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someday you'll be mine, underemployed horse-lady
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yeah basically all their "dealbreakers" are just their own flaws they're self-conscious of canNOT fart in bed! *concerned about self flatulance*
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Feb 9, 2015 21:14
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same girl: lied via her pics to the tune of 60lbs. still saw the movie, did not hug after. told me she was 18. was dumb enough to talk about her recent birthday a few weeks later. she was 18 again! cut off all future contact.
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Feb 9, 2015 22:33
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i have friends that date down to 18 years old and i don't get why. i mean yeah they can be objectively pretty, but there are so many mental issues still
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Feb 11, 2015 01:02
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student teaching broke my ability to consider anyone woman who is legal but substantially under my age. not saying it's valid there's probably some that i don't deserve that i'd get along great with but my brain won't let me think like that. all conversations feel like i'm talking to someone whos just in a different time in their life.
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Feb 12, 2015 19:56
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hey don't knock netflix and wine til you try it. also it really means "i'm definitely down to gently caress just dont say it aloud"
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Feb 13, 2015 23:30
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Ninja Pangolin posted:
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Feb 16, 2015 15:45
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Ribsauce posted:I think my absolute favorite is when someone is like NO COMMERCIALS
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Feb 16, 2015 23:54
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Chomp8645 posted:very close to her family.
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Feb 19, 2015 23:33
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i dated a catgirl irl i admit i didn't know it was thing and thought it was just a joke on her name.
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Feb 24, 2015 20:00
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LethalGeek posted:crazy low self esteem it's...uncanny
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Feb 24, 2015 21:12
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what's tafe?
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Feb 26, 2015 16:21
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staberind posted:I dunno, companionship? I'd not be able to last a minute without asking her about her weird nose, or tatted eyebrows, thus ending it. no sir, you have hacked the system, for through your unexpected negging you shall thereby defeat the curse of the sugardaddy and she'll pay for your dinner before taking you to her chambers
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Feb 26, 2015 18:28
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ThePriceIsRight posted:sometimes I wish I was born a very attractive girl so that I could get gifts from lonely nerds on the internet and then id take pictures of myself nude and turn back into a guy and jack off to them i think i've seen this anime
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Feb 26, 2015 20:46
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Feb 26, 2015 22:27
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General Bullshit › okcupid.txt: it's just horse girls all the way down
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Feb 26, 2015 22:31
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i feel really sorry for straight british males
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Mar 2, 2015 15:40
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whiter than colorado springs drat that's white
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Mar 2, 2015 21:34
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Sheep-Goats posted:85% of the black people living in Portland look just because larry skipped the rally because of a cold doesn't mean you should call him out like this, even indirectly.
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Mar 2, 2015 21:47
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ThePriceIsRight posted:you never heard o f thailand my boy? id force a laugh at her unfunny jokes on a date
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Mar 6, 2015 14:48
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Sloober posted:But do you like to have fun? This is important. i love to hike. want to go on an adventure this weekend?
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Mar 6, 2015 17:33
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SaltLick posted:i like to travel, hike, do outdoorsy things but im still a whale please feed me on our dates i am looking for a MAN not a BOY looking for a guy who still BELIEVES in chivalry, and will hold (both) door(s) open for me
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Mar 6, 2015 18:26
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C.P.A.N. posted:Fun fact: apparently you tip belly dancers just like strippers
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Mar 27, 2015 18:16
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one of the more depressing experiences of my life was going to a stripclub and seeing the look of disappointment on the chubbiest girls face and outright staring at the prettier skinnier girls. it was v sad and i dont like stripclubs
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Mar 27, 2015 18:17
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this_is_hard posted:"I only date white people" same
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Apr 1, 2015 15:05
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YeahTubaMike posted:using okcupid as a black woman is a loving nightmare, but i'm almost bored enough to reactivate my account do you date white guys? not asking for myself, of course
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Apr 1, 2015 17:52
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YeahTubaMike posted:i date whoever same. it's all about that personality (mine is bad, so lol)
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Apr 1, 2015 18:03
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dat waverly ohio? its pretty hick-y there
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Apr 10, 2015 21:48
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Sheep-Goats posted:I live in Vegas now but used to live in NYC. Italian food is the most over priced and over praised stuff on the planet. Italian food is people not realizing that food tastes amazing when actually prepared in a pan/skillet and not just reheated in the oven or microwave.
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May 7, 2015 18:44
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LeoMarr posted:This loving tranny won't leave me alone let me talk to him
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