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i've never been catfished so i cannot comment.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 01:12 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:17 |
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legs.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 00:45 |
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lol are people really unaware that women find asian men the least attractive by a long shot??
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 01:07 |
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how come women don't just say they want big dicks they always do that "you must be six feet or taller" thing
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 05:35 |
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lmao what
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 05:38 |
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you're what is known as an "outlier"
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 05:40 |
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Thats actually not true at all, dick size has no relation to height it actually is due to what computer parts said. it correlates just like taller men tend to have larger hands, feet, longer limbs (wink wink), etc. i just like to tease my gal pals about why they only date six footers or higher about it.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 22:51 |
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i photoshopped a disco ball and dance or die shades onto a boss in a vidya ofc i am. but at least i know basic anatomy...
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 22:55 |
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Otisburg posted:Jonah Falcon is 5'9" what is an outlier. heck he'd be an insane outlier even if he was 6'9" computer parts posted:Actually porn stars are usually shorter dudes with bigger dicks because proportionally they look even bigger than normal. the women also tend to be mad short to emphasize this as well.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 00:05 |
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lbj had a huge shlonger.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 00:22 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:Heh would
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 14:19 |
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Shumagorath posted:is the new site layout an elaborate scheme to drive everyone to Tinder or what it is awful.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 12:53 |
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"And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized" lol do people think this happens
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 15:34 |
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yeah it is weird as hell. especially when their lead pic is just their kid. or every picture is their kid/them with their kid.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 13:23 |
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Tumble posted:I don't know how to tell you guys any harder - I've seriously met like 5 or 6 single moms who had a ton of pics with their kid (they love their kid, what shock) in their profile and pleaaaassse listen - they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP! i think everyone knows they're easy lays they just feel kinda guilty about it. i probably wouldn't drink or do drugs with a small child nearby but that's just me.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 22:20 |
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of course not, i'm not a fool.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 00:21 |
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birth controls pills make yo titties big tho.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 18:50 |
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man i got a real winner i wanna pastebin the whole profile.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 22:04 |
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Shumagorath posted:Hang it up like a record-breaking shark. http://pastebin.com/DHRrab0s most of her pics are with different goony as hell looking dudes.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 23:50 |
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she's cute in a couplke of the pics but the rest she does that "i'm poly agender tumblr" thing where they go out of their way to make themselves incredibly unattractive
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 00:35 |
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EugeneJ posted:The new website is dogshit - I can't even tell if someone was last online yesterday or 4 years ago now. i think you can only see it on the app now.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 03:48 |
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vyst posted:Would disappoint her with my not 8 inch dong i think you misunderstood which of them was "receiving" that 8 inch dong. in their bunghole.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 19:07 |
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definitely phony.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 22:49 |
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how come all the gorgeous women that like me/like me back end up having garbage pay jobs like social work...
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 15:24 |
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hmmm that makes a lot of sense.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 15:38 |
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calvus posted:How are they white-centric? big tittays
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 21:06 |
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wedding pics on tinder is the weirdest poo poo there is.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 20:04 |
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i had one woman come up who had wedding pics and as you scrolled through wedding pics with her kids.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 23:26 |
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tfw u get extremely pretty tinder matches but are too gonny to msg em
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 22:42 |
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sorry you aren't getting the matches i am
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 22:48 |
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they aren't. i would feel a lot better if they were.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 23:00 |
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JakeP posted:
lol you and i live close to one another (pic not me)
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 00:23 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:17 |
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it's funny seeing it from the woman's side because then it makes way more sense why i do so well with matches. it's like being a giant in a land of midgets.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 01:58 |