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Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

The Ferret King posted:

That guy is a loon.

while i agree with you because i watched him when he played league daily (he was a top streamer daily), you would also lose your mind if you unboxed $1200 worth of items literally within 5 minutes of each other and then 20 minutes later uncase a knife worth at least $1500 on its own

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The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck
I don't think you fully understand how I express joy.


It's not like that.

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

I AM BRAWW posted:

this game is bad, it's pure rng (durrrhurr let's have a tactical competitive fps with random spread patterns), most people hack, player rankings aren't even good, p2w mechanics, worse than a korean f2p fps.

- The spread/recoil pattern is not random. There is a unique pattern to every gun in the game, and skillful players account for it during long bursts with the m4/ak/etc.

- A huge percentage of the players past a certain match-making rank do hack... in Valve's match-making servers, where all the cheating autists play because their stupid rank is important to their pitiful ego. This is why one joins ESEA or one of its alternatives, where cheating is drastically diminished.

- There are zero p2w mechanics in the game. Literally zero. The skins garbage is 100% cosmetic (not that Valve isn't making a gently caress-ton of money from it regardless).

- Are you trolling?


Full Disclosure: I actually can't freaking stand Counter-Strike these days, and I only still play it on occasion because a few of my friends force me to. And I'm an old-guard player from the original mod era, so I'm allowed to feel this way. Playing Counter-Strike in 2015 is like going to McDonald's for a burger.

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Feb 10, 2015

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Does this count as an audible sigh?

http://youtu.be/u6uOJE4nsbY

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

ninotoreS posted:

- The spread pattern is not random. There is a unique pattern to every gun in the game, and skillful players account for it during long bursts with the m4/ak/etc.

- A huge percentage of the players past a certain match-making rank do hack... in Valve's match-making servers, where all the cheating autists play because their stupid rank is important to their pitiful ego. This is why one joins ESEA or one of its alternatives, where cheating is drastically diminished.

- There are zero p2w mechanics in the game. Literally zero. The skins garbage is 100% cosmetic (not that it isn't making Valve a gently caress-ton of money from it regardless).

- Are you trolling?


Full Disclosure: I actually can't freaking stand Counter-Strike these days, and I only still play it on occasion because a few of my friends force me to. And I'm an old-guard player from the original mod era, so I'm allowed to feel this way. Playing Counter-Strike in 2015 is like going to McDonald's for a burger.

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
That's what I'm here for.

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


God bless goonmans.

Xenaero
Sep 26, 2006


Slippery Tilde

loving sick. 1v5 from a really rough open spot, gj.

Suran37
Feb 28, 2009

God bless them indeed!


Church dropped to bad internet connection and the rest of the team ragequit. Highlights include Tree Life going 0-15 and telling us we suck.

aborn
Jun 2, 2001

1, 2, woop! woop!

Good job. You should add the 7 wide open shots Crandle missed to the end of the vid, it was mesmerizing.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

nice round dude this owns haha

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Easy way to total how much you've spent on CSGO:


:can:

I've apparently spent $380 :eyepop: but I'm still at a net positive from that knife I opened and sold. :)

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Zaphod42 posted:

Easy way to total how much you've spent on CSGO:


:can:

I've apparently spent $380 :eyepop: but I'm still at a net positive from that knife I opened and sold. :)

I've spent $18, mostly on keys and stickers and the Cartel AK skin.

nftyw
Dec 27, 2006

It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.
Lipstick Apathy
I'm almost certain that total is only for purchases made from the in-game store, stuff purchased from the steam marketplace wouldn't show up there. I'm at $25.60 which came from some stickers (which were almost all resold), operation passes and a music kit on sale because I really got tired of the default theme. Never bought a key yet....

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Is there a way to make it so nVidia's color corrector fix up the digital vibrance only when I have CS:GO up?

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001


All my team had to do was deny letting me get an ace on the other team, well played.

nftyw
Dec 27, 2006

It is a game... where you will put your life on the line.
Lipstick Apathy
Knife crew chiming in



why did I buy this

VVV: :(

nftyw fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Feb 10, 2015

hello internet
Sep 13, 2004

Gut knife is literally the worst knife

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

pandaK posted:

Is there a way to make it so nVidia's color corrector fix up the digital vibrance only when I have CS:GO up?

yeah i have a program that sits on my desktop that does just that, i dont know where the original host is so give me a second to find my ftp details

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

https://www.theflyingfish.biz/vibrance.zip

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY


Sweet, thanks man. Now I can finally continue to die from lack of skill instead of just being unable to distinguish things.

