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basement jihadist posted:oegmamion *squarts*
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Literal Carehaver posted:please validate my existence with sex dont run haha ill find you
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Feb 10, 2015 05:52
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Have dick pics ever worked for any guy ever? "Ooo my goodness that IS a lovely penis and I must admit I am intrigued where I wasn't before. I WAS scheduled to speak before the American heart association this Friday after the children's hospital charity fundraiser, where I am a pediatric neurologist but PERHAPS you can fit me in? Between your other sex women? You can? Splendid!!"
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Feb 14, 2015 00:51
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:After about, IDK maybe 25, people should be required to put something in their profiles about their hangups or fears or something. Nothing seems more weird to me than a girl in her 30s (or anyone, really) who basically describes their life as one fantastic journey for that long after college. I almost prefer the people who telegraph their issues with "I NEED A MAN NOT A BOY" because at least I know I can relate to people who have issues. If she seems happy, clean, blank and she's like 30 it means she has rich parents and she's been playing at being a real girl for years like a reverse Pinocchio
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Feb 14, 2015 20:02
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toggle posted:thats going to be one sad lonely lady No she'll have most of a decade of guys showing up pretending to date her regularly for the sex and will live in a magic mental ego bubble until she ages and transitions then into a cackling cat lady, replacing sex with food
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Feb 15, 2015 03:21
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Am I the only straight guy on this website now or
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Feb 15, 2015 10:16
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toggle posted:wanna de-grease a lonely goonette Does this mean blotting her with a paper towel like ulillia and pizza
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Feb 16, 2015 01:02
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toggle posted:
Weeeeee represeeeent, the lollipop guild
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Feb 18, 2015 16:52
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I worked briefly at a company that had once published library reference books and had unsuccessfully attempted to recreate their products on a website subscription type service. They'd once employed numerous master of library whatever people and also had once had a generous retirement pension package, and as the company slowly collapsed they kept voting each other off the island like on survivor
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Feb 20, 2015 03:23
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It's just a fat girl swipe left and move on
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Feb 24, 2015 00:43
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Breetai posted:Pro tip: if you see a girl and she mentions liking horses or owning horses or there's a picture of her on a horse, run. Why? She's on a horse you can't outrun a horse
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Feb 26, 2015 23:57
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jeremiah johnson posted:Is there a way to see less attractive girls in quick match? Some of these chicks are like model quality there's no loving way I have a shot with them. Dude just think, YOU could BE the slamwhale
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Mar 2, 2015 00:47
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I like to think genderblobs reproduce by splitting in half like an ameba
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Mar 13, 2015 02:08
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Megan fox is like a 17
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Mar 14, 2015 00:29
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As a huge dong haver it's more like an expected bonus when you take you pants off and maybe she'll stick around longer and then stalk you for months after a break up
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Mar 14, 2015 01:57
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Biscuits and gravy (giving and receiving) (everything to do with it)
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Mar 16, 2015 04:36
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THATS NO MOON
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Apr 7, 2015 20:47
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I'm exactly 6' and women are surprised when I show up and actually am 6', which I guess would be like a girl being as thin and attractive as her photos suggest
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Apr 18, 2015 03:27
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Also there's the "photo obviously taken before digital photos were the norm" which used to mean a 5 year old pic. More like 7 years old now. Still see them out there on occasion
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Apr 18, 2015 03:28
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OOO and then the "fresh faced, sharp jaw, great dimples great pic" followed by "5 pounds later, it's fine, great smile, lookin good still haha 5 pounds is normal, good times with friends" pic and then several pics later the "puffed out, exhausted, no jaw line pic where not only aren't there dimples any more but they are somehow outies that have inverted into external meat sacks, drooping, bloated, this is what I look like now, this is what's going to show up, be glad you can't see my butt in this" pic, the "I've been on this site and hosed soo many times haha beer, dick, beer, dick again haha harruugh harrroockk cigarette weezing "
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Apr 18, 2015 03:35
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Top City Homo posted:what the gently caress is a scull It goes on your power armor scrunt
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Apr 23, 2015 22:38
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Aferisan posted:Meeting like dozens of new people all the time sounds more exhausting than it does fun. Esp if you gotta be pleasant and they don't feel the need to reciprocate. Also the fact they are meeting dozens of new people all the time too, it's hard to get off the sex train and have a relationship. In fact it's best if you meet a girl the first day she make an account and immediately get her off the site and start discussing your future family
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Apr 30, 2015 19:51
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Like start researching strollers and pre-schools now
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Apr 30, 2015 19:52
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SaltLick posted:if you genuinely like people then dating is fun. killer to your wallet though. although you could just do the same "oh i know a cool spot in the park lets walk around" date over and over again. anyway its fun getting laid so do that I did that and had it down to a science and had SEX haha and now I'm a broken shell of a man,
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Apr 30, 2015 20:17
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Aferisan posted:How do you leverage having a nice body into getting dates/matches? Take some good photos, put them on a dating site, ask a bunch of girls out, get rejected still (a lot) Repeat until humping
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Apr 30, 2015 22:10
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SaltLick posted:The people getting matched with hideous fatties are fellow fatties. If you are attractive you'll see other attractive people. Remember that the first rule of any kind of dating is to not be ugly. Fat girls get around this by having one thin attractive pick from like 5 years ago so they can stalk you, craving seed
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May 1, 2015 01:09
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subhuman filth posted:god online dating seems loving horrible. i'd recommend just serially sleeping with your girlfriend's best friend when you get tired of her. Not as great as it sounds
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LeoMarr posted:Still would. Um you won the gf lottery shut up lol
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May 10, 2015 21:56
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Scathach posted:Yeah I keep thinking she's about two seconds from her face splitting open to reveal a robot or something. What the hell happened to smiling? 
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May 12, 2015 00:58
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ThePriceIsRight posted:Found her on POF. She's... intense. I can't tell if that's a song lyric or insane ramblings. Benedict Cummerbach really getting into character for Dr. Strange
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May 20, 2015 22:15
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staberind posted:Whats it like being single? sucks
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May 20, 2015 23:31
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I love biting exotic asian women
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Jun 5, 2015 19:50
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So exotic and bitey
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Jun 5, 2015 19:50
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Chomp8645 posted:I love to laugh on Friday nights out with my friends, or maybe at the movie I'm watching at home on Netflix. If only I had a partner in crime to laugh with me about the funny adventures we get into while hiking and also does not play games. Borrowing for my profile thnk u
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Jun 6, 2015 07:28
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Shirley Crabtree posted:..and the other has pistols tattooed on her tits. On her tits. And I absolutely agree, dodged a bullet. A boobie bullet (heh heh bewbs)
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Ladies hello! Am am an A.K.A. Dirty Uncle and I am seeking my naughty barista! Can't wait to force my way in (to your life). An academic type of intelligence not required! Must wash dishes
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