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Breetai posted:Well, I just arranged a date with a self-admitted incorrigible cougar. She's in better shape than most women my age on okcupid though, so what's a term like slam whale that derides someone's age rather than their girth? A Dark Elf
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Wicker Man posted:Hello, boys... 
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LeoMarr posted:
Why do so many women itt look like Adam savage from myth busters
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Otisburg posted:I'm already sick of her poo poo.
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Otisburg posted:Why, why are people using "boyfriend's arm around me but boyfriend cropped out" pictures on Tinder in TYOOL 2015 instead of putting up new ones? There are also the pics with 2-5 really handsome guys with their arms around her, as if to say "this is who I could be f*cking" those bother me more
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darth cookie posted:The dude in the picture almost certainly wants to bang you. No no see they're just friends, and you'll get to hang out with this guy who stares daggers at you 24/7 because you've stolen the secret desperate love of his life, who she doesn't even see as male, it will be so great
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Men pretty much want to lock antlers with any other man we see and fight over females it's just how mating works, sorry ladies
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Bones, organs, and skin!! 
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paco650 posted:it's probably blendr or one of the other 100000 awful location-based gently caress Apps. bitches
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I usually go for the awkward hug where you pat her back if I'm not I'm to her personally
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Ekster posted:The thing I don't get about 60s hippie theory is that on one hand all authority is bad, but on the other children are a complete blank slate and anything bad they will ever do in life is because they had a bad childhood. Wouldn't you want maximum influence over them if that's truly the case? The baby boomers wanted to rebel against their hardass old fashioned WWII veteran parents so they spoiled their kids Only the economy isn't awesome now like it was for them so we get $40 bowls of cereal for adult infants, and now angry murder mobs
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toggle posted:Imagine how many dick pics are floating around out there. Millions of phallic flavoured jpgs just zooming around in the clouds. What times we are living in Just think of the advanced alien races who are just now getting gigabytes of our dick pics beamed at them from orbit by all our cell companies
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You know how when a star explodes we don't see it for millions of years as it takes light that long to travel to us? When humanity dies out all that will be left are our Verizon signals beaming to the edges of the universe 8===========}==D
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Nerd girls are great if they are intelligent and sufficiently self aware because you can just sit home happily being boring together and loving (nerdily)
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First dates are just coffee/ drinks and conversation you can totally do a couple a week it's fine sheesh
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If you like a girl just say "Wow I like you! I want to date exclusively! Are you into that haha?" Or some variation, hopefully gauging her into-you-ness correctly. Don't gently caress it up! (You'll gently caress it up) (sometimes) (it's fine) If she yes "yes date me we're exclusive yay" then NOW you can't go on other dates unless you're a bbad person This and other really basic human interaction guidelines can be found in my upcoming book BOOB LAIDIES ANd HUMPING IM A SEX MANN
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