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Chomp8645 posted:Granted the city is Riverside, CA According to one chick I know in redlands, all the girls in the area have to deal with the fact there's this one girl with giant tits that's basically a bugzapper for all male interest in a 25-mile radius, and she practically gives herself away because she dumps her porn site and tumblr within the first hour of messaging if the guy seems like he'll devote 100% of his life to her they've tried to gang-up on her in reports stating that she's basically an escort at this point, but she's pretty untouchable somehow, so given that this is a thing that actually happens, riverside is probably the last place you wanna find a stable relationship in
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Feb 10, 2015 00:56
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Waltzing Along posted:Body type: average If one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker? [essay-length explanation for her "yes" answer]
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Feb 10, 2015 05:41
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EightBit posted:Have any goons every created a fake fat girl profile to find out how different the okc experience is for them? The account I use just for flagmod poo poo is exactly that  and it's only existed for half a year
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Feb 10, 2015 17:34
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My messages are more or less a variation of this when it comes to content, maybe a couple bbc interest-checks throughout
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Feb 10, 2015 17:49
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This chick was in my mod queue because half of her pics involve her loving or taking a giant load to the face been practicing bdsm since I was 13, big loving deal, gently caress you
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Feb 10, 2015 22:34
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Yeah don't expect me to chance it with an "18" y/o but you're more than welcome to look at her profile since they're still up
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Feb 10, 2015 22:40
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Decrepus posted:BSDM is code for takes it in the rear end right. One of the pics is her actually taking it in the rear end so ya
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Feb 10, 2015 23:18
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Dean of Swing posted:Hey Setzer, is there a discernable reason why I, some dude in Arkansas, have periodically gotten visits and messages from ladies in Manila. I have never been to the Philippines. You're probably prime-green card husband material in eyes of pan-asian women, you should be proud, most dudes have to join the navy for that kind of attention
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Feb 11, 2015 00:02
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naem posted:Am I the only straight guy on this website now or I wanna say maybe 30% of the girls you'd actually wanna date label themselves as bi so they can get the tumblr-approved "keep disgusting cishets from viewing my profile" option, because gender binary-rejecting guy = sensitive a-grade male specimen, while it also lets them keep their heterosexuality intact, so "filter bi" is a very real thing with dudes okcupid lifehack: if you've ever noticed someone look at your profile, only to find them disappear a day later or something, activate your latent gaymode and watch as they magically-reappear
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Feb 15, 2015 12:12
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There's maybe 20 different variations of this profile at any given moment and tumblr always believes they're real
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Feb 16, 2015 01:22
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Dating in washington always meant having to pretend you like nick cave at some point
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Feb 17, 2015 01:11
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Jomo posted:OKC should have a hot/crazy scale you can rate profiles on instead of "stars" The stars are now a pretty standard like/don't like button now, because a profile rating system is expected to be as cerebral and drama-free as tinder. two people mutually 1-starring each other was one of the better icebreaker alerts when okc was raw and real, but now it encourages ugh CREEPS and is a systemic form of shaming here's one weird profile rating tip: unless it's a mutual like where both people get a free message informing them of this, liking a profile does absolutely nothing when even the sideshows itt can get around 700 likes over the course of a few months - half being from the quickmatch option, and half being from unique profile views. if you're expecting some girl to notice and swoon that it was you who rated her profile after visiting it, already in a sea of a thousand other dudes who cling to this dream and also do this, then lol. them having a-list just gives them a thousand faces to wade-through instead of an upgrade-to-a-list-now screen (you will never stand out) the odds are better when you're one of the hundreds with a face in a message than one of the thousands who tried to initiate something with a profile like
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Feb 17, 2015 23:56
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"I like to travel" will always be more acceptable than "I like adventures"
