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You'd get to see the world through a pair of those wrap around sunglasses and drive a station wagon that looks brand new. The only missions would be going to the salon for an old lady fro, sunday quilting, or the early bird at IHOP. Why is Kevin James wearing clown makeup? I heart bacon has a new favorite as of 18:16 on Mar 1, 2015 |
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It's burgin' time! 
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Jonathan Yeah! posted:
An affair with Tom Jones? It's not unusual...
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flosofl posted:I've heard it's the wurst. you're such a brat 
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Hyperlynx posted:beetroot I think saying beetroot is an Aussie thing. Anybody else just says beets. Also, are they pickled or fresh or what the hell? Do you grab them out of the ground and just eat them Dwight Schrute style? Pickled beets would be pretty awesome on a burger with an egg.
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WarpedNaba posted:If you don't like it, you can leaf. Why don't you make like a tree and get the hell out of here 
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WarpedNaba posted:Which one's the guy? The cute one on the left. She's a cool dude I bet.
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They even mangled the hell out of Michigan. It's the shape of a hand, just up there  at everyone. Instead it looks like Billy Madison trying to write a cursive 'z'
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DandyLion posted:You don't have to, just give him a slice. Detroit style is what, light cheese/ sauce with some bits of crumbling brick and concrete dust? It comes with the aftertaste of unemployment, malt liquor, and despair.
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This link is why I spent the last hour and a half watching Kids in the Hall videos. So.... Here's Gavin at the Butcher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jkm6aYYdB8
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Kiester, MN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJRAsFxMoT0
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mostlygray posted:I'm from MN and I disagree with Kiester as a choice. I still say Kiester is funnier  One of my coworkers lives in Kiester and I giggle like an idiot every time I hear it
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Phlegmish posted:I've always wondered about this, I just assumed their hair just naturally changed shape as they grew older. Thank you, Facebook Aunt. I could never really figure out the whole old lady fro thing. If MY WIFE is anything like her mom, she'll just have straight white hair and resting bitch face. She has to put up with cranky old me, so joke's on her! 
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, but her mom is what, 60? By the time you get to 80 most white ladies have the fro or a wig. Left to nature white women end up looking like this: She's not white.
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Kwyndig posted:I like to think that the next page is just the word "Not" in huge block type. or this 
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Paladinus posted:I wish Amazon made a jerk button to order more of you. They'd just keep running out of you!
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Choco1980 posted:No! You're on brugs! I'm not brazy! You're the one that's brazy!
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RyokoTK posted:I absolutely love cranky baby bartender though. That kid looks pissed off.
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Her and rib kid having lunch together would be interesting goon material. 
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twoday posted:Does he have someone else tape his tie for him or is he just sitting at the desk in the Oval Office loving around with the tape dispenser and doing that himself? I just picture him swiveling around in the chair all "Tapety tapety tape tape tape. Better write to the good people at 3M for making ties grrrrreat!"
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somekindofguy posted:I saw an intersection in Nashville that was on Gay and Church. Consumer Square? More like consumer box! Amiright? 
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Drone_Fragger posted:They're called "burgers" (both the final, assembled burger And the meat itself) and the burgers themselves ar made of minced beef. Jesus it's like none of you Americans understand simple queens english. I don't need you lecturing me about burgers and America, you doo-dah  Also, this should settle the hotdog sandwich business.  EDIT: Dammit, Zoidberg!!
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It should be pointed out that these are the fuckups who almost died and didn't even land on the moon. You are a dillhole. We'll have more on that.... right after this! 
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