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SKY COQ posted:I doubt it. Kangaroos are massive arseholes. That isn't a kangaroo, it's minivan.
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Radio Paranoia posted:You think that's extravagant? Did anyone every take them up on that offer? If I were rich and a little more stupid, I'd buy this kind of stuff to encourage companies to get even more ridiculous.
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Wild T posted:I vaguely remember the now-useless US federal government requiring employees to pay for toilet paper because it was too broke, and sending memorandums reminding them to absolutely not deface US currency by wiping their rear end with the billion-dollar Reagan notes that were cheaper than TP squares. drat I need to reread that novel. The early chapter about the girl's mom who is a fed and it talks about how the government tracks how long you read each email. Too slow and you're old, inefficient and worthy of being fired. Too fast and you're labeled as an arrogant prick who thinks they know everything. I laughed and laughed about how ridiculous that sounded Then I got a job as a fed. 
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WarpedNaba posted:I thought Hermes Conrad's agency was supposed to be a parody? It was supposed to but it was written by non-governmental employees. There is an entry in my file for completing training courses too quickly despite getting perfect assessment scores. The struggle is loving real.
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I bought this for the cover and it turned out to be a really good guide, especially in my area.
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"I never asked for this." -Naked Boss
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The gently caress is a sunshower?
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pik_d posted:When it's raining but it still looks like this Huh, where I'm from it's like that most of the year yet we have no name for it.
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I have two guine pigs named Blade and Whistler but if I get a dog I'm naming him Steven. Mundane names for dogs rules. You can yell at them and pretend they are a jobless roommate.
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I made a PowerPoint for my dad to let me buy GTA3. He told me to send it to his work email. He never looked at it 
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wyoming posted:Dude whatever, Sandi Toksvig is taking over, that works fine with me. Is she really? She's always one of my favorite panelists.
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WarpedNaba posted:I laughed at this, I have no idea why You laughed at a joke? How strange tellusmore
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Gonna need a name change to SECRET KARATE BLOOD
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Yes Americans have kettles, you stupid potato. How else would we make french press coffee?
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Are Americans even allowed to drink tea?
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But then the mug is really hot. What then
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MisterBibs posted:Sort of like The Thing prequel: they had a lot of practical effects in the can, but they looked like poo poo. No they didn't. In fact, almost every shot had a full puppet that was then overlayed in CG to make it look "more videogamey". Phone posting so I don't have the link but there is a 15 behind-the-scenes where the prop makers show their process and talk about control being taken away from them.
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I think a lot of CGI making GBS threads is because of the Star Wars 1-3. It was just so sterile and uninteresting, movie fans are nervous that we are going to see more of that crap. Avatar was not a very good movie but the CG was very well done without being plastic and homogeneous.
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I once found an SD card on my way home and really wanted to see what was on it. The only "secure" device was an un-networked Wii so I plugged it in and was treated to 17.8 GB of BBW porn. I put in back where I found it the next day.
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Oh guys, neglected to mention that the BBW porn was in .jpg Whoever filled that card was dedicated.
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Oops, looks like I'm reading The Color of Magic again!
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Bugs, gore, and all matter of nasty things don't even make me blink but this... ...makes me itchy.
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Didn't the women from Modern Family do a parody of that?
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I had a Public Policy professor that, on the first day, handed out a 10 page "Pre-test" that said in huge letters on the top READ EVERYTHING BEFORE DOING ANYTHING. It started off normally but at a few points it would instruct you to declare to the class "I am going to ace this test!" or "Throw your pencil in the air and catch it" among other things. At the very end it said, "Ignore everything else. Quietly put down the test and your pencil and sit silently until everyone is finished". Seemed like a funny way for the professor to figure out who is observant and who do not exercise critical thinking.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Heroes is still a thing? What? It has a sequel series now. Bennet is caught in an explosion that kills the cheerleader somehow and everyone blames Suresh. I only watched 2 episodes and it was dire.
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He asked a bunch of weird poo poo about beards and baking bread and still got Bernie Sanders. I think I answered one question about politics. loving wizards.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Mew! The exclamation mark connotes excitement! I've already ordered my Mew! guacamole bowl.
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Parrotine posted:This doesn't really work, does it? It does but only if the kink is a cut.
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Look how pleased he looks.
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Your Computer posted:I've never heard him speak but his face makes me think he's constantly making the Tina Belcher groan Oh dear. Do yourself a favor and watch a debate or speech by him. His voice matches his horrible, melting face.
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Looks like my XCOM Ranger about to get down to business. Yes, there are mods to get anime hair and katanas and it's really loving funny.
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Not what this thread usually goes for but I thought the timing and circumstances in my last Fallout session was too perfect: I was just seeing how well Sanctuary could defend themselves. Their deaths were not permanent.
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And, yknow, Dungeons and Dragons.
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No joke, this made me tense up.
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Senpai, it's tape!
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davidspackage posted:I watched a video where a soldier was standing immediately next to an enemy and got like a 41% chance of hitting them with a shot. The devs talked about how they changed aiming. They said to consider all actions happening simultaneously (because a real fight is not turn based) and nothing happens in a vacuum. So, if you ran right up to a guy that you were fighting and shoved a rifle right into his chest, there is a reasonable chance that he could just bat it away with his hand. Its the same logic for most tabletop RPGs: If you shoot someone in melee range, you have to get past their melee defense because they're not just going to let that happen.
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Kheldarn posted:That's page 2 of 4 (possibly more?) If this isn't from LiarTown, someone is desperately trying to ape his humor and failing. Apple Cabin is great because of its sincerity.
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