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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

hi, im here

wheres macky

jk

im cute

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Waltzing Along posted:

I put I made $1,000,000 and met a smoking hot chick. hosed her. Then she told me I misrepresented myself on my profile.

Um no...seeing that 1/2 my profile was blatantly false and done for humor, you misrepresented yourself by gold digging.

You're a rapist in like 1/3 of the world haha owned.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 04:50

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Not a Children posted:

I met my black girlfriend through okcupid and through her learned that there apparently there are a lot of dudes (and not just white ones) that fetishize black girls with one hand and hit all the "you're not like other black people" notes with the other

Aren't you the guy from the old thread who posted about trying to fit in with her guy friends and being like "hey brotha, my nigga" and people laughed at you?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 01:33

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Dr. Carwash posted:

actually everyone you know irl thinks you're a hosed up weirdo too

just keep that in mind

Dr. Carewash.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 05:31

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