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ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Man, I don't even see where there's an option for income.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 19:57

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:30

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Archimago posted:

Thread needs more funny profile text dumps/pics and less unironic discussion of the intricacies of race in online dating in TYOOL 2015. I can't entertain myself / coworkers with this nonsense.

If you're not married please go on an OK cupid date with the ugliest uggo on okcupid you can find and give us a trip report. If you are married, bring your wife along.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 23:29

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Shumagorath posted:

Set it to "over $1m" because gently caress everyone who cares about that.

I'd very much like to gently caress everyone who cares about it, but apparently "you can share my food stamps" isn't rich enough for those hoes.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 23:35

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Paul Zuvella posted:

Holy loving poo poo you are the gooniest gently caress ever.

Those were the words I was looking for when I read that post.

"She didn't get my lovely pun that was also the kind of awkward come-on that makes women hate online dating. Life is so unfair."

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 16:45

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

SciFiDownBeat posted:

online dating is a scam. people who try to find relationships/get laid online are always, beyond any shadow of doubt, insane

[rant]
in fact asking people out face-to-face in the 21st century has become brutally easy because of this. all these millennials are in such a nihlistic malaise due to social media and electronics that any interaction with a halfway-normal-not-creepy person in real life is like a loving revelation to them. getting your "foot in the door" so to speak has never been easier because human beings crave social (and physical) contact, and the emotive abstraction provided by the internet has dulled their senses so much that they're more willing to take a chance on strangers who are willing to open their actual mouths and speak real words to them. this is especially true for anyone living in an urban environment. the internet's negative effect on people's social fulfillment coupled with the general feeling of displacement and loneliness in cities makes it piss easy to connect with people
[/rant]

tl;dr what I'm saying is, ask people out IRL. it's like playing the lottery except the tickets are free, and you have a really high chance of scratching off at least two bucks

And about the same percentage of people are single.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 17:30

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

mobby_6kl posted:

Ahaha holy poo poo! I was in Dachau recently (just visiting ok) so it was instantly obvious. This is probably even more inappropriate than pics with children or exes, what the hell.

"I'm so deep and sensitive, here I am looking slightly concerned about the holocaust"

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 22:10

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ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Groovelord Neato posted:

tfw u get extremely pretty tinder matches but are too gonny to msg em

Uh. No. I don't get that feel at all.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 22:47

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