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THE PENETRATOR posted:
Both my copy of the game and book were free. A guy mom used to work with couch surfed with us for a month or so. When he moved out he left behind SNES games which was garbage except Earthbound and Super Mario RPG so I took those. Fair trade since he took Baten Kaitos and Tales of Symphonia. The book came from my hoarder grandparents who got it in an auction and gave it to me because I like videogames. I wouldn't have paid money for Earthbound let alone that much. Game was such a disappointment after hearing all the praise over the years.
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Not really a fair trade when you factor in that guy was totally banging your mom. Hey he was a step up from the obese guy she left my dad for 
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Feb 19, 2015 01:01
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RFC2324 posted:http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/winter-haven-mans-obituary-lists-cause-of-death-uppercut-from-batman I hope if I die of unknown causes my friends and family can have fun with it like that.
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Feb 20, 2015 20:55
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That reminds me that bacon flavored toothpaste exists because of The Internet and it's belief that everything with bacon on it or in it instantly becomes AMAZEBALLS. http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Bacons-Bacon-Flavored-Toothpaste/dp/B004MBNK5K
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Feb 23, 2015 03:17
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Elohssa Gib posted:Wasn't sure if here, AUG, or Scooten thread was the best place for this. This is why the internet is a terrible place full of awful people.
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Mar 4, 2015 20:22
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Robot Randy posted:Looks like cumjar 2.0 has all the kinks worked out It was a cum vase. Get it right jeez.
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Mar 10, 2015 14:28
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Oh god...I was talking about the goon cum vase that was most likely stdh. I didn't know there was a cum jar.  Edit: Got a huge vase with some fake plants in it from a girl I worked with, it became my official "cumvase". There was about 2 inches worth in there by the time I moved out. Saved a lot on buying paper towels though, which was my previous disposal method. And yes, I left it there. In a closet.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:13
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Shwqa posted:.... Hey don't ask me. That came out of a bachelor thread in PYF. The guy have a custom red avatar with that quote for a hot minute.
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Mar 10, 2015 19:59
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Shwqa posted:Ah I thought you were admitting to being the owner of the fabled cumvase. Oh god no. I googled "something awful cum vase" and found the quote reposted off site.
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Mar 10, 2015 20:15
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Data Graham posted:Quote tags are very helpful, nay, essential, in situations such as these. I'd assumed that mentioning a goon had a cum vase and then a block of text would have been clear. I forgot goons and reading don't go together well.
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Mar 10, 2015 21:41
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stubblyhead posted:Tiggum, noted fun hater. Deny. Doesn't look like a $17000 watch to me
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Mar 11, 2015 19:57
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I don't know if he's necessarily wrong though. MGS3 has a guy who commands bees. And a crazy cosmonaut. A guy who can photosynthesize. Yep. It is the best.
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Mar 12, 2015 14:19
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A representation of privilege? Distribution of otherkin? What is it?!
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Mar 16, 2015 14:11
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The MSJ posted:Tumblr is also full of porn. Maybe that is an image of really abstract porn. But it's also full of people like my girlfriends sister who doesn't want to accept "depressionfluid" and "meanfluid" are things but gets incredibly mad if you don't believe "genderfluid" is a thing.
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Mar 16, 2015 17:03
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My first thought was "maybe that person keeps a really small friend list" then I saw the number of likes.
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Mar 17, 2015 13:36
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Meatwave posted:Choo-Choo! All aboard the diabetes express! Those loving things. When the batteries die the people just get up and walk away. The gokarts will not move unless someone is sitting on them or the front is lifted. So the underpaid workers have to drag the fuckers to the front of the store and plug them in with a sign that says "out of service charging" which gets removed by the idiot customers and the process repeats itself.
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Mar 17, 2015 14:56
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"So they adopted a bab---"  
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Mar 20, 2015 00:48
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That guy wrote one about a "gay color changing dress" posted to Amazon February 27th. Dude wrote a 4000+ erotic fanfic about The Dress. Edit: Kent is a man with a problem, floundering in the gay dating scene as he looks for something that doesn’t seem to exist, a man who is wild, adventurous and rugged while still being smart, gentle and sophisticated. Just when Kent is certain that he’ll never find the best of both worlds, he meets Channing, a living gay dress who is famous online for appearing black and blue to some, and gold and white to others. It’s not long before Channing shows Kent that it’s all about perspective, in a hardcore gay love affair that will reveal once and for all just what color the dress really is. This erotic tale is 4,400 words of sizzling human on gay dress action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and color changing dress love.
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Mar 21, 2015 17:56
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Haruharuharuko posted:Ok like I can understand from a "physical" sense how you have sex with a raptor, a flying butt, or even an anthropomorphic paper clip but how the gently caress do you gently caress a dress other than like rubbing one out with it like really. I don't know and I'm not about to spend $3 to find out. I can buy a bottle of Boons Farm for that and I can guarantee the bottle of cheap wine would be more fun.
