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Oct 17, 2012

toggle posted:

the okcupid experience

p. much. best response rates are always in the 70% - 85% range for some reason. idgi.

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Oct 17, 2012

all that matters is match% + new, or just new. everything else is bs.

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Oct 17, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

That's actually become a real thing? I honestly thought it was just a porn/Internet meme.

it's been a real thing for a long while.

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Oct 17, 2012

Idiot Kicker posted:

you have to adjust for religious areas. late 20s

there's no reason in hell you can't pull some rear end. just start messaging girls in their early 20's. you'll thank me later.

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Oct 17, 2012

Top City Homo posted:

if you dont have a girlfriend much younger than you then you are the retard

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Oct 17, 2012

naem posted:

Have dick pics ever worked for any guy ever?

"Ooo my goodness that IS a lovely penis and I must admit I am intrigued where I wasn't before. I WAS scheduled to speak before the American heart association this Friday after the children's hospital charity fundraiser, where I am a pediatric neurologist but PERHAPS you can fit me in? Between your other sex women? You can? Splendid!!"

only if you're young and trying to bag some milfs. otherwise forget it.

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Oct 17, 2012

LethalGeek posted:

Being in portland and finding this poo poo is just easy mode

the gently caress is an Enneagram1? Also yes HAES = tubby of course

stupid way of saying an idealistic personality type based on a bs test. thank jung for this.

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Oct 17, 2012

cams posted:

you posted something so stupid on an internet forum that urged another person to spend money just to let everyone else know how stupid you are

red titles are a great argument for capitalism

bro. just chill. i don't think you realize how you're coming off.

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Oct 17, 2012

appropriatemetaphor posted:

i'm 511 with no shoes and i claim to be 511, am i loving up? should i put 6'??

almost all dudes self-inflate height online. if it's an inch or two, it's not too obvious. tbh, i do the same, because i don't mind owning up to my height out the gate.

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Oct 17, 2012

TenementFunster posted:

no, it's not. how are you goddamn 29 and still don't understand some of the most basic things about women and dating?

i didn't get it until I was like 22 and stopped being a shithead. 29 is beyond pale. when you let go of that insecurity and can take a hint when the fadeaway happens it's amazing how much your life changes for the better.

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Oct 17, 2012

TenementFunster posted:

also strange how women will be way more open about what they want when you aren't throwing the oblivious, possible fuckboy vibe out there. odd how obsessive dumbfucks get the fadeaway a lot more, huh?

nobody wants to deal with having to expressly reject a tedious and possibly abusive mouth-breather

yeah this too. confidence is really just letting go of your insecurities over any form of potential rejection and knowing exactly what it is you want. you'd think it'd be more obvious, but there are tons of dudes who just cannot or will not get it because they're not wanting the insight.

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Oct 17, 2012

Risky posted:

Total bullshit. Wrecked the poo poo out of some rear end that had the same not looking for FWBs line in their profile.

it's always bs. hth.

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Oct 17, 2012

kink people who are open about it beyond some kind of a fetlife profile and/or a piece of jewelry showing they're owned (like a masonic ring) are p weird. everybody is into light s&m at some level (spanking, tying, etc.). women tend to be subs, guys tend to be doms, and that's all that need to be said about that.

people who take it beyond this are weird as gently caress.

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Oct 17, 2012

Top City Homo posted:

i am not sexually satisfied until i brutalize a bitch

iawtp

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Oct 17, 2012


you've never had the (dis)pleasure of dealing w/ hardcore fet people have you.

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Oct 17, 2012

LethalGeek posted:

Been debating putting this one up cause I don't want to have some chick's profile getting goon rushed by morons but frankly I don't think it would even show up on her radar:

Mildly NSFW: https://www.okcupid.com/profile/surfergirl_87

The whole thing is a pretty good read, and she must get her pics reported all the time cause I see "so & so put a picture" up all the time on the front page and it's always the same ones.

lmbo. this one is gold, no insight into social etiquette at all.

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