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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




I thought they said no Loss.jpg edits.

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Nov 27, 2009




This is absurd! Batman uppercuts people into vats of acid turning them into supervillains. His uppercuts are not fatal!

Met posted:

Kim Jung Un is sporting a new style.



Someone warn 'n Play that he might be kidnapped by North Korea spies in the near future.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I found a corporate event planning catalog...









I assume all of the events plan they plan are held in Silent Hill.

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Nov 27, 2009



davebo posted:

I've seen this done at events and can confirm it is awkward as hell and you just feel bad for the lady standing there. The rest are fine because at least they're doing something.

I'm sure that most of those guys are just fine as performers, I just thought they had some drat goofy pictures for them.

Other than the stilt walkers. Those guys would haunt my nightmares.



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Nov 27, 2009




The Australian remake of The Shining is just terrible.

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Nov 27, 2009



Stoatbringer posted:

Pah, mere pocket change.


(barely worth the paper it's printed on)

"We have a one hundred trillion dollar bill. Who do we put on it?"

"We're just going to burn them for warmth. Put a pile of rocks on it and call it a day."

"Sounds good to me."

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Nov 27, 2009



Lysdexique posted:

Oh god, imagine the cash registers

I wonder who is counting the bills.

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

what do their wallets look like

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Nov 27, 2009



Gorilla Salad posted:

I remember when I hit my 50MB monthly limit and had to debate with myself if it was worth the huge expense to keep using the internet that month with the excess fees or to change my plan.

50MB? Such decadence! Some of us had to worry about our Compuserve fees piling up by the minute.

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Nov 27, 2009



Gorilla Salad posted:

What is it about sf writers that they turn into such loving creeps when they get old?

Or start out as such creeps but hide it from you until you're really into their work and suddenly Louis Wu is back on the ringworld and having sex with underage otter-people children.

There's one SF author, Jon Varley, who was very popular back in the late 70's, early 80's and every single thing I read by him (which was five different works that all won major awards) featured something about how awesome pedophilia was. It started out with "Huh, that's weird," and then by the end I was going, "I hope this guy is in prison."

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Nov 27, 2009



RatHat posted:

That had arms originally, they were just broken before it was found.

Yes, that's the point. The arms were removed by people with a torso fetish. This is why an art history degree is so important.

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Nov 27, 2009



Johnny Aztec posted:

What? I Thought thats just how it was found. Why don't they put the arms back on then?

Information on all of this can be found on that reputable and well maintained font of knowledge, Wikipedia.

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Nov 27, 2009



LookieLoo posted:

It's not the CGI that's terrible, it's the tracking. He's clearly not holding anything.

The more I look at it the more confusing it gets, why does the donut go behind the gun? is the donut CGI too?

There isn't a single technical aspect of filmmaking that Michael Bay isn't terrible at. Age of Extinction has a fifteen second portion where they go from the middle of the day to sundown to the middle of the day again even though it's all the same sequence. It's not as bad as the previous movie though where they go in the front door of the Air and Space Museum in Washington DC (actually identified as such in dialog) and then run out the back door into the airplane graveyard in Nevada. Or in the first movie where one Transformer attacks a military base from four different directions simultaneously.

I really should stop watching these movies when they're up on streaming. I couldn't even finish the last one...

Chard posted:

Michael Bay should be locked in a tiny box and allowed out to make The Rock over again once a decade.

Pain and Gain somehow turned out pretty good. I honestly think it's the only decent film he's ever made.

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Nov 27, 2009



Zzulu posted:

a 17 year old dating a 20 year old isn't really that creepy imo

It's not. Going off on long winded explanations on why it's not creepy and carrying around a copy ot the law so you can prove it, however, is extremely creepy.

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Nov 27, 2009




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Nov 27, 2009






The various Ultraman series have a thing for crucifixion for some reason.

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Nov 27, 2009



china bot posted:

HELL IS NOT A GAME :wink:



:colbert:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




How could she not put a cover of Crazy on that album?

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Nov 27, 2009



Angela Christine posted:

Reminds me of this one,



Eyes Wide Shut really was Kubrick's worst film.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Easy for him to say when he doesn't have to see the graphics.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



PizzaThief posted:

Clearance sales are wonderful things.
The more I look, the better it gets.



edit: holy poo poo, tables.