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Mar 21, 2015 19:08
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Zopotantor posted:Oh nice, spider print novelty toilet pap... wait, there are spiders on the side of the roll, run, RUN! My father buys one ply toilet paper that's flimsier than the poo poo you find in a McDonalds bathroom. And there's no reason for it.
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Mar 28, 2015 14:55
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hooah posted:Or the land doesn't go down at the same rate everywhere. What? Lakes and rivers have awkward bottoms?!
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Apr 9, 2015 15:00
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Kwyndig posted:Americans drink COFFEE, which comes from a machine, either in their kitchen, or at a Starbucks. I can't remember the last time I saw a kettle. Most people I know have a tea kettle and I'm in backwards rear end Ohio
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Apr 10, 2015 13:42
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You know you want to. http://getbonzibuddy.com/
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Apr 14, 2015 23:41
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Centripetal Horse posted:There's a 99.5% chance it's bullshit. However, I have known three individuals in my lifetime who were spoiled enough to actually do something like that. The parents were exactly what you imagine when you picture someone who has a kid that would smash an expensive toy because it's the wrong color or whatever. Back in the 90s my cousin got a Mongoose bike but not the one he wanted to he took an aluminum bat to it and got a new one shortly after.
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Apr 15, 2015 14:27
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Soulex posted:Cornhole is the best drinking accompaniment game. I've been assured that's why I'm terrible at cornhole. I don't have a beer and a cigarette in my offhand. Dewgy posted:Being able to laugh regularly about the phrase "Cornhole Tournament" was the only good thing about living in Ohio. There's nothing good about living in this state. Nothing at all.
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Apr 25, 2015 22:36
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Here have a funny picture of a black Amish buggy with zero reflective tape on a hill. At least it was during the day?
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Apr 25, 2015 23:00
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FadedReality posted:I'm pretty sure it's illegal for Amish to go out at night anyway. Tell that to them. They love going out at night, during snowstorms, with no reflectors.
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Apr 25, 2015 23:09
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We found a box of unopened Dinosaurs Attack when I was in third grade so 95 or 96 I think. I loved those cards so much. Somewhere I still have the complete set of those and Mars Attacks (two, one with older and newer art) in storage.
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May 5, 2015 19:59
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'm writing a book chronicling his wit and witticisms, titled Kennems: The Uproarious, Unadulterated, Unusual, Unstoppable, Unbelievable, Unabashed Comedy-Grams of A Web-Surfin' eComedian. (Forward by Rita Rudner). How do they judge the hilarity of a meme? Can I just submit a rage face or do I need he white impact text?
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May 7, 2015 01:18
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Ozz81 posted:Have you figured out the calibration for disabling the four pointed belly trap of doom? This is important Five. You forgot the teeth that dig into your hand while the claws hold you down.
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May 8, 2015 15:57
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:the apostrophe replaces an "A" I don't know if I would want to buy a car from Malady Nissan. Makes me think my car will break down immediately.
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May 9, 2015 23:30
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WarpedNaba posted:Oh, christ. I thought that was entirely a youtube poop fabrication Someone didn't grow up watching a lot of Cartoon Network. We didn't get it at home so whenever I went to my grandparents I watched the poo poo out if that channel and back in the mid-90s there was so much Scooby Doo.
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May 13, 2015 11:03
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Trent posted:I bet you argued with the teacher about showing your work, didn't you? Sadly that is me but I try not to. I work in childcare with the school age kids and this one kid needs help with his math homework. Since I'm not in the class and he doesn't bring the book home I have to blindly guess at what newfangled methods they teach. Some days are easier than others.
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May 14, 2015 14:13
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Super Waffle posted:drat what a call back That's the goon alignment chart guy right?
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May 16, 2015 18:48
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poptart_fairy posted:Much like the girl who it up the arse from her dog, Landerig freaking out and getting angry with people who trolled him over the image was why it got so much focus. Dude's buttons were easily pressed. What
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May 16, 2015 19:59
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Waci posted:That was pretty self-explanatory, though. Some girl got hosed by a dog. Was that Morally Inept or are there two goon dog fuckers?
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May 16, 2015 21:50
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hooah posted:Someone else. And it wasn't intentional. How do you accidentally get hosed by a dog?
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May 16, 2015 22:14
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syscall girl posted:Actually it's the people who patented the self-destruct mechanisms for perfectly good cartridges that detect being injected with ink. Isn't there a printer that sprays too much ink on purpose to help lubricate the printer or some poo poo?
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May 20, 2015 19:23
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I want to hope that list is real and those are all books people have actually written over the years. I've taken a few creative writing classes and I could see people trying to be super edgy.
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Meatwave posted:Someone in a pet store is about to get fired: All pretty valid points.
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