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Nov 7, 2005

who doesn't like to laugh and have fun? oh you're shy around new people but open up when you're comfortable? oh you have the travel bug? what is that, dengue fever or something?

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Nov 7, 2005

Male Tears posted:

"No need to be shy, ladies; just line up right here. I can try to make room for you in my busy loving schedule ~~"



imagine all that pussy juice in that beard

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Nov 7, 2005

Everyday Lurker posted:

oooh....maybe I should start an okcupid profile?

join the most popular message ignoring site on the web

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Nov 7, 2005


very giood tips thank you for positng this tut

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Nov 7, 2005

already prnited out her photo and jacked on it. i claimed her lol owned

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Nov 7, 2005

Chomp8645 posted:

Cucked again!

:slick:

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Nov 7, 2005

Chomp8645 posted:

I feel like you're the only one who gets me toggle.

Stay with me.

i every breath you take chomp8645, i'll be watching


SaltLick posted:

king of the hill tribute i blew a bigger load shes mine

are you ready for this jack battle??

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Nov 7, 2005

ThePriceIsRight posted:

What's an alpha female?

She has a faux penis, like a hyena

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Nov 7, 2005

why do all nutty these profiles sound the same after a while?

cool tit tat sweetie

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Nov 7, 2005

fuckn car selfies

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Nov 7, 2005

Chomp8645 posted:

Even better than car selfies is when they take like eight different car selfies and upload all of them even though they may as well be the same picture.

album: car seflies

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Nov 7, 2005

yeah im a s.n.a.g.
sorry you can't handle all of ~*this*~

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Nov 7, 2005

who doesn't love to laugh?

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Nov 7, 2005

exercise is becoming a big part of life my

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Nov 7, 2005

the internet is a toilet

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Nov 7, 2005

Choco1980 posted:

If it actually is legit (which it likely isn't), a few facts that you can count on about that "group"
1. That woman will never be at any meetings, if she even exists at all.
2. The average age of attendees will be 48+ (and will very likely be overweight and/or balding)
3. The man to woman ratio will be AT LEAST 10-1.

hmm problem? sounds like a party

just make sure you cut those toenails and polish that cockring though

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Nov 7, 2005

love a good orgy. nothing like rubbing sweaty thighs with a fat man while his lazy eyed wife fellates us. dang

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Nov 7, 2005

it's so hard to find a fat woman online

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Nov 7, 2005

lol april fools

gotcha!

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Nov 7, 2005

oh

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Nov 7, 2005


i'm not watching 46 minutes of this, but look at those eyebrows. why is that a trend now? who thinks that is a good look?

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Nov 7, 2005

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Nov 7, 2005

quote:

listen to me ramble about the cisgender, male, heteronormative, white supremacist, capitalist, imperialist patriarchy!

Yes please do!!!!! :allears:

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Nov 7, 2005

Whatev posted:

That's what I spend a lot of time thinking about. What I will do during the zombie apocalypse, and how to prepare for it. Yes.

lmao

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Nov 7, 2005

I'm a fantasy writer with a phd in women's studies. I'm also bisexual and

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Nov 7, 2005

a girl just told me that her ideal job is to be a mum. she is also allergic to every type of food, has asthma, and is also allergic to dust/cats/flowers. she's like julianne moore's character from Safe

this is it. this is the last time i use this lovely site

online dating owns

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Nov 7, 2005

Willfrey posted:

My last one was a stay at home mom of 4 kids likely survivng off child support from the 2 diff. dads.

I wasn't going to let that get in the way of sex, so when we got down to it I found out she had a double mastectomy with bad tit scars in the middle of the act. When we were done she started talking about it and getting weepy. That was akward, never wanted to jump out a window so bad in my life.

But I still got laid :huh:

haha now thats commitment to wet your donger

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Nov 7, 2005

I'm laid back and love to laugh

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Nov 7, 2005

Big gal?

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Nov 7, 2005

She sounds delightful

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Nov 7, 2005

LeoMarr posted:





HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA

Hmmm gently caress you :)

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Nov 7, 2005

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

make fun of ppl that do poo poo to themselves imo

Yes, like fatties and poly people

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Nov 7, 2005

opus111 posted:

I'm sure that plenty of people simply enjoy watching it and aren't in fact the goon brony boogyman youve constructed in your head.

hehe ok

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Nov 7, 2005

LeoMarr posted:



Is this a loving recurring theme on OKCupid


Also met the girl I've been talking to for a bit. She's awesome.

lol nice find lmao nice

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Nov 7, 2005

lmao

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Nov 7, 2005

opus111 posted:

lmao the BBO (bearded beta orbiter) just released how hosed up his life is lmao

i bet you he watches her and her special friends get the sheets wet lmao

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Nov 7, 2005


has to be quoted for a new page. golly gee, shes real swell :allears:

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Nov 7, 2005

Stottie Kyek posted:

I don't think it works that way, Brazil has had hispanics, native Americans, whites, blacks and Asians mixing for 1000+ years and they all still look different and look like different races. Brazilians are pretty hot though so I think that bit's true at least.

prob explains why they are all so loving nuts

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Nov 7, 2005

the goon-on-goon cannibalising in these dating threads is so loving riveting to read! i would love, love! to read more pages of it

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Nov 7, 2005

nutranurse posted:

goon-on-goon cannibalising is why i have this gangtag. its totally my poo poo. bring it on.

good goon-on-goon cannibalising is funny to read. this isn't :shrug:

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