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Honestly that's one of the better explanations for unbreaking my brain, much more creative than photoshops of my time/pixels or whatever.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2015 04:24 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 22:25 |
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so it reminds you that you have the person ignored so you still have to read that and scroll past it anyway? wow
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 00:49 |
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Krinkle posted:They call it that because you take ONE look at it, turn 360 degrees, and walk away. 360 is a circle, the joke only works if it was called xbox 180
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 00:11 |
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kannonfodder posted:You can't go and say something like that and not give us a link. it was a encyclopedia dramatica link about some mentally ill dude who is fixated on one of the rescue ranger mice, and includes some stupid webcomic where he puts the mouse into his dick not particularly funny
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 23:51 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:"Shh, Bunny. Dream forever...." That may be based in reality more than you think, apparently male kangaroos use their incredible arm muscles in fights for dominance. Specifically, they put their opponent into a headlock and choke them until they stop moving, whether or not they let them go before they die of asphyxiation is luck of the draw.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 06:14 |
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if a .45 is the kind of bullet that can blow off limbs, a .50 is the kind that can vaporize them
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 18:44 |
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This is more common than you would think, but I've never actually heard of someone going straight from the bar to a meeting or vice versa.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 08:10 |
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loss.jpg
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 17:30 |
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beato posted:What was Landerig known for around these parts (apart from that goon chart)? All I know from reading about him on here in the past is that he's on SomethingSensitive now. he was known for making that chart and nothing else, and he was shunned for it
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# ¿ May 16, 2015 19:36 |
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Len posted:Isn't there a printer that sprays too much ink on purpose to help lubricate the printer or some poo poo? epson does it, it's the dumbest thing in the universe when someone wants to print black and white but the yellow cartridge is "empty" and you can't print anything, especially when the reasoning epson gives is so the heads don't clog, even though they obviously do clog because there's a self-cleaning function that uses a poo poo load of ink there are stupid things you can buy from china that will reset the chip inside it so it thinks its a brand new cartridge, and as far as i know, the chip inside is based on date of manufacture rather than actual ink levels
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 21:36 |
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now anyone who claims they're *celebrity* on the internet, im gona take them super seriously
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# ¿ May 29, 2015 23:49 |
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organic milk is pasteurized at a higher temp and has a shelf life of several months
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 14:41 |
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Cracked_Gear posted:it wouldn't be a Bethesda game without hilarious bugs. i bet Fallout 4 is going to be magical in that regard for anyone that doesnt get it, theres no door on that building LOL
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 06:49 |
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http://www.mafa.com/Pregnant-Rapunzel-Neck-Surgery
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 03:26 |
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goose fleet posted:What's the 10 grand reward for Finding and reporting to the US Government the location of a Uranium deposit.
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 19:58 |
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he died
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 02:27 |
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yes we have kettles because we all live in 1700s france or whatever
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 03:07 |
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gently caress you man
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 23:25 |
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Stardunk posted:I was looking for a cat carrier on Amazon and this came up, and the product picture just killed me.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2015 23:43 |
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it was the only time juggalos did something worthy of note and it was glorious
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2016 08:35 |
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yes
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 01:24 |
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mine was changed by replying to a gbs thread with the phrase 'im pooping!' several hundred times
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 21:29 |
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i distinctly remember how i learned of barney. kids at my school would use watching barney as an insult(because its a kids show, you see). i legitimately didnt know who barney was or why it would be something to make fun of. the people claiming others watched barney clearly knew what it was. i think i had to ask one of them what they were talking about and they kindly explained it to me. thanks, clandestine barney watcher!
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 16:56 |
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Birb Katter posted:I don't know what you're talking about As far as I can guess he was told to never answer questions without coaching, probably as a result of answering questions without coaching. He performed admirably in that regard.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 15:26 |
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its a valentines day card that says happy new year lol
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 03:56 |
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i guess theyll never be the head of a major corporation
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 23:21 |
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what the heck kind of monitor do you have? *apparently im a weirdo for using a tv as a monitor for the past 10 years im pooping! has a new favorite as of 02:36 on Feb 26, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 02:31 |
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or you could just gently caress them
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 22:11 |
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Zzulu posted:duck, if prepared properly so it's not so fatty, is super delicious wtf boil that poo poo in its own fat what's wrong with you
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 20:35 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I ended up going with this set, mainly because it came with the little transparent lock to play with, and it was basically dirt cheap. If I get hardcore into OMG MUST PICK EVERYTHING I'll grab a better set. For just loving around the house, it'll do. conversely dont let them look through your car
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 00:11 |
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Tumble posted:Jesus, those tires are bald as gently caress, I get the feeling if they didn't run over the wrench they'd still be running them. Probably a blessing there. its almost as if someone could have put the wrench in there after it was removed, but why would they do that?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 18:11 |
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whiteyfats posted:Everything about that pic is amazing. The people in Second Life are nuts and videos of dudes trolling the crazies are actually really funny, look them up, you wont be disappointed.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 20:19 |
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yes that video, i scrolled down a little bit to press like but apparently i already clicked like on that video several years ago or whatever, most likely when i first saw it
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 01:56 |
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those are clearly coconut crabs, not lobstrosities
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 19:10 |
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it looks kinda tasty irregardless
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 21:02 |
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 21:35 |
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look at that freak of nature with his freak thumb
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 15:44 |
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And that band's name? Alberta Einstein
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 16:19 |
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Len posted:Apparently he actually quit cold pretty quick once he found out it was bad for you. At least that's what we learned in one of my classes. lol did they also tell you he quit smoking cigars when they told him cigar smoking caused his lip cancer?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 17:21 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 22:25 |
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:I decided to play The Wolf Among Us, to be fair I wouldn't know what to say in this situation either.... silence is a valid option Also is that part immediately following a heated argument with bluebeard? because I've had that same bug happen to me twice at that point, and each time when I loaded the checkpoint it skipped me past it so I don't even know
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 16:54 |