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Han Nehi posted:did you slam hulk No Ma'am.
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I always enjoy seeing that the "pared down" version of a profile is still 1000 words long. Also, getting your tubes tied in your early 20s lmbo loquacius posted:"i carry a lot of emotional baggage"
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Irony.or.Death posted:the sooner you do it the more time you have to enjoy it I've heard that many places won't consider tubectomy or vasectomy without psych screening or a medical emergency. I've also seen a lot of people who get these kind of surgeries for medical reasons try to "own it" by going mildly insane, like becoming a polyamorous childfree genderblob in your 30s. I'm not judging, but I am loling.
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TenementFunster posted:lol nah, but enough people will believe any negative thing about women that this is a popular myth I'm willing to believe anything negative about America's madhouse legal system, and that a lawsuit based on "he should've known I'd change my mind one day!" doesn't seem very far-fetched, as far as popular myths go. vyst posted:I'm all for procedures that let me nut into more lady guts without consequence 
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No way, I saw what happened when chicks get an IED implanted in their funzone. That's how we ended up with Venom Snake. Cuckoo IMGO you should've been given the tubectomy years ago.
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It'd probably just be pushed out, tbh. IUDs aren't very big.
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computer parts posted:I don't think I have to tell you what the pictures are. A friend of mine once made a fake profile written from the perspective of some little burrowing mammal, but he borrowed his pictures from some camgirl and he still ended up getting tons of messages.
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Groovelord Neato posted:http://pastebin.com/DHRrab0s A+ read.
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Dec 6, 2015 06:09
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loquacius posted:Man, the opening credits from The Jetsons were more explicit than I'd realized *watching the opening credits of Married With Children and Al Bundy hands a 20 dollar bill to his wife* Haha Peg'd again!
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Someone needs to give Adam Sessler a regular job, he is starting to spiral.
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Dec 10, 2015 23:04
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quote:My self-summary quote:What I’m doing with my life I wonder how many coy "You should message me if you're doing (weird, non-romantic thing), I want to learn more/do that thing more!" actually elicit good faith responses. Like, if you were an herb expert, would you contact this person even though xe makes your dick retract so hard it literally goes concave?
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Dec 11, 2015 01:25
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Otisburg posted:goon scavenger hunt: Ok, so she didn't out and out use the P-word, but while searching for conventionally attractive non-monogamous women within 50 miles (since San Fran is only 20 miles away ha ha), I came across a unicorn. quote:My self-summary  How her inbox isn't full to bursting with garbage, I don't know. There was another promising candidate who was out-and-out poly AND a swinger who seemed sane until she tipped her hand and let everyone know she has "synesthesia. Four forms of it. Look it up." im cute fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Dec 13, 2015 |
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Dec 13, 2015 10:18
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Meatgrinder posted:Try using GIS. Aw poo poo. I knew unicorns weren't real. computer parts posted:Confident, compassionate, easy going, insightful, progressive, assertive, hilarious, real life super saiyan, and just damned adorable. Taking odds on whether this bald-faced motherfucker's first and only reference for Tsukuyomi is an anime or manga, and which one is it: YuGiOh, or Naruto.
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Dec 14, 2015 09:48
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Otisburg posted:remember a bunch of pages back the girl who's profile was literally "i will murder u" but she was real sweet about it? Was it or are you talking about the girl from OKC that had that whole photo album of how she was going to drag your (dead? drugged?) body along on some train adventure or whatever and then bury you in the woods and that would be a good first date? DenizenKane posted:It's Naruto. Trap sprung or whatever. Huh, I thought it might have been Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase (月詠 Tsukuyomi?) is a manga series by Keitarō Arima about a young vampire girl named Hazuki and a Japanese freelance photographer Kouhei Morioka whom Hazuki attempts to make into her servant.
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Ah, here we go.The Man From Utopia posted:Uhhh I had a notification of a visitor tonight and this is what I found:
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LethalGeek posted:Did I find a doozy, bits snipped for not being funny: Honestly, at what point do you stop writing out your profile and just shut it down because, clearly, other human beings just aren't for you? I feel like this is a trap. Is this a trap profile? Do they have a tumblr somewhere where they post like a Best Of the messages this piece of work doubtlessly generates?
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Dec 15, 2015 04:47
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Frackie Robinson posted:Feel like I'm really honing my game since I moved to West Virginia 
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This is what I picture in my mind when I think of "woman PUA" but also that Channel 4 documentary about rinsers.
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Dec 17, 2015 19:49
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insufficient guns posted:Dusted off my OkCupid account to keep this thread going. I was getting ready to get all indignant about ESL speakers but then that loving profile... it just never ends. Also lol at all these doof magoofs
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Dec 23, 2015 01:40
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Is that actually a thing that they sent out? Because loving lol I remember that email. It was sent around right before the big 12/21/12 day and the gist of it was a joke to try and sell A-List or something, but the subject line was the real 
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Dec 25, 2015 00:58
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People are just now coming around to Bumble. I can't imagine the hard row to hoe other Meet And gently caress Locally apps have when they lack word of mouth like Grindr and Tinder
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TenementFunster posted:that's not what codependent means. "I need people to need me" is pretty much the essence of codependency, on the enabler side.
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I'm a hikikomori - a mentally disturbed shut-in who eschews all outside contact for creating an elaborate paranoid fantasy world inside my bedroom and only leave it for furtive witching-hour trips to my parents' fridge for supplies, bringing shame to them and morbid curiosity from everyone else. I definitely did not hear this term first on a Yume Niki fan forum, or piped through while searching Wikipedia for "Loneliness." Also I love going out to conventions, coffee shops, Japanese restaurants. EDIT: I thought only 90s teens and Khaos Magick people still called themselves "LaVeyan Satanists" what the gently caress im cute fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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a starwar betamax posted:Where yall want me to put this thread? Up you're rear end you gay IDIOT BITCH
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Shoot I'm sorry starwarsbetamax, this thread's just so dang dark all the time
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