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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Man life is hard enough before genetics fucks you over. :sigh:

With that out the way, what's the deal? Burn victim? Anorexic? Pituitary gland not working?

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

The dude in the picture almost certainly wants to bang you.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

YeahTubaMike posted:

he is happily married, and living across the ocean

edit: also he was living with his fiancee when i met him

It's cute you think any of that makes a difference.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

paco650 posted:

LOCAL HOUSEWIVES WANT TO gently caress NOW!!

Lol no they don't. They never do. :smith:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Business Gorillas posted:

i made the mistake of bringing up a common interest and i'm no longer getting messages :rip:

It was bait. That interest was actually a deal breaker.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Phone posting so I didn't see the picture until I was most of the way through that statement. The payoff was worth it.

Edit:

Cheap shot but:

All men are drawn to her. That's gravity for you.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Breetai posted:

Looks to me that daddy's cummies are pretty high calorie.

But since she's no doubt induced lactation to nurse him back so it should balance out.

Must be a glandular problem. And cheeseburger addiction

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

That is not a flattering angle for the candle snuffer she has in the middle of her face, but that's still no where near as bad as I was expecting.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Business Gorillas posted:

adrien brody lost a shitton of the weight for the pianist so i imagine rockin titties is the next logical step

:aaaaa: I see it now.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

notZaar posted:

I wouldn't.

As if you wouldn't bang conjoined twins.

Edit: imagine the doubleteam blow jobs.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

"Would" for all three of those women.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

LethalGeek posted:

"We're stuck with a lease for 6 more months before I can bolt on this loser"

That would actually be the more sane, reasonable answer. But it's probably some poly-bullshit and the guy volunteering to be cucked doesn't have the gumption to put the bitch's stuff out on the lawn while she's out and have a bonfire.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

"I'm just a normal woman"

:laffo:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

My guess is they don't have enough self worth individually so that profile is the sum total of all of them.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Profondo Rosso posted:

WHAT THE gently caress WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS A TINDER PIC

To attract pregger fetishists, duh.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Captain Yossarian posted:

I would milk a pregnant woman I guess though, while I've never milked a cow... a cruel double standard?!

Yo you should hit up this woman from a couple of pages back:



She'd probably be down for some milking.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

My crystal ball says she spends all of her disposable (and probably a fair chunk of her indisposable income) on host clubs.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

There is a non zero chance that dog has been violated.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013


This is a bait profile for a serial killer hth.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Yes and im durnk enough to go there.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I'm sure she's on a federal watchlist somewhere.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013


This thread is great for my marriage. Every time I contemplate divorce after a tiff, I'm reminded that things could be so much freaking worse.

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

The trash.

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