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Okay... *stares at my 5 page CV*
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- 4outof5
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Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
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a separate page listing specific trainings and licenses for technical fields is acceptable
how is this?
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Feb 12, 2015 23:19
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- yoober
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could you hire someone to manage my mental health
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Feb 12, 2015 23:24
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- Wertjoe
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you backed ogre you're fired
Whats wrong with ogre? It's very fun.
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Feb 12, 2015 23:39
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- GEExCEE
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i think I would be perfect for this job. I assume that Bo needs me to stalk the streets of Gotham, with a sharp with an a quick draw, and *ahem* "manage" some of the "cases" that his Legitimate Business has there. It sounds like a pretty good deal to me as it is but I was really looking for somewhere where I could take a month off a year (still haven't been on honeymoon!) and I'm honestly not keen on having to buy my own trenchcoat and dark glasses.
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Feb 12, 2015 23:45
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- Miss Psychosis
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Sure, hire me.
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Feb 13, 2015 00:28
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- FluffieDuckie
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i'm overqualified for your position but i'll offset that by working half as much as everyone else. i'm going to need to work from home and i expect a hiring bonus, profit sharing, and a big fancy title.
and i can't start monday. i'll be free sept 2016.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Feb 13, 2015 00:29
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- Miss Psychosis
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I can make tumblr posts and have access to four separate academic databases.
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Feb 13, 2015 00:29
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- Miss Psychosis
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Sample Post:
My Tumblr posted:
The patient exhibits possible signs of histrionic personality disorder compounded by severe impulse control issues, and its incredibly problematic.
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Feb 13, 2015 00:33
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- deep dish peat moss
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If you can match my current offer of working from home and smoking weed all day, I'm your man.
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Feb 13, 2015 00:34
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- deep dish peat moss
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You don't even have to pay me a lot; I live in Tempe, Az.
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Feb 13, 2015 00:34
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- Miss Psychosis
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Reblog this post and I'll put both schizotypal males in ward three in the same room and youtube it. #TheGodDelusion
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Feb 13, 2015 00:37
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- bog pixie
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when i started college i was going for psychology but i immediately switched to physics, then art, religion in there somewhere, then programming, physics again, then education, printmaking (lol) then math. i ended on math so that's the degree i got. hire me.
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Feb 13, 2015 00:54
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someone please get me a case manager with a history of working with/having an interest in mental health that is willing to work for not a lot of money
i'd like to put forth the name of my associate, fart gently caress hell 5, for this position
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Feb 13, 2015 01:00
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by Fluffdaddy
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a requirement of this and other jobs is to be where you say you will be and do what you say you will do in exchange for money
that's fuckuing bullshit
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Feb 13, 2015 01:02
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loving capitalists where's that foucault quote guy when you need him
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Feb 13, 2015 01:11
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by XyloJW
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nobody respects the single page resume anymore why am i sifting through pages of useless info the whole world needs an editor
I always try and fit mine on a single page.
Also can I work from home?
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Feb 13, 2015 01:41
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- Al Borland
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so am I hired? I'll work from home and you'll never have to see or hear from me.
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Feb 13, 2015 02:07
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- Wertjoe
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maybe it is but it's part of the board gaming kickstarter explosion that is churning out a lot of garbage let me tell you what give me space hulk and keyflower and we'll call it even
Oh ok. I totally agree with you on kickstarter. I can start work on Monday.
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Feb 13, 2015 02:09
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- dogcrash truther
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nobody respects the single page resume anymore why am i sifting through pages of useless info the whole world needs an editor
Amen. resumes these days are a loving joke
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Feb 13, 2015 04:32
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- deep dish peat moss
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I edited my friend's resume down to 1 page for him, then he said "hold on it just needs more details" and filled it back up to almost 4 pages full of big block paragraphs
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Feb 13, 2015 04:35
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literally everyone ever who gives resume advice tells you one page or no one will read it, what the gently caress's going on here
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Feb 13, 2015 04:37
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- dogcrash truther
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i'd like to put forth the name of my associate, fart gently caress hell 5, for this position
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Feb 13, 2015 04:44
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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that's two references from people i trust looks like i found my man
Thanks, just give me a few weeks to move to ny
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Feb 13, 2015 04:51
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- FluffieDuckie
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well frankly i'm relieved that you decided you couldn't afford me and went with a less qualified candidate
that job might have cut into my posting time
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Feb 13, 2015 08:32
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someone please get me a case manager with a history of working with/having an interest in mental health that is willing to work for not a lot of money
will u post a thread about me when you find out im confrontational and a bad workr
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Feb 13, 2015 13:41
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- alnilam
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my site has a strict no pets policy fluffieduckie you would hate it
Like your workers aren't even allowed to have pets at home that's messed
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Feb 13, 2015 16:10
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- google THIS
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my wife has a master's in social work but doesn't want the job
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Feb 13, 2015 16:27
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- pogi
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Op i will send you my resume
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Feb 13, 2015 18:26
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- pogi
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Im underqualified for the position but im a real go getter, i submit fluffieduckie and wd-40 as references
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keep hiring i'm reloading
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