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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Scroto Baggins posted:

It's not fun or funny. Uppercuts from Batman have killed hundreds of people in the last decade, alone. As of now, there is no known cure for an uppercut from Batman. I miss you, grandpa.

Was your grandpa a giant?

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Someone send her to Urban Dictionary to do some research: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZe777oON8w

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Set the Hot Tub Time Machine for 1982...



Yes, young 'uns, the eighties were just like this.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

It's always something different that makes me laugh. Tonight it was "double rear end cake."

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

That intersection sounded distinctive so I looked it up and it's the metropolitan hot spot of Grand Island, Nebraska!

Even better is that the Howard Johnson that was at that location was still using the same phone number. :psyduck:

One look and you can almost feel the pulse of the city...

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Centripetal Horse posted:

They're long dead, having suffocated under mountains of pussy.

For all you Hot Spice fans: http://pnwbands.com/hotspice.html

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Bugatti guy listening to the radio all like "Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground."

Goddamn that is some obscure stuff right there. :patriot:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

There are two answers. :froggonk:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Too many dick comments has summoned me.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Dienes posted:

The porn-Tyrion is just a guy kneeling on a pair of shoes to look like a dwarf. Sorry to break the immersion.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Bored posted:

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Looks like they brought my Zoofights TR character to life.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.



:smug:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

RyokoTK posted:

Wow she really let herself go.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Cosplay just keeps getting weirder.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

God drat. A Jimmy Durante reference. Didn't expect that today.

You must've missed this one. Made me guffaw. GUFFAW I TELL YOU.

John Big Booty posted:

Good night, Princess Calabash, wherever you are.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Choco1980 posted:

I absolutely adore that the blister card illustration is the actor in the opposite incomplete outfit.

That's because he's the companion action figure: MAN-ALIEN

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I was playing with an online Dreamscope generator.

This is what it did to my avatar:



And to a lovely picture of me with my parents:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I have become so lactose intolerant that after a week of switching back to regular milk from Lactaid I was farting so much after I went to bed that I think I came close to suffocating myself. I woke up with a sore throat from breathing what was probably only 9% oxygen and the rest farts.

This visual aid should help explain the situation:



"wind"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

RolandTower posted:

Possibly Noonan syndrome

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I can accept that he's in a tux and has that poo poo eating grin and an armful of mushrooms but why does he have that horn? Did he make a break from a recital to scoop up all that tasty fungus?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Oh my god I collected those cards when they were new. I haven't seen them since... 1978? Please don't tell me how much they'd be worth now.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Yeah Mark Hamill has been a bit of a joker for years.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Data Graham posted:

When's this photo from, 1982?

It's like a fast food time capsule.

Getting nostalgia for that old Carl's and McDonalds packaging.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Although I was excited when they started serving breakfast the experience was always a let down. It was made worse by the foam packages they used at the time which were easy to cut through when one was hacking away at ones plastic pancakes. I can still remember the smell of those breakfasts, and the peel back lids for the OJ and syrup.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Is being a Niven fan something else I need to add to my personal List of Shame? :(

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Funny but not real. Also there's nothing wrong with playing the recorder! :argh:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Victor Borge messing with recorder player Michala Petri:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORRFl6f5n04

(turn on subs if you don't speak Danish)

Borge was a drat genius. And that recorder player was such a trooper. :3:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
(see wench)

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

It's basically this:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Do they sound like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTDUuBWGtpU

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Hahah yes that's also appropriate.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
If you can't take the pressure stay out of the kitchen.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Yahoo knows me too well... :smith:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Talk about a Grand Slam... :quagmire:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

TinTower posted:

Also, what about parmesan that's grated into a fine powder (as opposed to parmesan flakes)?

We're getting into the realm of culinary phase changes which is best left to food physicists. :pseudo:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Rough Lobster posted:

If you choose to gently caress a public fleshlight or indeed any fleshlight fleshlight you deserve to have your dickhead severed.

:blush:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

rydiafan posted:

Kitty corner is the one rational term. I googled it to see what you other weirdos say instead and got poo poo like "cooter cattle" and "carby klimble" or whatever the hell. You're all dumb and wrong for not using the same vernacular as me. :colbert:

Then we won't use cattywumpus around you either. :clint:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

pik_d posted:

Couldn't you just do the German thing and stick two words together to get... *googles* Sonnendusche?

That's way too short. Needs to be more like "Sonnenduscheunderseebootenflugtag"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Dillbag posted:

it is acceptable



Is this from the latest episode of Doc Martin?

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Luca Brasi noooooooo

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