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back when i was still single some tumblr fat girl messaged me for casual sex and I was like "oh totally" then she told me she had to make the first move and if i touched her before she decided to touch me I would be forced to leave. Then I saw that she shaved her head and I was like "lmao nah." also I got hella messages from not totally ugly girls and got laid a lot before I settled down, you guys must be really boring and ugly ahahahaha
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Fonzarelli posted:its super easy to get girl from okcupid, just find a girl who smokes weed and say "hey wanna smoke some weed?" it also helps if you are into fat girls
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Feb 10, 2015 03:50
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Bert Fegg posted:I did try a little experiment recently for a couple of months - I went radically honest in my profile. Talked about enjoying video games, MST3K, SF, etc etc and just generally acknowledged a lot more of reality than is a good idea. Results were about what you'd expect. Messages from ugly grannies didn't drop off much, but the primo results went into a radical dive. To be fair, labeling yourself as a manchild is never going to be a selling point for a guy, but it's not offset by demonstrating that you're a competent adult as well. my profile was just me listing off every thing i (nd my ex) hated about myself. it turns out that horny young alt girls don't actually read the profiles!
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you sound pretty lonely, dude
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Feb 10, 2015 09:03
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:That's not a date that's a hookup, you're really dumb hey guess what most people just get laid off the internet now. and guess what, sometimes girls just wanna get laid but like don't want to bother going out to a meat market. "wanna come over and watch a movie?" has been codeword for "wanna bang?" since I was like 15 what are you like 30 or something?
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Feb 17, 2015 07:36
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Actually just losers get laid off the internet since regular people have friends or ex lovers they can gently caress. I hope it didn't really take you this long to think up this awesome post because you still just seem like a giant idiot. The dude didn't get responded too because it was the lamest attempt at a hookup ever - which he called a date. And you had to also waste a lot of effort talking about dates even thou you still haven't proven you know what a date is. Idk if you can read too well m8 but this is the OkCuties thread where people post funny stuff about the dates/bf they want. You should probably go hang out in the tinder thread since you don't know what a date is or what women want Hahaha ok dude.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:02
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And no ive never been on a date. Im just charming and cool enough that girls want to see me again for another movie. Or maybe even several years of movies 
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Feb 17, 2015 22:07
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:
pretty much, but a good majority of young women on the internet are in one way or another
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