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Like 90% of baking a drat cake is mixing the dough, unless you're using shake&bake crap. Which I guess Hollywood is. But still, a cake without frosting is still great, whereas I've never even seen a full movie without actors.
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Dan Didio posted:A documentary. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and classify the narrator as a type of actor. But I guess that makes sense otherwise.
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Feb 24, 2015 19:09
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Huntersoninski posted:What about when the narrator is the expert who actually is an expert on the topic/compiled the information and is presenting it? Are teachers actors? Same as when an actor directs and/or writes. She can be both. Mildly funny picture to justify derail: 
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Feb 24, 2015 19:30
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Radio Paranoia posted:You think that's extravagant? Plastic surgery? Two cars, one of which is awesome and one which is meh? Wat?
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Feb 25, 2015 17:18
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Ignite Memories posted:That depends on what you perceive the value of a dubstep gun replica to be. Depends on the quality of the drop.
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Feb 25, 2015 17:50
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FactsAreUseless posted:The correct joke here was "you know the value can only drop." That works too, but I was going for guns being used to get people to drop dead. Puns are truly the blessing of the lord in their plentifulness
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Feb 25, 2015 18:26
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Isn't autocomplete sensitive to who you are and what you've searched for before? For instance, I got "england is the most class ridden country under the sun" because I'm a socialist or some poo poo.
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Mar 4, 2015 16:56
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Paladinus posted:Racism is not a joke. Racists are though.
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Mar 9, 2015 18:03
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MisterBibs posted:I found it interesting that a self-identifying queer-oriented group did it. Having a hell of a time trying to wrap my head around their rationale, though. And in addition to the other points, some people don't like to equate homosexuality and/or queerness with a specific stereotype, when in reality queers are as diverse as everyone else.
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Mar 15, 2015 12:32
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Escalator poles makes it impossible to get wheelchairs on escalators, and that's kind of annoying and stupid.
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Mar 24, 2015 09:14
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Angela Christine posted:Why would you put a wheelchair on an escalator? To get up or down without lifting? There are places without elevators. You do need a non-electrical wheelchair and someone to hold it, but it's kind of really smart.
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Mar 24, 2015 09:22
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Knormal posted:It's from a psychology and behavior studies collage, maybe they're testing her? But she's not a white male? How will that help understand humanity as a whole?
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Mar 25, 2015 09:07
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No, it's your job to offer a double-price platinum package which includes a spellcheck and a basic package without, so that any complaints can be disregarded.
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Mar 26, 2015 14:19
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Didn't he pick the drat frame himself? I have never heard of optically challenged people who didn't pick their own frames.
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Apr 15, 2015 15:49
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:If you have really bad eyesight there's no way of knowing what you look like at a distance in the frames. If you don't wear contacts you're stuck trying to pick out frames using your terrible vision since you can't wear your glasses while trying on glasses. Before I got contacts I could only see clearly maybe 6 inches or less in front of my face which makes picking out glasses frames really hard and you have to rely on someone else's opinion which may or may not be terrible. Actually, ths is the best exceue for taking selfies. I've even been to opticians that had dedicated selfie tablets for that very reason. I know you still can't see perfectly with your old glasses, but still...
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Apr 15, 2015 16:18
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Dude wrote a lot of sex jokes, fart jokes and dick jokes, but is basically taught as a serious writer. I don't get it. He wrote them first though
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Apr 23, 2015 14:22
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nexus6 posted:How can world hunger be real if I just ate a sandwich? How can people still watch anime when I've just had sex?
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May 19, 2015 14:17
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Watching Blackadder the First with a Shakespeare nerd is amazing though. Where the other series have comedy, the first has nonstop Shakespeare, some more obscure than other.
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Jun 24, 2015 12:37
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People have weird hangups about eating stuff. I once cooked beeftongue for a potluck, and served it sliced, and this one guy ate a bunch of it before I told him what it was, whereupon he got angry because he's been tricked into eating something gross. If it's safe and tasty, why not eat it?
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Jun 26, 2015 15:14
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Eating semen is pretty common though, and that's despite the fact that some of the semen-eaters don't even like the taste.
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Jun 26, 2015 16:35
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The Lady and the Tramp tramp stamp stamp has a postal stamp stamp too.
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Jul 1, 2015 14:53
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But neither dicks nor butts have bones?
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Jul 7, 2015 18:58
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Sorry I'm only obsessed with human penises.
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Jul 8, 2015 07:59
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FactsAreUseless posted:Geodude is real, and strong, and he's my friend. Obama parachute account spotted.
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Jul 9, 2015 15:13
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Irregardless, here's a funny picture:
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Jul 21, 2015 16:53
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leethasbro posted:Pacific words have pacific meanings and using them incorrectly dilutes the affect of are language. I hear people on the other side of the Specific Ocean have different words?
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Jul 21, 2015 17:30
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FreudianSlippers posted:I have literally no idea how nerd wizard poker works but I found the idea of a card whose only function is giving you that card to be somewhat amusing. It's worse than that: When you play it, it goes straight back into your hand so you can play it again, forever. Except you have limited resources to play it, so no infinite loop. It's still probably worth playing in some contexts though...
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Jul 23, 2015 08:15
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KoRMaK posted:*pushes up glasses* uh actually thats somewhat incorrect. They gave the address of ANY computer or network device that self identifies with that address So do I have Jurassic Park on my computer?
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Jul 23, 2015 20:29
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mcbexx posted:Stage 2 - still moans "Oh my Goooood" when climaxing. Stage 3 - doesn't climax.
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Jul 28, 2015 08:07
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How athy can one get?
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Jul 28, 2015 13:23
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szary posted:Just don't eat
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Jul 30, 2015 19:46
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bamhand posted:Well what did you expect from a name like that? Big things?
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Aug 5, 2015 21:50
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RandomFerret posted:You're thinking of Soap Opera Name, which was a different transparent attempt to glean security answers. Someone post the Jew name one that used your personal pin number.
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Aug 18, 2015 16:51
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The Nards Pan posted:Personal personal identification number number? Yes. I particular enjoy entering it with a graphical GUI interface for users. (Trap sprung)
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Aug 18, 2015 18:36
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No, mr. jpg, chicken is a popular child to eat, like veal. Eggs are just menstruations.
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Aug 21, 2015 19:31
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On the other hand, it is literally a children's toy
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Sep 15, 2015 12:42
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Remember that Dees needs source photos, and these are probably stock photos. 
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PaulBearer posted:
I don't think you remember how unstable dial up modems were. The ETA was calculated on the last minute or so I think.
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At that speed, it would only take around 11 hours.