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the chief v2 posted:How come people that describe themselves as intellectuals and go through a lot of work to come across as smart always have poo poo jobs society always wants to keep down the intellectual
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 15:32 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:16 |
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SaltLick posted:slam that whale Wet it up
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 00:39 |
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So quick into princess bride I don't even know what the characters names are
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2015 23:31 |
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 01:24 |
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spooky girlfriend posted:yeah i'm not going to read that
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 20:34 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:i have seen people who answer yes to that question and then put bi as their sexuality, and had a sexual encounter with the same sex and enjoyed themselves. Tossing salad doesn't make me gay gosh
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 22:19 |
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Wet It Up
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 02:49 |
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She's a Duke Nukem fan. Wet it up
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 19:05 |
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whatis posted:as a dude librarian who met his current sex-crazed doctor girlfriend off of okcupid, just lol @ pages 18 through 20 Lol you're a librarian
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 20:54 |
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naem posted:It's just a fat girl swipe left and move on swiping left is for beta bitches. gently caress everything that moves
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 01:42 |
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cmndstab posted:Townsville is kind of like the Tampa, FL of Australia. As a resident of tampa I'm not sure if that's a compliment or insult.. ..
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 15:53 |
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Who has ever complimented Tampa? This is true.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 21:00 |
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cmndstab posted:I get gender pronouns and non-binary identities and the sexual spectrum and all that, but I really wish people would just flat out state whether they were born with a penis or not, and whether it's still there. Because I've got no idea with that last one. Amen.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 23:16 |
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SaltLick posted:i like to travel, hike, do outdoorsy things but im still a whale please feed me on our dates i am looking for a MAN not a BOY I like to travel on my rascal scooter
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 18:56 |
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opus111 posted:ffs why cant our troons look like this instead of alpeh null. For real
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 12:45 |
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Slam whale holy grail
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 22:42 |
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He has a point
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 21:27 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:No because fatness increases over time Fatness is mathematically a logarithmic curve.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 23:17 |
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this_is_hard posted:"I only date white people"
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2015 22:10 |
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Yermaw Zahoor posted:Would Also wanna pet those dogges
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 15:39 |
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Jub Jub
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 18:50 |
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THEY HAVE RANCHES FOR PIZZA?!?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 16:51 |
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Is Molly single? I'd take her on a play date
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 19:31 |
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Scathach posted:Not everyone wants to work in a boring office, gramps. Do you not like buying things or something?
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 03:07 |
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C.P.A.N. posted:I once had a girl blow off a date 2 hours before then decided she wanted the free meal after all. She spent the entire time being rude to the waiter and I but still had the nerve to be offended when I asked for separate checks. This made me lol. Gold diggers man
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 23:38 |
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Sorry I prefer women over women that look like boys.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 18:02 |
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FYI if a girl lets you put your dingus in her pussy then it's good pussy
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 23:40 |
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LeoMarr posted:it's kept me getting a steady stream of women for some time now so I don't understand how you manage to pull chicks for any extended period of time when you're so goddamn insufferable online. I mean are you one of those nerds that has a secondary "online" persona to deal with the doldrums of living such a miserable existence irl?
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 23:13 |
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LeoMarr posted:
Would.
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 04:22 |
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loquacius posted:He probably wasn't taking her on a date to Pizza Hut, dude Unless that poo poo has caviar then it's highly unlikely
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 13:40 |
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Nebelwerfer posted:holy gently caress people are loving stupid
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 14:00 |
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SaltLick posted:Good food is worth the higher price even if it's "just pizza" Good food is not necessarily reflected by a higher price in most circumstances after you pass the fast food tier.
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 14:26 |
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SaltLick posted:real women are turned on by $2 bills come get some dick curvy goonettes
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 19:23 |
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Impress your woman with your appetite when you order an entire pizza for yourself and eat it down in front of her, don't forget to lubricate the throat with a few free refills of Dew
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 14:09 |
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SaltLick posted:chicklet teeth always seem to pop up on some really cute girls and it destroys the entire package. its really unfortunate Yea I'm not a fan. Same with horse gums
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 22:57 |
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loquacius posted:counterpoint: mutilated grains and cheese are delicious
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 03:23 |
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SaltLick posted:
drat.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 15:22 |
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man nurse posted:Actually most smart people get tested anytime before/after they have a new partner, rather than waiting to see if they think they're developing herpes or whatever. This. Lol if you get tested after you see your first dick blister
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 22:53 |
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slam whale
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 15:22 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:16 |
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webmd basically says everything is cancer anyway
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 17:53 |