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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Master Twig posted:

If Luck Be in the Air Tonight were the solution then the I in Air would be revealed. :colbert:

Also, unless I just don't get Wheel of Fortune, the category wouldn't be THING.

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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Who the gently caress cares how you do math. The picture is supposed to be funny because the problem is poorly worded, and the explanation is just as confusing.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

mind the walrus posted:

Oh gently caress you with a rake this is one of my least favorite earworms.

I work at an arena, and they play it pre-game at the exact same time every game. "Oh, it's 5:50? It must be time for- Yup. There it is." They couldn't even shuffle the playlist or wait until enough people are there to drown it out.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Random Stranger posted:

Does ordered a double coffin for yourself and your significant other constitute a threat?

This is Karl Pilkington we're talking about.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is this a real thing? Will they give you a neuticle (fake testicle) to keep ball balance? For another $5k I would 100% consider doing that.

Nooooooope. (Unless you live in Singapore, Australia, or Iran, it's probably illegal, anyway.)

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Table didn't break. I want my money back.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

They put their hearts into making a template for Maya and by God are they going to get their money's worth out of it.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Is that a loving Bridget figurine to the left of the sign?

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

You know what is giving me a headache right now?

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Another thing about IT and locks: If you have physical access to a system, you own that system. If your IT guy can break into your server room unnoticed, you have hosed up your priorities and need to rethink your security plan.

Edit: ^ It's going to be hard to beat The Final Deletion, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiktBcRHABU

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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
How does Air Bud compare to Land Before Time? How many movies are they up to now?

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

DrBouvenstein posted:

I tried to get it butt my girlfriend said no.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Kwyndig posted:

I wouldn't consider Snoop surprising there, he's been showing up at stuff like that for years.

And there's a very good reason for that.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Phlegmish posted:

Have people started ironically watching low-budget Ugandan movies yet

Pfft, forget Ugandan movies. Ghana is where it's at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
And if you think that type of video is limited to Africa and India, TNA would like a word with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiktBcRHABU

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
How does that GIF keep causing derails, despite everyone knowing it's meant to cause a derail?

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

NLJP posted:

I love that everyone is always rolling their eyes or have long-suffering 'these fuckin' ducks' expressions in those glorantha pics

The ducks are not to be hosed with.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
His name is Ken Bone for crying out loud. What did you expect?

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