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Avenging_Mikon posted:"Kos, or as some say, Kosm, give us eyes. Give us eyes." Fear the old blood
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Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.
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Scruffy is my favorite cartoon character ever. Followed shortly by Rocko
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  From this: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/09/421558674/the-plane-seating-arrangement-thats-being-called-a-nightmare
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No no no no no no I do not want to have two people staring at me for twelve hours no. Holy goddamn.
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Jul 10, 2015 00:01
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Seems efficient. You nerds don't want to pay too much to fly to comiccon, do you? You could spend the money you save on an anime gently caress pillow or something.
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BgRdMchne posted:Seems efficient. You nerds don't want to pay too much to fly to comiccon, do you? You could spend the money you save on an anime gently caress pillow or something. But Southwest says I have to pay for two seats because of the spillage! How is that going to work?
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BgRdMchne posted:Seems efficient. You nerds don't want to pay too much to fly to comiccon, do you? You could spend the money you save on an anime gently caress pillow or something. Ha ha, you think the savings would be passed along to consumers. That's cute.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yes. If a dog tracks down a criminal or places a criminal at the scene of a crime using their scent, then the dog has to be "sworn in" for it to be submitted as evidence. Pretty sure its a hold over from the naval law that the US practices in all its courts because of the fringe around the flag. If they are not "sworn in" then their evidence should be thrown out. Also, 
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I think a nice firm but gentle hand on your seatmate's thigh could really ease the tension
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What's this from? Looks familiar.
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bean_shadow posted:What's this from? Looks familiar. Do you really want to know?
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tribbledirigible posted:
I thought airlines were supposed to be trying to help prevent Deep Vein Thrombosis, not encourage it. 
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tribbledirigible posted:
I love it. Sometimes plane seating design gets in the way of socializing rather than encouraging it. (If you meet somebody for coffee, would you sit on the same side of the table?) I could see that design bothering the old-fashioned and the overweight, however, so there'd have to be strict weight and age limits, along with a controlled gender ratio. Do the seats fold flat into one big, plane-length bed for overnight flights?
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Red is Dead posted:FLORENCE! Lawrence.
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Mescal posted:I love it. Sometimes plane seating design gets in the way of socializing rather than encouraging it. (If you meet somebody for coffee, would you sit on the same side of the table?) I could see that design bothering the old-fashioned and the overweight, however, so there'd have to be strict weight and age limits, along with a controlled gender ratio. Do the seats fold flat into one big, plane-length bed for overnight flights? You had me up until this point.
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One Swell Foop posted:
The childish scrawl is a beautiful touch  .I can never not laugh at this. Greg is hosed.
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That's not funny. That's a terrifying future.
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Pick posted:That's not funny. That's a terrifying future. Didn't someone patent all that just so it couldn't actually be used?
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so dominos laid a patent on (652) boxes, (664) sony, and (660) sports scores. the business world is funny sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITL4NqOKmzk Lotron has a new favorite as of 06:02 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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Ah yes, I remember the day I got my first Bridal Training dress & Bridal Bat. You can only actually use the bat after marriage, before you have to just carry it around to get used to the feel/weight of it and resist the temptation. I don't know how the Bridal Bat Elders know when you sneak a pinch hit with it before marriage, but they know.
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Part of Everything posted:Ah yes, I remember the day I got my first Bridal Training dress & Bridal Bat. You can only actually use the bat after marriage, before you have to just carry it around to get used to the feel/weight of it and resist the temptation. I don't know how the Bridal Bat Elders know when you sneak a pinch hit with it before marriage, but they know. It's probably a traditional catholic confirmation dress. Canada is 38% catholic.
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captainOrbital posted:They make bibles specifically without the book of Leviticus so that dogs can put their paws on the cover without violating. What a niche industry.
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tribbledirigible posted:
I just want to know how the person in the window seat is supposed to get out.
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Fly with United while strange men caress you thighs!
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tribbledirigible posted:
Hey if you fly coach you can't really complain, you pay less than at any point in commercial aviation history so something's gotta give.
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Shoehead posted:Do you really want to know? 
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So FYI the reason these things exist I am pretty sure is that at Microsoft if you file a patent, even if you don't think it will ever actually get accepted, you get a sweet granite cube and a bonus. This means even if you think an idea is super dumb, if it is original and might eventually be not dumb, you should definitely file a patent on it. It doesn't mean that Microsoft has the intention of ever using those patents (especially now that they have been so thoroughly mocked.)
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:Aren't patents supposed to be non-trivial? Super dumb is not the same as non trivial.
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it is not-trivial in the sense that it is unique enough that it's not something commonplace. the fact that these are super dumb means it's non-trivial
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Did nobody point out that in order to "make it your way" you need to follow their instructions?
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I remember back when Viddler was a good choice of video host for Let's Plays, they actually had these ads. They were the worst loving things ever, because the ad would actually stop and wait for you to do whatever it told you to. And it was all health stuff aimed at middle-aged women for some reason. That might've just been the sorts of ads that signed up in Australia, though. Sometimes, targeted ads just don't quite work.
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tribbledirigible posted:
It gets even sexier when everyone leans the chairs back
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:Aren't patents supposed to be non-trivial? One might think so but thanks to the flood of applications and chronic lack of staffing and quality control in the USPTO examination department patents like this one are very much a Thing. ed: or this one  ed2: or this one  ... suffice to say the list of silly patents is endless. Dicty Bojangles has a new favorite as of 12:05 on Jul 10, 2015 |
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