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Birb Katter
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fullroundaction posted:

Sorry to twigger you

:pusheen:

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A CRUNK BIRD posted:

I buy PG tips at my local grocery store and drink it black, LOL the English are a loving embarrassment THREE sugars jesus christ

Milk and sugar in tea / coffee is basically admitting that you're a waste of oxygen and want to ruin anything good that comes your way.

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Lady types can have good taste too. As for the butter coffee freaks, it's only legit if it is yak butter.

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RatHat posted:

I pump down 3 glasses of pure alcohol each morning, really builds character. If you're drinking that diluted crap you're a pussy.

This pug sums up my disbelief quite nicely.

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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:



I cannot decide what I like more about this picture, the fact that it is such a massive failure of spacial awareness or the fact that the printed graffiti next to the sign looks like a dude frozen in time narrowly avoiding being hit by it...

Don't forget he's stopped in a no parking zone.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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5'd.

This really is the next evolution of that Futurama bot.

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Hockles posted:

Check your fly, bro.

I had missed that so with all my heart

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Sep 18, 2010

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So this is what they mean when they say "hair of the dog"

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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:



Goddamnit Aliexpress...

Free shipping to Israel to rub salt in to the wound.

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SKY COQ posted:

Heeeeeeere and I'm making GBS threads in a tin can

gently caress you Coq. I've now got Bowie stuck in my head.

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All you need to know about pyramids in one chart.

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Frostwerks posted:

Pugs are loving poo poo anyway

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^^ Thanks to years of alcohol abuse I can't even remember yesterday so I'm sorted.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

The day farts and dongs quit being funny is the day I don't want to be alive anymore.

Oh man, that's tomorrow. Hang in there buddy they'll be funny again the day after.

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wayfinder posted:

I'll never understand why the people who came up with the pseudo-standard didn't just use "web" instead of "www". I checked, and their native language was English (in most languages, the "word" for the letter W is monosyllabic, which makes it less egregious)

Since then they've said if they knew how much the net was going to take off it would have been something completely more useable. It just wasn't a concern at the time because no one saw how much a part of life it was going to become.

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Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Aren't patents supposed to be non-trivial?

Super dumb is not the same as non trivial.

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CobiWann posted:

Three pages AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE REAL ANSWER IS?!?

A simple internet search posted:

The thing that starts with "H" and means you will always be the bridesmaid and never the bride is 'halitosis'. However, it does not actually exist. It was invented by Lambert Pharmacia, the makers of Listerine, so that they could sell mouthwash. Listerine, which is named after Joseph Lister, inventor of antiseptics, was originally sold as an antiseptic, but then without changing the formula the company began selling it as a substance for washing floors, a cure for gonorrhoea, and then as a mouthwash. As it was the first ever mouthwash, they decided to invent the idea of halitosis to shift Listerine, and it worked, expanding the size of their company greatly.

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FadedReality posted:

Photoshopped. No woman would stand that close to a GBS poster.

:drat:

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Please remember not to cross your legs when wearing these sandals

Birb Katter
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CaptBushido posted:

Waitin for the crowd of literal 6 year olds to come in and be like "eww its like mold, I don't like any food but chicken nuggets and pizza"

or is it just me who constantly hears that poo poo from full-grown adults whenever mushrooms come up IRL?

Just you, they either come up as delicious foods or delicious party accessories for normal people.

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blarzgh posted:

Somebody needs to spore.

You're sporing me.

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KoRMaK posted:

Pain and Gain was good because it didn't galmorize those idiots.

Read the article first.

e: also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ

Wrong song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6jaYJx7yeI

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In case you end up wondering like I did, Peter Dinklage could sport such a rockin’ porn ‘stache at the age of 12. So no, it was not him.

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CharlieWhiskey posted:

This is true, when I was 2, my girlfriend was 8

Mad props to you but it's not a gendered algorithm so your girlfriend was creepy as gently caress.

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oldpainless posted:

Keep the battery charged. Don't want to run out of juice.

:pusheen:

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

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This was an excellent post.

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Snype

Birb Katter
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This is a pro click, do it.

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Beetphyxious posted:

If ever in doubt just link it.

I doubt you, how do I link you.

edit: wrong thread.

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Bast Relief posted:

If I could make one wish, it would be that the camera dude was holding his eyes instead of a camera.



I went looking for the camera eyes first.

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Dick Trauma posted:

Yahoo knows me too well... :smith:



You fantasize about getting laid?

ninja edit: just realised what thread I'm in and :thejoke: and all.

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Davinci posted:

My parents use this. One time my mom was shaking it to loosen up the pieces that were stuck together, and the lid came off and she ended up flinging parmesan all over the kitchen

There's got to be a better way.

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Ignite Memories posted:

This is actually something that the forum does, for some godawful reason. I've complained about this in the forum suggestions thread, but it still hasn't been addressed. You have to manually put the [ url ] tags in there if you want it to keep the start time.

Umm, are you sure because the BB help list first set of instructions for adding a start timer seems to do the job.

code:
YouTube (as a video tag parameter)
[video type="youtube" start="3m8s"]YQs8UVeczX0[/video]
fake edit: look like it works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfelqZpapZA&t=3s

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Some good news for our 6 legged friends

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PaulBearer posted:

Couldn't you buy a house for 10,000 bucks back then?

Can't you buy a house in America for $10k now?

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Those stupid little wheel things are probably best summed up by the fact that the dude who just raised the price of the aids / cancer drug by 5500% uses one

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Someone has had a bit of fun with the bad.horse url

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President Ark posted:

Ha, that's got to be edited.


....


Oh my god, it works. :aaa:

You're not the only one who thought it was bs at first, I checked before posting it.

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Depressio111117 posted:

Or they'll do a photo with superhero t-shirts peeking out from under their dress shirts.

¿por qué no los dos?

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Fo3 posted:

Nah, we have regular raw beets too like everywhere else, great for roasting or baking in winter.
Yes, for some reason they are called beetroot and not beets here, no idea why - I guess because they grow underground? gently caress knows, why is coriander cilantro, why is cos romaine, why is rocket arugula?
We can buy canned whole baby beets too - great for salads. But for burgers and sandwiches we have sliced large beets in a can. They aren't proper pickled, just in a very light brine, and yes, they are awesome.
Summer meals go awesome with canned beets. Make a sandwich - use sliced beets. Make a salad - use whole baby beets.
E: Rather than have them hot and in season, we just like them chilled, out of season.

To be fair, it's going to be 41ºC (106ºF) in Sydney tomorrow, if you want to roast stuff in the oven to eat you don't live here.

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