Powerful Wizard IRL
Aug 8, 2007

-_- CS Depression? -_-
Ask your admin if BanMe® is right for you!
^o^

pandaK posted:

Is there a way to make it so nVidia's color corrector fix up the digital vibrance only when I have CS:GO up?

This should be better unless his link is the same thing
http://vibrance.pushre.de/

Powerful Wizard IRL fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Feb 10, 2015

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Powerful Wizard IRL posted:

This should be better unless his link is the same thing
http://vibrance.pushre.de/

Yeah, this seems to be the updated version of the one he linked before.

BAD AT STUFF
May 10, 2012

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

J posted:

I just got enough wins to unlock overwatch the other day and I've watched several cases. Are the overwatch demos still 16 tick or 64 tick? Quick googling of the subject says they are 64 tick now but it felt like some demos were noticeably smoother than others. Dudes getting kills with crosshair nowhere near the target, but I could conceivably chalk it up to the demo just being poo poo. Wasn't sure what to make of it.

I just did an overwatch case to check, and net_graph says up/cmd are 16 so I'm not sure where you're getting 64 from.

If I found myself trying to judge whether something is a quirk of low-tick demos or cheating, I'd just vote insufficient evidence.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
This game is awful and i hate it

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

quote:

Playing Counter-Strike in 2015 is like going to McDonald's for a burger.

What

Faffel fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Feb 10, 2015

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TQi7PZitXg

This is the vid the thread title comes from. Good tips about cache and also just playing contain within. Bonus points for being from now shunned and banned ex-pro Steel.

JacksonAces
Aug 13, 2012
Ugh. First competitive match, and 2 minutes in 2 of my team quit.

Lost horribly (16-3) playing 3v5 against higher ranked players.

10/10 Addicted for life

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Alright, say you're playing Dust2 and they have an AWPer watching cat, long, tunnel, and doors. Is there any way to win as a terrorist apart from insane luck? I ask because I can do pretty well in competitive, but once the AWPs come out, I'm hosed, and I can't rely on my comedically atrocious pubby teammates who a) don't read chat, b) don't have sound, c) don't actually understand basic gameplay tips like "don't run through smoke" or "you can't run and shoot at the same time" or "pistols exist".

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Alabaster White posted:

Alright, say you're playing Dust2 and they have an AWPer watching cat, long, tunnel, and doors. Is there any way to win as a terrorist apart from insane luck? I ask because I can do pretty well in competitive, but once the AWPs come out, I'm hosed, and I can't rely on my comedically atrocious pubby teammates who a) don't read chat, b) don't have sound, c) don't actually understand basic gameplay tips like "don't run through smoke" or "you can't run and shoot at the same time" or "pistols exist".

Smoke, flash, counter-AWP

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

You have to break up the field with smokes, flash yourself in, and/or molly them out of position. You can land them over the walls at cat/long/mid. B is tough but you can bounce a smoke off the tunnel wall that blocks vision for anyone on or next to plat, then flash/molly through that. since it's a corridor you might get spammed down anyway though.

You can also juke the awp shot and then shoot him in the face but that's harder.

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Antares posted:

You have to break up the field with smokes, flash yourself in, and/or molly them out of position. You can land them over the walls at cat/long/mid. B is tough but you can bounce a smoke off the tunnel wall that blocks vision for anyone on or next to plat, then flash/molly through that. since it's a corridor you might get spammed down anyway though.

You can also juke the awp shot and then shoot him in the face but that's harder.

Alright, that's what I tried, but I have miserable luck in terms of 'getting shot through smoke anyway'. It's so goddamn infuriating to outline and set up a win condition, get potshotted, and have your idiot teammates get ace'd by slowly walking one-by-one down a hallway at an AWPer. It doesn't help that it seems like there's an actual, self-admitted smurf on the enemy team every other match I play.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
Something cole reminded me about the other day; when you pop smoke, or pop a flash, and you know that an AWP is holding the angle you just naded, don't push immediately, because a good AWP will time the shot before they bounce to cover and get you.

As a solo-queue player, going up against AWPs is difficult, because you really need a combined coordinated push consisting of at least an entry fragger and a support nader to really set up an entry. Doing it solo is possible but much more difficult.

For instance, just off the top of my head, if I were doing a 5v5 take of B from tunnels I'd get the mid player flashed and get him out of sorts, then at the same time smoke/flash out of B tuns. That can be done with two guys and you just have to hope a clueless lemming team will follow you.

