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Faux Mulder posted:

I REALLY want to hear this conversation. There are so many possibilities! What does God want? How does the phone company charge that call? Is it really him or is some teenager just pranking a guy who turns out to be exactly as doe-eyed and credulous as he looks?

I had him pegged for Paul McCartney's stupid yank cousin. I think he's accidentally phoned his dog, by mistake.

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William Shakespeare, greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist, invents the "your mum" joke.

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The abdication crisis happened in 1936. Nothing at all happened between 1939 and 1945. Nothing at all.

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quote:

To: Randall Munroe
From: Verizon

We have Megan. Write your checks like an adult.

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Lasher posted:

Useful if you're wanking off dudes in a chain family pub for an ironic review in a hipster magazine I guess.

I'll have you know SugarApe is a hipster magazine, but only ironically. I should know, after all.

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Bored posted:

I grew up hating hamburgers because my mother put Mrs. Dash in them and there were pieces of what looked like maggots in my burgers. Turns out Mrs. Dash has rice in it.

Hate to break it to you, but that was actually ricin, and your mom was tired of your poo poo.

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Pretty sure he shot people's hands off, not feet.

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WarpedNaba posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApeFClejxTg

I think it's a reference to this. The cut-in clip, not the KotH ytp.

e: gently caress, youtube ain't embedding code properly. Go to 1:30.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z38tZPxDekw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eif648h6WNc

*Screamer at 0:12*

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The Ape of Naples posted:

I want to see gay guys touching vaginas.

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To be fair, that affect could have been achieved by a madman and a tube of cream.

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artsy fartsy posted:

I'm almost positive the earliest episodes of Barney didn't use that song, but instead they all held hands and did some kind of weird chant that banished Barney back into his toy form.

So, like an exorcism?

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Why did he eat the onion, exactly? Seems a strange thing to do.

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This makes me upset. A) Male bees don't even have stings, and b) even if they did, the stinger wouldn't be ripped off from stinging another bee. Also, c) the pheromones from a sting would encourage other bees to sting the victim. Furthermore, d) how loving small is that flower / big are the bees.

fe: e) Bees can't even see the colour red.

e2: Those wings are too small. I AM ANGERED BY THE DEPICTION OF BEES IN LIGHT-HEARTED CARTOONS.

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No ring, 2/10.

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Bogmonster posted:

Welcome, friend. You know, a lot of people say: 'Guy N. Smith? Isn’t he the guy who writes all that horror crap?' Well, good luck to you, you’re an idiot.

Because my books always say something, even if it’s just something simple like: 'Don’t genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men', there's always a message or a theme.



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Woebin posted:

Back in the day, they often designed interesting covers first and then attempted to write stories to match them afterwards.

So slightly more honest clickbait, then.

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:ohdear:

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Zzulu posted:

This all ties into the greater pizza-multiplanar theory regarding the fake history of pizza and pizza related food where ancient british druids actuallly invented the original pizza through communion with nature and a complex ritual involving magnetic resonance cascades

Pizzas came from Xen? I mean, that's like one good thing, I guess.

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