The problem with buying it to wear ironically is that there's too many people who would wear it unironically.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




That's gangster wrap. It's a common mistake.

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Nov 27, 2009



FirstPlayer posted:

I had no idea The Big Green was so poorly received; I loved it as a kid. It was cheesy 90s 'kids sports team' fare but it really didn't seem particularly awful. :(

Anything with only five reviews like it probably doesn't give you a good idea of critical consensus. It's probably a situation where it's just a not good movie that doesn't have enough attention for people to go back and write reviews of it for Rotten Tomatos to add.

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Nov 27, 2009



Angela Christine posted:

I'm on amazon looking at mousepads, and then I see it. The most inexplicable mousepad ever. It claims to be a "Sexy Japanese Anime Girl Naked Body Big Boobs 3D Cartoon Wicked Wrist Rests Mousepad" but that is clearly a dude, with a beard and everything, dressed as a catgirl in lingerie with his butt in the air.

No actual nudity, but probably NSFW anyway: :nws: http://www.amazon.ca/UCMDA-Ergonomic-Japanese-Cartoon-Mousepad/dp/B012MKFDAC/ref=sr_1_23?ie=UTF8&qid=1452464343&sr=8-23&keywords=mouse+pad

You could have just added it to your Amazon wishlist if you want it for your birthday; you don't need to drop hints like this.

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Nov 27, 2009



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Nov 27, 2009



Liquid Chicken posted:

Knitastic Four



The guy on the left looks like a stripper who specializes in nursing home visits.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




That gorilla is more classy than I'll ever be...

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Nov 27, 2009



Strudel Man posted:

I imagine by failing to have people coming in and gambling in sufficient volume to cover the expenses of the business. If casinos didn't have to worry about that, they'd be much more attractive as an investment.

And in fairness the casino was in Atlantic City. No one goes to Atlantic City anymore. Not since the incident.



(The incident being more pleasant Casinos opening up all over the place.)

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




"This isn't what I made a wish for at all."

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Nov 27, 2009



Bonster posted:

I would vote for the bear over Donald Trump. He looks like presidential material.

Probably has more money and less failed businesses, too.

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Nov 27, 2009




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Nov 27, 2009



Solice Kirsk posted:

A bakery/strip club was something I never would have thought of on my own, but I'll be damned if I don't think it would take off and make me a rich man.

I used to live down the block from a topless donut shop. I never went, but by saying this I now wish I had just so I could report on it.

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Nov 27, 2009



Subjunctive posted:

But...why...what is it supposed to mean?

To completely ruin the joke (since I think that's what you want here), horse whisperers are people who train horses through some particular methods (my impression is that it's horseshit, but I don't know nearly enough to make a really informed opinion). Presumably rear end whisperers do the same thing only with donkeys.

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Nov 27, 2009



flosofl posted:

Someone just made another one at that hole. I dunno, I find it exciting because I play it quite a bit, but when I was younger, only bowling was more boring on TV to me.

Watching pro-golf is watching DOTA tournaments for old people. :v:

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Nov 27, 2009



This identification algorithm is pretty terrible but let me try to serve it up something easy:



Well, at least it could figure out the water.



So close and yet so far.

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Nov 27, 2009



Random Stranger posted:



Well, at least it could figure out the water.


PaulBearer posted:

It IS a man (in a rubber suit).

But he's not sitting!

(I gave it two stars for actually getting a detail correct and kind of recognizing a shape.)

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Nov 27, 2009



Edison was a dick posted:

Freud is taught out of historical interest rather than being contemporary psychology theory. Psychologists don't believe everyone wants to bang their parents.

And yet I just had teacher the other day go on for about ten minutes about how accurate Freud is. He teaches an arts course, and his talk wasn't couched in "this is all bullshit but it was incredibly influential on artists". I think I got eyestrain from :rolleyes:-ing so hard.

First results when searching for "funny picture" in google and bing:

Google:


Bing:


I think from this we can conclude that internet search engines have no sense of humor.

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Nov 27, 2009




It's like someone managed to take a photograph of suicidal depression.

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Nov 27, 2009





Well, maybe they didn't realize



Never mind, they knew exactly what they were doing.

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Nov 27, 2009



BigglesSWE posted:



Holy hell, that is pure evil right there.

Now I know what to give to children when I hate their parents.

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