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A woman tricked her friend into having sex with her by posing as a man and persuading her to wear a blindfold in the bedroom, a court has heard.quote:"Kye" had told her he was in hospital, she said, and was not well enough to see her after he was treated for a car accident and a brain tumour.
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Sep 9, 2015 15:14
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^^^ Looks like I found a friend for this chick:  This is a small part of her profile.  Last week I didn't manage to meet with a girl due to our schedules and agreed to set something up this week. I come back after the weekend and her profile's disabled  Well she was supposedly "curvy" anyway so maybe I dodged a bullet here.
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Sep 10, 2015 19:27
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cyberia posted:Decided to have a look on OKC today as it's been a while since my last terrible date and I'm nothing if not a masochist. First girl in my matches looks cute, reasonably high match percentage, click on her profile and see this: Ask her out and tell her that you identify as anything other than male. Also getting dudes in my search results. Maybe okcupid knows something we're too afraid to think about? 
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Sep 16, 2015 09:10
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naem posted:Nerd girls are great if they are intelligent and sufficiently self aware because you can just sit home happily being boring together and loving (nerdily) There was a girl with "C++" listed in her languages and her response to my silly joke was "I don't like to be treated like an object", sent within a a couple of minute. Finally!  I complimented her on the joke and followed up about some other common interest... and haven't heard anything a day later.
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Oct 17, 2015 13:02
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Lutha Mahtin posted:drat that is a pro tier response computer parts posted:just got a like from a girl with c++ in her languages, hoping for this now No kidding. I think I might've seen a similar joke somewhere already but that's still above and beyond the response I expected. Maybe I over-nerded it with her by pointing out that my initial joke was C99 compatible but I'll give her a bit more time and try another message. Good luck to you fellow goon.
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Oct 18, 2015 19:28
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DisgracelandUSA posted:I enjoy looking at my romantic life as a queueing and scheduling problem, complete with race conditions, livelocks and deadlocks! You should try double-booking your dates to increase efficiency. Check this out. Probability that girl cancels on same day: .5; is late/doesn't show up: .3; date is a disaster and have to bail early: .4. Once your account for any other factor and do your probabilities, you might only have a 20% chance of a successful date. As you see it's pretty safe to schedule another meeting to overlap with the later part of the first date, at least. In the edge case that is a successful date, just make up a fake emergency, and you're good.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:35
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Breetai posted:It's the Steiner math of never getting laid. Don't knock it till you try it! This should easily double the chances of getting laid. Untested; haven't actually been on a date in years
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Oct 21, 2015 00:47
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okcupid.jpg: It's the woman's profile, supposedly
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Nov 16, 2015 17:56
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Huh, I thought asian guys got like +10 cool points by default? Or am I watching too many HK action movies?
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Nov 19, 2015 01:05
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 There's also a new chick I haven't seen before whose "you should message me" is "You want to see my boobs" who is also a 90% match. How do I not gently caress this up
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Nov 19, 2015 19:13
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Yeah I'm thinking it must some sort of honeypot, better block her!
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Nov 19, 2015 19:18
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Captain Yossarian posted:All boobs are really good Correct. However she hasn't replied yet so the point might be moot.
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Nov 20, 2015 17:29
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Turkey Farts posted:What was the one interest you two had in common? Stripping?
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Nov 21, 2015 11:32
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1st AD posted:Swipe right, you know she's DTF Clearly, she demonstrated poor judgment before so he probably has a decent chance too.
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Nov 25, 2015 10:04
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Tumble posted:I don't know how to tell you guys any harder - I've seriously met like 5 or 6 single moms who had a ton of pics with their kid (they love their kid, what shock) in their profile and pleaaaassse listen - they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP! It was a joke about how sleeping with Stinky_Pete would be a mistake, kind of like having a kid at 19. But I don't actually disagree with you, I do swipe right on milfs.
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Nov 26, 2015 09:13
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So I got Tinder working with a fake facebook account and got a couple of matches after using up all likes. Opening lines can be tough but this girl has a photo of a cat in her profile, so that's easy mode, right? Well she didn't get my carefully crafted pussy joke (not native speaker), now what 
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Jan 7, 2016 11:40
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ikanreed posted:Those were the words I was looking for when I read that post. No amateur-level goonery after all these years! I did make the lovely pun but the reaction in that post was just a joke. Paineopticon posted:I don't get it, why did you set it up with a fake account? Because it forces you to register through facebook. Otherwise unfortunately the profiles have been pretty boring so far, mostly fatties with myspace angles. mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jan 7, 2016 |
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Jan 7, 2016 17:18
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Ahaha holy poo poo! I was in Dachau recently (just visiting ok) so it was instantly obvious. This is probably even more inappropriate than pics with children or exes, what the hell.
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Jan 7, 2016 21:51
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