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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Fonzarelli posted:

I get tons of messages from older couples asking me to gently caress their wives, its super gross and weird

That's why I quit okc. Either the women i messaged don't date black guys or the ones who responded to me were married and looking to do some cucking. Mad gross.

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Zeroisanumber posted:

That's actually become a real thing? I honestly thought it was just a porn/Internet meme.

its a very real and very gross thing

like dude, if you dont want to gently caress your ugly dumpy ageing wife then why would i, a young man in my physical prime (let me phrase this how they see me) a strapping young buck

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Gaunab posted:

online dating is tough for a black dude

ive just moved to tinder. i do better getting dates irl anyway, its harder to be racist then

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Fullhouse posted:

I thought the term was bull, or stallion or somethin idk like a powerful and virile farm animal

i was channeling st. reagan there

gotta keep this poo poo political

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

been practicing bdsm since I was 13, big loving deal, gently caress you

:yikes:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
How can you be both pan and asexual.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Dean of Swing posted:

Hey Setzer, is there a discernable reason why I, some dude in Arkansas, have periodically gotten visits and messages from ladies in Manila. I have never been to the Philippines.

No joke, one of coolest person i've ever met is this filipino woman i met on okc and briefly dated till she dropped all contact for, i want to say half a year, after i let slip that im just a permanent resident and not an actual citizen.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

The Twinkie Czar posted:

"Never really dated" girl could have a weird definition for dating or for what her past relationships were. Like that guy she hung out with every day in college and constantly did things with on campus, he wasn't her boyfriend and they weren't dating because they didn't go out for dinner and a show every weekend. Poor guy :smith:

But probably just sheltered in high school, serious in undergrad, ready to try new things. Just send her a drat message.

make it a picture of your penis to introduce her to all that online dating has to offer her, but dress it up in a tux because this is a special moment

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Noblesse Obliged posted:

shes in library science. put it in a bow tie and a fez

listen to this goon

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Stottie Kyek posted:

I thought the point of being white was not having your race fetishised by weirdos


lol explain well-off black men and 2nd generation asian women then

basically miscegenation is the future, so embrace a body browner than yours

MLKQUOTEMACHINE fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Feb 23, 2015

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Breetai posted:

Pro tip: if you see a girl and she mentions liking horses or owning horses or there's a picture of her on a horse, run.

Run as far and fast as you can.


Half of her 'writings' are straight-up daddy-daughter incest stories, which gives the third sentence of her profile context.

Man, why don't people like this ever hide these things about themselves. How do you manage to grow up without developing a filter for poo poo like this.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Sheep-Goats posted:

I only dig really girls with a trim rear end though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlzgDVLtU6g

^^ Good black ladies in this video, but I guarantee that the chick at 1:50 isn't on OKC

not all black butts are huge, hth

thats like saying you dont want to date asians because you like actually seeing your partner's eyes.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Sheep-Goats posted:

Yeaaaahhhhhhhh, you mean like the girl I explicitly mentioned in the video, O racial prophet?!

But a lot of black butts are huge. Like a lot. And huge.

I once worked with a Dominican guy that went wild whenever he saw a pear shaped woman. There was this one cashier we'd buy breakfast from and I'm sure her rear end cheek was half the mass of her whole leg and he'd drat near faint seeing that. Looked infected to me but ayyy papi te gusta mi culo jajajajajaja

yeah, but a lot of black butts aren't huge and are 'fit' as you'd describe them. as much as race influences physical features it's not the end-all-be-all so disqualifying dating black women because you don't like big butts is on the face racist. i guarantee you'll find a lot of nice looking women of color if you look for them.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Sheep-Goats posted:

Who are you talking to?

unless im misusing the quote function, you obvi

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Sheep-Goats posted:

I only really dig girls with a trim rear end though.

Sheep-Goats posted:

But a lot of black butts are huge. Like a lot. And huge.

Sheep-Goats posted:

Yeah but the words you're saying are obviously directed at some imaginary person you have in your mind who said they don't date black girls from OKC instead of someone who said that they like a certain kind of black girl that they know about and quite possibly have dated.

And I didn't say "fit" I said "trim." We all know what fit really means.



you can see why i'd come to the conclusion that you dont date black women because of their buttsizes, right. you cant go all "i only date people w/ x", and then double back to "yeah sometimes they have x, but in most cases it's y!" and act as if im tilting at windmills here

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Sheep-Goats posted:

Yeah it's totally possibly that someone could have misconstrued what I said and jumped to conclusions, yeah. Yeah yeah.

I've dated black girls dude, and if you're going to be okay with profiling who I really am based on jokey posts in GBS then I think you ought to be okay with me profiling black ladies as often having bigger asses. I mean, is it okay to make some assumptions in life or not?

well the dif there tho is that you straight up said a racist thing and now are trying to walk it back as not racist b/c you've totally dated black people before and how dare you contradict me on this based on words i wrote :tutbutt:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Doesn't Portland not fluoridate their water because of OMG CHEMICALS or am I thinking of Seattle. Or has that scare passed.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Zeroisanumber posted:

Head over to Italy and wait by the beach, you should be able to fish out a good selection before too long.

:boom:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

ive seen this person in real life.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

SaltLick posted:

i think thats the future look for us in the next few years so i say bring on the hotties

for that to actually happen then you have to have less people like you who only want to date inside their race.

be the change you want to see.gently caress.

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

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toggle posted:

the goon-on-goon cannibalising in these dating threads is so loving riveting to read! i would love, love! to read more pages of it

goon-on-goon cannibalising is why i have this gangtag. its totally my poo poo. bring it on.

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