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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


I can only imagine glue was involved or this was the guy who did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrbjzcyksm0

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Did his head always wobble in this gif or did you have something to do with that?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Istari posted:

Shopped ?

Don't ruin this for me.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me



Bill was a goon in college.

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 23:44 on Mar 27, 2015

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

beato posted:

Wait... I thought it was just for the funny pic. Is it actually a thing, or were you just staying in unfortunate accommodation? I don't know what to believe any more. Do they even have toilet paper in America?

We drag our asses across the carpet.

Every family I've met has had a tea kettle, though. Sweet tea is too important to the south.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Smelly posted:

Congrats on kinkshaming your boss.

What do you call it when your kink is watching other people get off on their kinks?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dude wrote a lot of sex jokes, fart jokes and dick jokes, but is basically taught as a serious writer. I don't get it.

I forget which Canterbury Tale it is, but Chaucer wrote one story where a woman tricks a man into kissing her boyfriend's rear end as he lets out a huge wet fart. It's beautiful.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

New Leaf posted:

I own two refrigerators. I am the 1%!

If I count my stand alone freezer, I have three! I am your loving king!

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

darkhand posted:

You can buy it at kroger

Hell, I've seen it at Walmart.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

God yes. That stuff is abominable.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

DoctorWhat posted:

Not to mention that some boobs are actually just kind of sad.

Mournful, even. Mournful tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_k33RfVP2Q&t=520s

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I remember having a breakfast like that when I was in Berlin as a kid and it was the single most disgusting thing I had ever eaten.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


You don't know me! I don't have to take this from you!

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

So what I'm hearing is you need to be crazy or a crab to be into politics?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

OctoberBlues posted:

Why is buying two of the half dozens cheaper than buying a dozen?! :argh:

There's a donut shot near me that sells single donuts for a dollar, but a half dozen for 6.50.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

:lol:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

No, they want it to be a surprise next time you sex.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Shut up and Jam Gaiden 2 looking good

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

"Welcome to Phishy Phil's! What can we catch for you today?"
"I'd like some wolf, and she'll have a platter of shelled hedgehog."

marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 13:34 on Nov 2, 2016

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Deltasquid posted:

Oh hey, I recognize this dog. That's Fidèle who is kind of a tourist attraction in Bruges. He died earlier this year, though. :smith:

2016 continues to be the worst year

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

That frog sure has a strange tongue.

http://i.imgur.com/OYSluIL.mp4

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Chinese dating show. This one caught me by surprise.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Hit the showers, you.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


*said with a Spanish accent.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me



Don't know what this is from but this little guy is pretty cool.

http://i.imgur.com/ykRx2TB.mp4

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

RFC2324 posted:

I love how even the beholder is obviously disgusted by that thing.

Beholders are disgusted by anything that's not their particular variety of beholder. :spergin:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

http://i.imgur.com/LuwiowM.mp4

New Tekken looking good.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

http://i.imgur.com/ATWMNi8.mp4

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

dog....god?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Nordick posted:

It feels really dumb to NWS this but I guess I should

:nws: https://imgur.com/gallery/HwsFv

Thank you. Next time I think about eating I'll just look at this.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

JoelJoel posted:

Who gets the 3rd wine glass?

Clearly that's not the waiter but their third wheel "wacky" friend who has invited himself to their dinner date.

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Solice Kirsk posted:

I have never been as happy as this man who tricked his friend into eating an egg. Life seems even blander now.

I love it too.

What language was that? It looked like a kinder-egg but I couldn't see the label clearly and who knows if the guy just imported them anyway.

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