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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



the chief v2 posted:

How come people that describe themselves as intellectuals and go through a lot of work to come across as smart always have poo poo jobs

society always wants to keep down the intellectual

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

slam that whale

Wet it up

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



So quick into princess bride I don't even know what the characters names are

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



vyst
Aug 25, 2009



spooky girlfriend posted:

yeah i'm not going to read that

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Pon de Bundy posted:

i have seen people who answer yes to that question and then put bi as their sexuality, and had a sexual encounter with the same sex and enjoyed themselves.

*i know its wrong but i cant stop eating girls rear end!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

rear end EATERS ANONYMOUs

Tossing salad doesn't make me gay gosh

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





Wet


It


Up

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



She's a Duke Nukem fan. Wet it up

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



whatis posted:

as a dude librarian who met his current sex-crazed doctor girlfriend off of okcupid, just lol @ pages 18 through 20

Lol you're a librarian

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



naem posted:

It's just a fat girl swipe left and move on

swiping left is for beta bitches. gently caress everything that moves

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



cmndstab posted:

Townsville is kind of like the Tampa, FL of Australia.

As a resident of tampa I'm not sure if that's a compliment or insult.. ..

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Who has ever complimented Tampa?

This is true.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



cmndstab posted:

I get gender pronouns and non-binary identities and the sexual spectrum and all that, but I really wish people would just flat out state whether they were born with a penis or not, and whether it's still there. Because I've got no idea with that last one.

Amen.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

i like to travel, hike, do outdoorsy things but im still a whale please feed me on our dates i am looking for a MAN not a BOY

I like to travel on my rascal scooter

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



opus111 posted:

ffs why cant our troons look like this instead of alpeh null.

For real

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Slam whale holy grail

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




He has a point

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Sheep-Goats posted:

No because fatness increases over time

Fatness is mathematically a logarithmic curve.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



this_is_hard posted:

"I only date white people"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Also wanna pet those dogges

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Jub Jub

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




THEY HAVE RANCHES FOR PIZZA?!?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Is Molly single? I'd take her on a play date

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Scathach posted:

Not everyone wants to work in a boring office, gramps.

Do you not like buying things or something?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



C.P.A.N. posted:

I once had a girl blow off a date 2 hours before then decided she wanted the free meal after all. She spent the entire time being rude to the waiter and I but still had the nerve to be offended when I asked for separate checks.

She was so sure of the free food she had to go out to her car to get her purse. It was great.

This made me lol. Gold diggers man

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Sorry I prefer women over women that look like boys.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



FYI if a girl lets you put your dingus in her pussy then it's good pussy

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LeoMarr posted:

it's kept me getting a steady stream of women for some time now so

I don't understand how you manage to pull chicks for any extended period of time when you're so goddamn insufferable online. I mean are you one of those nerds that has a secondary "online" persona to deal with the doldrums of living such a miserable existence irl?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LeoMarr posted:



said "Hey:)"


yup, that's a crib. :flame:

Would.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



loquacius posted:

He probably wasn't taking her on a date to Pizza Hut, dude

Hipster pizza for two plus two hipster beers each could easily hit $60

Unless that poo poo has caviar then it's highly unlikely

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Nebelwerfer posted:

holy gently caress people are loving stupid

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

Good food is worth the higher price even if it's "just pizza"

Good food is not necessarily reflected by a higher price in most circumstances after you pass the fast food tier.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

real women are turned on by $2 bills

come get some dick curvy goonettes

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Impress your woman with your appetite when you order an entire pizza for yourself and eat it down in front of her, don't forget to lubricate the throat with a few free refills of Dew

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

chicklet teeth always seem to pop up on some really cute girls and it destroys the entire package. its really unfortunate

Yea I'm not a fan. Same with horse gums

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



loquacius posted:

counterpoint: mutilated grains and cheese are delicious

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://www.medaesthetics.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Image-1-4-1030x1030.jpg

So instead of the labia being super large and hanging down think more swollen and really "puffy" looking and still protruding out like that. it's as if someone took a pussy pump and only pumped up her labia minora. when youre going down on someone for the first time and that pops out at you it takes you by surprise.


your vagina doesnt need to be perfect looking but this was just...weird and off putting. :shrug: just part of physical attraction

drat.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



man nurse posted:

Actually most smart people get tested anytime before/after they have a new partner, rather than waiting to see if they think they're developing herpes or whatever.

This. Lol if you get tested after you see your first dick blister

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



slam whale

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



webmd basically says everything is cancer anyway

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