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Feb 20, 2015 21:16
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This thread and the goonrush to ngc's inbox warning her about chomp have pretty much ensured she'll instead take a chance with letting her mom find "a really nice jewish boy about your age" for once
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Feb 21, 2015 05:54
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Chomp8645 posted:On my first date with a hispanic girl from OKC she told me that she's only attracted to whites and other hispanics, with white apparently taking slight precedent. The black girls who put NO THUGS multiple times in their profile and state they're looking for a MAN (not a boy) are fun and pro-tier dates 100% of the time
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Feb 24, 2015 04:31
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:How would it be a police sting? Swinging isn't illegal unless you're in a hyper-religious shithole like Sauda Arabia. It's not police but they're about as real as those profiles where the girl starts with "I'm actually only 17 but-" and you're probably gonna end up on some OKC CREEPS EXPOSED tumblr The Twinkie Czar posted:What's the goal of liking every profile? shotgun effect
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Feb 24, 2015 14:12
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Faustoan Bargain posted:
The stats for answering yes to this question are overwhelmingly-female across the board, with mexican and white chicks usually being tied, although looking at the fine print on a handful of not-white girl profiles will generally reveal some sort of essay where they try to explain as progressively as possible why dating a race a full hue lighter than you reflects badly on poc's of the world, and it's mostly a rebellion against the black girls who pretty blatantly have a no-thugs whites only policy although those stat dumps still won't stop the average tumblrette embarassed about her gender from writing about how this means white males are still the most racist on dating sites, as they practice the art of cryptoracist miscegenation due to being an exotic fetishist who gets off from colonialist dating attitudes
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Mar 13, 2015 03:26
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Grimlook posted:Im pretty sure she has a "fun" hair color. For once you actually don't need hair color in order to jump to a conclusion 
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Nov 9, 2015 22:02
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Killer Queen posted:That crazy rear end tumblr bookslut girl is even more amazing because one of her tumblr blogs is wall-to-wall porn gifs. Which leads me to believe her OKC profile is ironic... except that she's almost certainly that insufferably unaware for real, so nah. Always assume the worst with these weirdos. She's trying to own some guy on okc who wondered if the person with endless casual sex flags on her profile and tumblr was down for casual sex http://thebookslut.tumblr.com/post/132056219154/in-honor-of-this-douche-i-added-the-above-to-my
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Nov 10, 2015 20:38
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HiroProtagonist posted:I hope her OKC pics were better than her tumblr avatar pic, because it's literally tryhard.jpg with a special sprinkling of myspace. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thebookslut/photos  http://whoresweetwhore.tumblr.com/post/127225944292#notes Newsflash shitlords: I'm allowed to be picky, signed - whoresweetwhore
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Nov 10, 2015 22:23
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Hadaka Apron posted:I have seen several women on OKC who describe themselves as bisexual and then waited until the last line of their profiles to say that they weren't into cis dudes. There's an ongoing number of bi/lez girls on okc mad over the fact that the don't-show-me-to-straight-people button doesn't go far enough, and instead scream to the forums suggesting a feature that hides them from males altogether, as they legit think that guys are pretending to be bi in order to escape the filter, which is gross and creepy and ugh the ironic thing is that a chunk of people just identify as bi not because they're bi, but because they only want the cis filter, under the impression that nonbinary = superior dating stock, but still ensuring that at least 50% of the messages will be coming from their gender of choice
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One good okc profile trope is when people make pages that read like a millenial backpage postquote:am a passionate, queer, sex/body+, revolutionary feminist who understands privilege, hierarchies of oppression, and the concept of intersectionality. I grew up in a matriarchal household, raised by some of the fiercest ladies who taught me how to be strong, and encouraged me to follow my dreams. Until recently, I didn't really know what it was I wanted to do with my life, but now I have some clarity, focus, and a direction to move in. quote:I’m really good at quote:I spend a lot of time thinking about quote:===Update 17/06/13=== only to spend the last couple paragraphs musing about why people might think they like to gently caress quote:Don't message me if: while at the same time namedropping their tumblr profiles that have posts like this  http://thelaceserpent.tumblr.com/post/52033018437/prostate-play-anyone 92% match
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