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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

someone please get me a case manager with a history of working with/having an interest in mental health that is willing to work for not a lot of money

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:19

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Blue's Clues

I can do this roughly six weeks a year.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:21

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i need you for fifty two weeks a year minus weekends, three weeks of vacation, three personal days, and sick time taken

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:22

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

I've got an idea for a networking platform called "Cwoudsouwcing". It's kind of like LinkedIn, except you hire people who post in BYOB.

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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:23

the unabonger

after you fired the last guy? no thanks

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:23

Blue's Clues

I must be adjunct, sorry

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:23

i am he

Momohime Katsumi posted:

I've got an idea for a networking platform called "Cwoudsouwcing". It's kind of like LinkedIn, except you hire people who post in BYOB.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:23

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

The Fresh Prince posted:

after you fired the last guy? no thanks

Bo-Pepper? More like Ball Buster! lol

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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:24

A Tin Of Beans

i'll take the job.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:24

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

The Fresh Prince posted:

after you fired the last guy? no thanks

a requirement of this and other jobs is to be where you say you will be and do what you say you will do in exchange for money

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:24

A Tin Of Beans

i already have an old and rowdy boss in myc urrent job so i know how to deal with the type.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:25

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

A Tin Of Beans posted:

i'll take the job.

you're hired you start monday

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:25

A Tin Of Beans

thank you.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:25

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

wait a minute no you're fired get out of here

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:26

the unabonger

bo pepper has gone senile with both power and age

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:26

Blue's Clues

can I at least advise for free coffee or something? you are a tough nut.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:26

tao of lmao

i've been working with mental illness all my life...

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:28

A Tin Of Beans

Bo-Pepper posted:

wait a minute no you're fired get out of here

i'm not here yet. you told me i start monday. you can't fire me if i'm not even here!!

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:29

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i do have lots of coffee here i have a box filled with dozens of individual bags of green mountain coffee perfectly portioned out to brew one full pot

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:29

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

A Tin Of Beans posted:

i'm not here yet. you told me i start monday. you can't fire me if i'm not even here!!

you're pre-fired that's like the worst kind of fired

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:30

Blue's Clues

I pretty much only drink civet poo poo coffee, so...

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:30

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

i have zero experience and when it comes to clients im willing the pass the buck like fuckin crazy

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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:30

A Tin Of Beans

Bo-Pepper posted:

you're pre-fired that's like the worst kind of fired

wow.. wow

just put me in the kiln and be done w/ it.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:31

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

nobody respects the single page resume anymore why am i sifting through pages of useless info the whole world needs an editor

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:40

landy.

Bo-Pepper posted:

nobody respects the single page resume anymore why am i sifting through pages of useless info the whole world needs an editor

just do what everybody lse does and ignore resumes that aren't one page.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:41

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i have decades of job experience on my resume and it remains one clean easy to read page

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:42

Wertjoe

Hire me. I have worked on several cases.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:43

Blue's Clues

i'm a loose cannon

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:43

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Wertjoe posted:

Hire me. I have worked on several cases.

yes but did you manage them

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:44

Wertjoe

Bo-Pepper posted:

yes but did you manage them

I have managed to work on these cases, yes.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:45

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Bo-Pepper posted:

someone please get me a case manager with a history of working with/having an interest in mental health that is willing to work for not a lot of money

Hi.

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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:49

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

All my crazy people will get custom made E/N thread.

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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:51

Koishi Komeiji

I can do all that stuff you said op, but uhhh d-do you guys drug test?

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:54

Stormyish

Koishi Komeiji posted:

I can do all that stuff you said op, but uhhh d-do you guys drug test?

yes they test drugs, specifically weed

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:55

4outof5: Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

hire me and we can play boardgames instead of working

# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:57

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

How's THIS for your one-page resume *bends over, pulls down pants, reveals dark scenes from American Horror Story season 2 on tattooed on butt* *wiggles butt slightly, looking over shoulder confidently*

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# ? Feb 12, 2015 22:58

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

drilldo squirt posted:

Hi.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:04

Piso Mojado

Bo-Pepper posted:

lol.

# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:05

alnilam

Bo peps serious question do you mean one sheet (front and back) or one page (front only) resume

# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:07

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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

alnilam posted:

Bo peps serious question do you mean one sheet (front and back) or one page (front only) resume

one page front only not counting the cover letter

cover letters should cover all the looser information like your purpose and such if the employer cares

the resume should be a clean well edited statement of fact

# ? Feb 12, 2015 23:10

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