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actionjackson posted:Me: "How was Malta?" Sounds like quite the adventure.
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ElGroucho posted:No way it could possibly them having an established career and a lady ready to settle down with some boring middle management gently caress over tanned-rear end Marco the surfer stoner with the nice balls Are you telling me I will reach an age where my nice balls won't land me chicks anymore?
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vyst posted:I identify as a meat popsicle That's cold.
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Coolness Averted posted:It is now. So how is a 30 year old socially retarded goon supposed to creep women out in this post-tinder world?
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Chomp8645 posted:I had to google to find out what is this and my answer is "hopefully none". I had to as well and I'll never get that piece of my soul back.
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YeahTubaMike posted:"Hey, I'm sorry to flake out on tonight like this, but I've been out with another girl a couple times recently and it's been going well." that was only the first sentence of the message, but yeah, you get the gist Seems better than "Sorry I stood you up, was balls deep in this other chick."
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Business Gorillas posted:I saw a "virgin until married" girl on okcupid and she was gorgeous and had a huge rack. I can't imagine what kinda messages she got from gross dudes What did you send her? You can leave out the pics.
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Maoist Pussy posted:I am disgusted by fat people and I despise people that are not. Please don't despise me simply because I'm not fat.
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Shumagorath posted:My self-summary Yes those are definitely the only 2 possibilities here.
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something clever posted:Favorite movie: gone girl I don't know why but this stands out as a giant red flag for me.
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Shima Honnou posted:After spending some time browsing through okcupid, I came to realize white men are trashy, sexually deviant, closet pedophiles with tons of STDs. There are some profiles to prove this. Any Indian chick that dates them is a disgusting hooker. We don't need to be like the desperate east asian whores and spread our legs to white trash. There I said it. Opened up the can of worms. OK white guys, now that she let the secret out, how do we stuff that cat back into the bag?
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Hadaka Apron posted:I recently followed my sister on twitter and found out that she was following this woman, whom I only recognized because she uses the same handle on twitter and OKC. share? post pic? does a picture explain the profile?
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Nov 9, 2015 19:47
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Groovelord Neato posted:"And the older we get, the harder you cut dudes have to pound because your dicks are so calloused and keratinized" lol do people think this happens Men think it happens to women...so why not to guys?
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computer parts posted:Nope, just a whole bunch of horse heads and then one with her actual face that wasn't too bad looking. You should ask her to send you a pic of her neigh neigh.
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drat horror queefs posted:Finally a fat, herpes-ridden ladyboy furry to call my own Username/Post combo is just amazing after reading that profile.
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I'm down near Foxborough but you can keep that one.
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