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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i've never been catfished so i cannot comment.

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


legs.

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Dec 6, 2014


lol are people really unaware that women find asian men the least attractive by a long shot??

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Dec 6, 2014


how come women don't just say they want big dicks they always do that "you must be six feet or taller" thing

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Dec 6, 2014


lmao what

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Dec 6, 2014


you're what is known as an "outlier"

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Dec 6, 2014


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Thats actually not true at all, dick size has no relation to height :grin:

it actually is due to what computer parts said. it correlates just like taller men tend to have larger hands, feet, longer limbs (wink wink), etc.

i just like to tease my gal pals about why they only date six footers or higher about it.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i photoshopped a disco ball and dance or die shades onto a boss in a vidya ofc i am. but at least i know basic anatomy...

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Dec 6, 2014


Otisburg posted:

Jonah Falcon is 5'9"

what is an outlier. heck he'd be an insane outlier even if he was 6'9"

computer parts posted:

Actually porn stars are usually shorter dudes with bigger dicks because proportionally they look even bigger than normal.

the women also tend to be mad short to emphasize this as well.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


lbj had a huge shlonger.

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Dec 6, 2014


Stinky_Pete posted:

Heh

Oh holy gently caress this mobile app is really convenient I'm glad the person who designed it is actually thoughtful

would

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Dec 6, 2014


Shumagorath posted:

is the new site layout an elaborate scheme to drive everyone to Tinder or what

it is awful.

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Dec 6, 2014


"And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized" lol do people think this happens

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Dec 6, 2014


yeah it is weird as hell. especially when their lead pic is just their kid. or every picture is their kid/them with their kid.

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Dec 6, 2014


Tumble posted:

I don't know how to tell you guys any harder - I've seriously met like 5 or 6 single moms who had a ton of pics with their kid (they love their kid, what shock) in their profile and pleaaaassse listen - they just want to drink a beer, smoke a joint, watch a movie and HOOK UP!

Maybe I've been a little bit lucky and not met the ones who are "trying to trap me into being a baby daddy" but seriously, to single parents a bit of pot, a supreme pizza, some sex and some beer is a tropical vacation to them.

You're idiots for not pursuing some a casual fling. "Oh she likes the same music and is sarcastic about the same movies BUT SHE HAS A KID!"

I've met one of their kids and he was the bomb at Lego's, and his mom was a freak in bed and l got her there by bringing over some beer and some pizza and watching Silence of the Lambs. Sorry to rant, but hook up with single moms, it's easy and they really appreciate it.

i think everyone knows they're easy lays they just feel kinda guilty about it. i probably wouldn't drink or do drugs with a small child nearby but that's just me.

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Dec 6, 2014


of course not, i'm not a fool.

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Dec 6, 2014


birth controls pills make yo titties big tho.

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Dec 6, 2014


man i got a real winner i wanna pastebin the whole profile.

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Dec 6, 2014


Shumagorath posted:

Hang it up like a record-breaking shark.

http://pastebin.com/DHRrab0s



most of her pics are with different goony as hell looking dudes.

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Dec 6, 2014


she's cute in a couplke of the pics but the rest she does that "i'm poly agender tumblr" thing where they go out of their way to make themselves incredibly unattractive

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Dec 6, 2014


EugeneJ posted:

The new website is dogshit - I can't even tell if someone was last online yesterday or 4 years ago now.

Can you view login dates/times with A-list?

i think you can only see it on the app now.

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Dec 6, 2014


vyst posted:

Would disappoint her with my not 8 inch dong

i think you misunderstood which of them was "receiving" that 8 inch dong.

in their bunghole.

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Dec 6, 2014


definitely phony.

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Dec 6, 2014


how come all the gorgeous women that like me/like me back end up having garbage pay jobs like social work...

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Dec 6, 2014


hmmm that makes a lot of sense.

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Dec 6, 2014


calvus posted:

How are they white-centric?

big tittays

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Dec 6, 2014


wedding pics on tinder is the weirdest poo poo there is.

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Dec 6, 2014



i had one woman come up who had wedding pics and as you scrolled through wedding pics with her kids.

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Dec 6, 2014


tfw u get extremely pretty tinder matches but are too gonny to msg em

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Dec 6, 2014


sorry you aren't getting the matches i am :)

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Dec 6, 2014


they aren't. i would feel a lot better if they were.

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Dec 6, 2014


JakeP posted:



what a catch

lol you and i live close to one another (pic not me)

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it's funny seeing it from the woman's side because then it makes way more sense why i do so well with matches. it's like being a giant in a land of midgets.

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