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Ripoff posted:I want to see an experiment where a woman starts talking about ALF or Family Matters in the middle of sex to see how long it takes the dude to go flaccid. wont work when Harry and the Hendersons gets me turgid as gently caress
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Bag yourself a degree holding mate and pretty much your lives are the same boring poo poo. You go to work and do your dumb gay hobbies
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Feb 12, 2015 19:12
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being able to roll with the non answers is a skill you have to learn in order to keep a convo going. this is a skill you use in real life as well
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Feb 13, 2015 02:02
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Ab shots are crucial if you are trying to bag college aged women when you are old balls. Career, abs, not ugly. Easy money
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Feb 13, 2015 23:03
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http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/
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Feb 14, 2015 04:42
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It's always fun seeing someone again in public after you went on a date with and disappeared on. Maybe she shouldnt have had a weird looking vagina
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Feb 15, 2015 15:02
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Giving gnarly gonnorhea
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Feb 16, 2015 15:17
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slam that whale
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Feb 16, 2015 22:32
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is semen vegan?
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Feb 16, 2015 23:52
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Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost are both good examples of bible fan fiction id say
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Feb 17, 2015 02:06
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really need pictures to match the crazy. in fact make it like one of those matching games you'd do as a kid
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Feb 17, 2015 03:43
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she looks like a slightly deflated mrs potato head
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Feb 17, 2015 06:32
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I enjoyed that full spectrum warrior game and this makes me want to play it again thanks random crazy girl
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Feb 17, 2015 15:10
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Boomers had the 60s they just didn't kill the world fast enough
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Feb 17, 2015 19:11
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My quickest movie date turned to sex was 5 minutes into Orange County featuring Jack Black. post your records
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Feb 17, 2015 22:40
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Hershey highway to the danger zone
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Feb 18, 2015 01:27
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Cowman posted:What's a good opener for okcupid people? Surprisingly, asking the herpes girl I posted earlier if she had herpes actually worked and she's pretty cool except for the herpes herpes really isnt a big deal when they don't have an outbreak. bang away!
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Feb 18, 2015 17:44
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DaleNixon posted:Before the Alien came out of the guy's chest in Alien. (BJ during) id have timed it to give her her own chest burst
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Feb 18, 2015 19:33
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house wife that fucks other men and is completely insufferable nice
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Feb 18, 2015 21:08
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spooky girlfriend posted:I'd be a thesaurus, because you're cute, adorable, pretty, and lovely! gently caress YOU
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Feb 18, 2015 22:45
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Fetus Tree's burrito game is tops
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Feb 18, 2015 22:45
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Dr. Carwash posted:what the gently caress is wrong with her neck When you aren't a massive whale you can see your clavicles. Weird I know
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Feb 18, 2015 22:55
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selfies now = weird lol yall are so bad at being normal
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Feb 18, 2015 23:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyA5gzqA3nU some stand up comedian has a chuckle worthy story about okcupid
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Feb 19, 2015 02:27
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quote:The six things I could never do without ehhhh i think you could actually
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Feb 19, 2015 19:01
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Dream girl for sure
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Feb 19, 2015 23:10
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Close to her family? Hasn't dated? You're gonna get cucked by her brother uncle dad
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Feb 20, 2015 00:22
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traveling is one of those things affluent people are able to do so by saddling that on i appear to be better than i am
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Feb 20, 2015 20:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lK8lgBCLX8 wet it up
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Feb 21, 2015 02:35
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toggle posted:already prnited out her photo and jacked on it. i claimed her lol owned king of the hill tribute i blew a bigger load shes mine
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Feb 21, 2015 04:57
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I find her excessive use of :P to be bothersome
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Feb 23, 2015 19:47
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Ninja Pangolin posted:I guess what stood out to me is that for all the words and energy she spends to say "I'm weird and unique" her profile is just the same poo poo as everyone else. Oh, you have cats and love Dr Who? She's like every boring nerd cliché. But she doesn't listen to Top 40 music! *watches most popular TV shows instead* She is exactly as boring as everyone else. Everyone does the same stupid poo poo the skill is to try and make it seem like you aren't dreadfully uninteresting.
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pwnyXpress posted:http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peruse Peruse is not browsing
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Feb 23, 2015 22:01
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I blame the popularity of wacky random cartoons for this behavior
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Feb 23, 2015 22:59
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Profondo Rosso posted:why is this a thing. i know multiple girls who meow/think they're cats and all of them are crazy well there ya go
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Feb 24, 2015 00:47
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i really love to travel (to the refrigerator)
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Feb 24, 2015 02:22
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EightBit posted:Hey baby wanna see who shoots first i guess im special edition greedo in this case
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Feb 24, 2015 19:20
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han solo also had a stroke
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Feb 24, 2015 19:21
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wet it up then get murdered by the mafia i suppose
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Choco1980 posted:If it actually is legit (which it likely isn't), a few facts that you can count on about that "group" ah so this is taking place in a gym sauna sounds baller
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