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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



I can't decide if it's old man Ultron or if the Hulk just blasted rear end.

Naw, that's a classic Flehmen Response. He's trying to get a good whiff of some female Ultron urine he's come across.

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Tuxedo Ted posted:

I remember when you could pay ten bucks to give yourself a 9/11 regdate, and it was only used by rereg shitposters to badly disguise the fact that they had just reregistered. It never worked.

Not to mention you can use user ID numbers to figure out your real reg date

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Weird Al has finally made it.



That line about his parents... this doesn't belong in the Funny Pictures thread.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Ak Gara posted:

Full milk (10%) and semi skimmed (5%) milk cost the same right? So, what if you dilute a bottle of 10% by 50% water. Would that not make it 5% milk? Effectively doubling the milk you own for no extra money?

These are the things that keep me up at night.

The ratio of sugar, protein, milk solids and everything else besides fat is not the same as the ratio of fat, so you'll end up with something not as sweet, which tastes too thin, which isn't as nutritious, etc.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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But those aren't american cops :confused:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Say Nothing posted:

Can you circle the other guy too?

gently caress you!

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Sometimes memes are a positive force in the world:


A few days ago, a meme started comparing Ted Cruz to the Zodiac Killer:



People have apparently googled this a bit in the meantime:


So a couple of guys made a t-shirt and have sold $28,000 worth of them so far. They're donating proceeds (at $18,000 and counting) to a non-profit that funds abortions in Cruz's home state of Texas:

http://theslot.jezebel.com/buy-this-ted-cruz-was-the-zodiac-killer-shirt-and-fund-1759967797

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Everyone let Jamesman believe this is real. The world's a more magical place that way.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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PCOS Bill posted:

Fuckin' stool pigeons.

:perfect:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Ignimbrite posted:

Or, or, Horseforce. Say it out loud. Now faster. Now slower. Hoooooooorse fooooooooooorce.

B...but force is not equivalent to work at all! Horseforce would only make sense if "horse" is a unit of length!

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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This is magical. Never post a follow-up, I'm afraid reality won't live up to the expectations this has set.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Das Boo posted:

This is proof that if we traveled back in time, we'd have a moral obligation to make the same choice.

Nah. "Pounded in the Butt by the Tears of Boris Johnson's Failed Attempt to Hijack His Country"

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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quote:

I'm operating under the Republic of Cuh Nah Duh

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... because Canada is dissolved

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You guys don't have authority

gently caress it, I made a bingo card for this poo poo:



Blank:


The video took a sad turn when he says "You all were involved in kidnapping our child." I don't doubt that the foster program can do better than that rear end in a top hat, but nobody deserves either.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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E : ignore this post

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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I tyPE LIKE THIS TO MAKE IT SEEM INTENSE!

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Did they make a new region reboot of The Office?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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I think the author got "libertarianism" and "librarianism" mixed up.

Anarco-capitalism and alt right are on point though

E: those are all on the far right, FYI

E2: apparently "Alunya" is a made-up nation with over 7 billion cat people. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=alunya

BrianBoitano has a new favorite as of 04:04 on Sep 19, 2016

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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NPR had a bit of a slip-up while life-transcribing the debate last night:



It stayed that way for a couple hours at least, but they've since corrected it

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Just your reminder that oglaf is a thing that is cool

Latest comic got to the last panel before showing a dick. The author showed admirable restraint!

:nws:-ish
http://i.imgur.com/V0ei4MJ.png
:nws:-ish

Somebody has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Oct 10, 2016

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Nov 15, 2006

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Sebastian Flyte posted:

I have now realised that I do not know what is the actual word for those bar things you put on conveyor belts in supermarkets. I have never known that it was a word I lacked in my vocabulary until now. But now I need that word in my life. Surely there must be an industry term, an actual name for them that is something else than "those bar things."

Plastic Toblerones :rolleye:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Field Mousepad posted:

Yeah it does actually. That's kind of the point of searing it.

Myth has been thoroughly debunked. Google it.

As others said, it just makes it taste delicious.

Well done is about ruining the inside, not crusting the outside.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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jfc just run the roomba when you're actually at home




BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Internet Wizard posted:

I dunno man that's just where he sleeps. It's not like he's doing it because vampire zombies are allergic to bathrooms or something.

Is it because bathrooms normally have only one entrance to defend?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Fool me once, Grant Thompson...

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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VendaGoat posted:

Hey! You found the book I wrote!

To be fair, the answer to "how much energy does it take to boil 1 gram of water" is also "gently caress you" because phase transitions :v:

But still an amazing bit of writing, cheers

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Thought you had to pass by 2 or more for volleyball.

:golfclap:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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TheBigAristotle posted:

This person is out there. Somewhere.

Yeah, two posts above you.

And me too

Just kidding Haha it's a joke

Unless anyone else feels the same way? Haha just kidding

?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Background: Deadspin reported on Ted Cruz starting a weekly basketball game, and asked the internet for a photo.






Surprisingly real:

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/824061358819966979

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Wilford Cutlery posted:

Aleph Null posted:

Suicide Girls got dangerously cheesy

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

There's nothing there. Look;



You guys are loving weird sometimes, I swear :rolleyes:.

:pusheen:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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veedubfreak posted:

An autist of that caliber can't possibly have kids though.

You've never been in the food service industry, have you?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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You, uh... you okay there, Scott Ramsoomair?



Thought of goons because of the name on the box.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Sorry it's not chocolate related

Also sorry it's a gif. Take any frame from it if you don't like moving pictures.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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(story)

This helps me see why people are saying Hershey's is horrible :downs:


Bonus: chocolate sandwich!

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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Those appear to be homemade bespoke choco tacos

A real choco taco has nuts, as any patron of the arts would know

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

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If you haven't seen the SNL skit "David S. Pumpkins", google that first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dRczBgMiA

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