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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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"Special Blend" is actually just boring fat people.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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toggle posted:

love hiking
Love adventures
Love neil gaiman
Love stephen fry
Message me if you want to!

Nothing wrong with Stephen Fry. Or Neil Gaiman, really, other than the fact that I mentally add 50 pounds to anyone who claims to be a huge fan.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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EightBit posted:

Have any goons every created a fake fat girl profile to find out how different the okc experience is for them?

If I did that I wouldn't get any specimens for my "Unsolicited Dick Pics" collection.

Not a Children posted:

We literally never talk about it unless someone we're with brings it up. One of her friends refers to us as "the swirl" though

That's actually kind of cute.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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nutranurse posted:

That's why I quit okc. Either the women i messaged don't date black guys or the ones who responded to me were married and looking to do some cucking. Mad gross.

That's actually become a real thing? I honestly thought it was just a porn/Internet meme.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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nutranurse posted:

its a very real and very gross thing

like dude, if you dont want to gently caress your ugly dumpy ageing wife then why would i, a young man in my physical prime (let me phrase this how they see me) a strapping young buck

Man, people are gross.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Setzer Gabbiani posted:

Yeah don't expect me to chance it with an "18" y/o but you're more than welcome to look at her profile since they're still up

Nah. She's nasty. A couple years from now she'll have packed on 70 pounds and screech at everyone in her life at a volume that would deafen a howler monkey.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Violet_Sky posted:

I got a message from a 34 year old man today. I'm 21. :stare:

Is he rich?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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That's a lot of words to say that they want to gently caress Benedict Cumberbatch in drag.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Friend of mine's girlfriend hadn't ever dated anyone before they went out. Her folks were nutty religious and she grew up sheltered and homeschooled. She turned 26, took a teaching position in Japan, came back a year later and started dating my friend. He says it's been a little strange since she'd literally never kissed a boy before they started dating, but they're doing pretty well.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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how me a frog posted:

I never get matched with black people because central Europe. Am i missing out?!

Head over to Italy and wait by the beach, you should be able to fish out a good selection before too long.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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5-HT posted:

stupid way of saying an idealistic personality type based on a bs test. thank jung for this.

Blathering about Jungian archetypes in Tarot cards got me laid a couple of times in college, so I can't hate the guy.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Jeff Sichoe posted:

what I don't get about trannies and gender identity stuff is how it was so readily accepted by society (well, western society I guess)

I mean, if you are truly saying that you were born with a dick but that your brain is trying to tell you that you are a woman, or vice versa, then isn't that essentially the same as like anorexia?

your brain telling you that you are fat when you are skinny as gently caress?

so if we then follow that point to it's natural conclusion - wouldn't the government have to subsidize liposuction for anorexic people in much the same way it currently pays for dudes dicks to get loped off and inverted and then pay for breast implants and hormonal replacements for trans / genderfukt?

makes ya think

lol

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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The_Angry_Turtle posted:

My top ten matches are all obese. Not chubby. Actually obese. I tried messaging a few people last night but it was difficult because most of the girls who have a BMI under 30 are so basic they're almost video game NPCs. I did get a date with one girl after chatting with her for two days so heres hoping that turns out well because I don't see much else worth pursuing.

Have you got it set to "Special Blend"? Nothing but hambeasts on there for me. Either that or you're in Nebraska or something.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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It's like a rapey Saarlac Pit.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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ThePriceIsRight posted:

also wtf there is this belly dancer who says she works out every day (sunday-saturday) but she's definitely chubby. wat

Either she eats a shitload of food and drinks a shitload of soda, or she's lying about the workouts. Probably a mix of the two.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Breetai posted:

Is it too late to change my cock's name by deed poll to "the white power"?

It's your dick, man. You can call it whatever you want.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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I'm half-convinced that this is just a troll, but people are really, really stupid.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Mans posted:

Is this an American thing or something? That's basically 1,90 meters and over here that's pretty much giant territory.

I keep reading memes about "lol less than 6' people" and i don't know if they're being ironic or if everyone is a giraffe in the US.

Less than 6'2" is higher than the average Dutch, and the Dutch are towers.

Depends on where you are. East Coast people tend to be shorter, Midwest tend to be taller.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Star Man posted:

I'm only 6'0", but drat a girl that's like 6'3" is the hottest thing.

I dated a 6'3" girl who was a scull team captain at Yale way back in 2007. That was pretty much the best casual dating experience that I ever had and I still kind of kick myself for not trying to turn it into more.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Top City Homo posted:

what the gently caress is a scull

Worthless Yalies in boats, mostly.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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SaltLick posted:

Thirsty niggas itt

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

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Gypsum Fantastic posted:

my date drank too much wine and was violently sick without any warning in the middle of a really trendy bar

im taking her for tapas later this week

Sounds like the best response to being in a trendy bar.

I'm sure all the wavy-gravy motherfuckers were all :mad:

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