Beach Bum fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Feb 10, 2015

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
At the level you seem to be playing at, it'll be a cold day in hell that a b tunnels AWPer can score more than 1-2 kills against 5 Ts rushing with flashes and smokes. Smokes and weight of numbers is the best chance if you don't AWP. If they have 2b and 1 mid, then smoke off mid and hit catwalk instead, and have one guy go round and backstab the long player who'll run back to A ramp.


I'm also of the opinion that generally speaking, against competent AWPers, the best solution is to buy AWPs. As Terrorists on d2 vs 5 M4s, there isn't a great advantage to be had by buying an AWP other than wallbanging mid door and a possible early pick on long. But when CTs buy AWPs, that changes dramatically because the setups for CT AWPing are quite different from CT rifling. For example, you hold corner on long, goose on A site, peek catwalk from CT mid, or play back plat/barrels on B - positions you would not normally take with an M4, because the AK is more likely to come off better at those type of long-range battles. So suddenly when CT starts AWPing, buying AWPs as T becomes not just viable but preferable.

AWPs are like herpes. If neither team has them, then it's all fine and dandy. But if one other team picks them up, then the opposite team probably will as well.

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Jeza posted:

At the level you seem to be playing at, it'll be a cold day in hell that a b tunnels AWPer can score more than 1-2 kills against 5 Ts rushing with flashes and smokes. Smokes and weight of numbers is the best chance if you don't AWP. If they have 2b and 1 mid, then smoke off mid and hit catwalk instead, and have one guy go round and backstab the long player who'll run back to A ramp.


Oh, I know you're supposed to flash, smoke, and bumrush them, and I tell my teammates that, but they ignore me and just sit in the tunnels. I swear to god, as a terrorist (you know, the team that loses when the timer runs out??), I had a teammate that kept recommending to sit in the tunnels and camp instead of actually doing anything to win, and the rest of the team listened to him. I can't rank up and get better teammates if my current ones throw away every game, can I? :bang:

iNteg
Dec 17, 2007
Sigh, I took a break from this poo poo because it was grating on me so hard, I need to play more this week though. Face and Prost, can I buy 6 hours of lessons on how to have good vibes again?

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

iNteg posted:

Sigh, I took a break from this poo poo because it was grating on me so hard, I need to play more this week though. Face and Prost, can I buy 6 hours of lessons on how to have good vibes again?

Just watch Goodvibes.dem. All time high of vibes in that game.

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

Alabaster White posted:

Oh, I know you're supposed to flash, smoke, and bumrush them, and I tell my teammates that, but they ignore me and just sit in the tunnels. I swear to god, as a terrorist (you know, the team that loses when the timer runs out??), I had a teammate that kept recommending to sit in the tunnels and camp instead of actually doing anything to win, and the rest of the team listened to him. I can't rank up and get better teammates if my current ones throw away every game, can I? :bang:

Yeah i get killed all the loving time when we agree to "rush B" and everyone backpedals instead of getting the return.

Every silver/gold team is needlessly aggressive as CT and often if you e.g. are obviously pushing tunnels you can get some free kills by lurking long A but yeah. Unfortunately being the attacking team requires a lot more coordination and the ELO system expects you to lean forward and carry. I find this is easiest when I don't try to lead by example and play more patiently instead of depending on backup from morons.

E: you might try queueing different maps too. I uncheck D2 a lot because it gets boring and I feel like I get fewer dickheads on Cache/Mirage/Inferno

Antares fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Feb 10, 2015

Picer
Mar 25, 2004

Other peoples ignorance puts food on my table.
Just remember, in every thousnd horrible mm game you play, something awesome happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOf2VqtJ224

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Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Alabaster White posted:

Oh, I know you're supposed to flash, smoke, and bumrush them, and I tell my teammates that, but they ignore me and just sit in the tunnels. I swear to god, as a terrorist (you know, the team that loses when the timer runs out??), I had a teammate that kept recommending to sit in the tunnels and camp instead of actually doing anything to win, and the rest of the team listened to him. I can't rank up and get better teammates if my current ones throw away every game, can I? :bang:

1) Learn to AWP

2) Add decent teammates and play together


Don't get your hopes up that at higher ranks that teamwork will appear. People still have voice muted, throw shitfits, have terrible tactical sense, abandon and teamkill. That is the MM experience. It's more like that at higher ranks people are more likely to have initiative of their own. It's been said many times in this thread, but if you're good enough you will rank up. The rank up may not be as soon as you deserve it, and variance is always a factor, but over the long term you will settle towards the rank you should be at. Every horrific team you've ever credited a loss to, you've probably faced an almost or exactly equal number of times for a win. The only common factor is you.

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