okcupid.txt

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ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

Fonzarelli posted:

its super easy to get girl from okcupid, just find a girl who smokes weed and say "hey wanna smoke some weed?"

if that doesn't work then you should just give up.

I get tons of messages from older couples asking me to gently caress their wives, its super gross and weird

Why not gently caress their wives

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ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

Darth123123 posted:

Post the message fanzine

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 03:56

ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

Bert Fegg posted:

I did try a little experiment recently for a couple of months - I went radically honest in my profile. Talked about enjoying video games, MST3K, SF, etc etc and just generally acknowledged a lot more of reality than is a good idea. Results were about what you'd expect. Messages from ugly grannies didn't drop off much, but the primo results went into a radical dive. To be fair, labeling yourself as a manchild is never going to be a selling point for a guy, but it's not offset by demonstrating that you're a competent adult as well.

Women can get away with that kind of thing. As a guy you have to generate a value proposition. Creating an image as a functional normal is more important than truth. They can learn about the real you as things go along. That being said, as a disclaimer I did start talking to one woman who would be a great match, and who is even attractive. It's just a drat shame that she lives thousands of miles away. YMMV.

thanks for confirming what no one doubted

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 04:46

ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

Bert Fegg posted:

You tell me the stove is hot I guarantee I'm going to have burned fingers in a few minutes.

They don't want good matches. They want that romance novel guy.

the stove is hot, post pics of fingers please

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 04:57

ham_sanitizer: Jul 12, 2014; professional swine bather

after some of these confessions im appreciating being single and celibate as hell. well, im off to masturbate.

edit: wrong thread, still semi relevant

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 17:33

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