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Feb 11, 2015 03:02
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Yeeeeep. its ok though, as I am a literal manbaby...
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Pon de Bundy posted:you both must be really hosed up people feelsgoodman.jpg Possibly, but then, everyone is pretty hosed up, at least we are happy being hosed up together instead of a pair of hosed up hermits. What would be truly hosed up though, is if I gave a drat about random internet opinions.
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toggle posted:Have you met her parents yet? Talk about stocks and khaki slacks to show you're an adult Why would I do that? I mean, Meet her parents ? Neither of us have much interest in that, but she has met my mum, I don't think the subject of stocks or lovely beige trousers came up. I think they talked about conservation and fracking. Edit: & Hiking. Literal Carehaver posted:i dunno 40m with 20f seems fine to me. she'll sleep with you, and in exchange, you pay for things and act out father-daughter incest fantasies Hm, Dunno about the wincest stuff. we get each other presents, but for bigger stuff like a new computer, to replace her junkbox, I have paid the Lions share mainly because I'm putting it together, but she bought the mobo and graphics card I suggested. Aside from the age difference, its as normal a relationship as a goon can have, I guess. VVV Being an insufferable oval office, I'd imagine. VVV staberind fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Feb 12, 2015 |
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Dr. Carwash posted:actually everyone you know irl thinks you're a hosed up weirdo too SHUT UP DAD
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Feb 12, 2015 05:33
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She's ethic as gently caress. and "never does drugs": uptight hippy.
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Feb 13, 2015 21:25
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Netflix and wine, Vs gaming and a spliff, hmmmm.
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Feb 13, 2015 23:46
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Nirvikalpa posted:
Looks like a German buddy I have, Hmmm she is also poly, I wonder if okc is popular;ar in Germany.
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Feb 19, 2015 14:57
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I dunno, companionship? I'd not be able to last a minute without asking her about her weird nose, or tatted eyebrows, thus ending it.
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Feb 26, 2015 17:56
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Gosh! 
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Mar 10, 2015 05:37
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drat horror queefs posted:note: cut out a bunch b/c long and boring af Her gaping maw goes not flatter her, Perhaps we need a lardassholocaust, just so fat acceptance weirdo'smake some kind of sense.
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unassertive boy 99 posted:She's prob not smoking hot, therefore it's not too weird since both men and women can look Really Good even in their 40s+. Though even if she's attractive, not all goons are gross ugly creeps  All these meltdowns.
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Mar 14, 2015 12:35
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opus111 posted:you can get prams with USB chargers built into them now. To charge the pram? or using its movement to charge things? That's an intelligent idea.
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May 3, 2015 21:42
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Christ, what next? segway prams?
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May 3, 2015 22:27
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LeoMarr posted:Well because I actually am not a human being we started with salads (7.50 each), then had calamari (10.50) appetizers then pizza (2 slices each, medium pepperoni) (15.00) and desert 10.00. Calamari? What is is about inverted pig anus that's so appealing? Do you think anyone believes this?
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Sheep-Goats posted:Does this particular aesthetic flaw have a name because I feel like there's a lot of potential here for an offensive meme, possibly even a racist offensive meme, but I don't have a term to go off of. Its me, I am the tit distractions.
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May 11, 2015 12:23
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Whats it like being single? I seem to have forgotten due to my marvelous girlfriend.
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May 20, 2015 23:28
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so, a well adjusted american. edit : ex machina : Brown Frankenstein. staberind fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jun 7, 2015 |
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Jun 7, 2015 21:52
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So, I dont know much about this whole "Dadbod" thing, perhaps Jeb can fill us in, like, is there a specific mating display you guys use, involving your gut and lack of height?
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Jun 19, 2015 08:30
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This! This is what this thread is for, keep us updated!
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Jun 19, 2015 23:06
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I am fat and desperate for more cock, you see, i have a cock scorecard. So desperate, in fact, that when a guy said, "oh, you are fat" on a date, I did not immediately post it to tumbler or reply with something equally factual but unpleasant, At some point he put his wee wee in my woo woo.
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Oh, wow, http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/kristin-davis-beauty-behind-bars "I have been in prison for almost 6 months. Most days, I look in the mirror and I don't like what I see."
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Jun 25, 2015 23:50
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I have that, but I am whitey, problematic.
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Jul 18, 2015 03:12
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best of luck with that trap, mate.
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Normal adults who are attracted to each other often gently caress asap. Then you get hosed up sadbranes who do other things because reasons. Sex is a part of a relationship. Unless they are looking for a platonic relationship, then just lol.
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