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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > okcupid.txt
 
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n4
Jul 26, 2001

Poor Chu-Chu : (
I find people with these very rigid, belligerent profiles kind of fascinating. It's like they're saying "gently caress you rear end in a top hat, meet all my crazy rigid standards and controls and you can date me". I just really wonder what kinda results they get in life with that attitude / neurosis / delusion.

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n4
Jul 26, 2001

Poor Chu-Chu : (

The Monkey Man posted:



I don't understand radical gender politics

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n4
Jul 26, 2001

Poor Chu-Chu : (

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

One thing I really like is when someone responds to your message with a reply that seems completely eager but leaves no obvious path to continue a conversation.

I asked a girl who said she's "changing the world" in her 'what I'm doing' section "hey, how are you changing the world?"

"That's a tough question, give me an easier one."

"Ok sure- assuming you don't have a date planned for Valentines day, what show do you plan on netflixing/DVRing? I plan on whating youtubes of dogs playing."

"Oh I didn't even realize Valentines day was coming up :) "

I get a lot of these on okcupid. I'll say I've gone on dates with women who converse this way online, and it didn't improve in person.
They were just terrible conversationalists. Usually in person these are people that just talk about themselves nonstop and never stop to ask you a question or try to get to know you. And that leads to a lovely date. So then I don't see them again.

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