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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
When I was a kid they had root beer flavored toothpaste, which is still a thing as far as I'm aware. Root beer itself is not a thing here, so when I first had it as an adult, all I could taste was children's toothpaste. That's the story of why I don't like root beer, hope you enjoyed.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Kwyndig posted:

So panther plus lion then. Which actually doesn't answer anything, since North American panthers are actually just cougars, South American panthers are jaguar, and panthers everywhere else are leopards.

Basically somebody got really lazy when naming big cats.

TIgers, lions, jaguars, leopards and snow leopards are panthers. It's the cat family all the biggest cats belong to. Cougars ain't panthers, son.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

LoonShia posted:

If you want to read it, here's a copy.

Pro-click right here

E: Unsurprisingly, it turns out that leftists are wrong and stupid about everything, and they use underhanded manoeuvres like calling bigots bigots and differentiating between facts and opinions.

The way to beat them is to yell "you're gonna call me a racist" before saying anything racist, since that takes away their only argument. Substitute homophobe, sexist, whatever as necessary. Once this is done, calmly point out that they are stupid and wrong with salient points like "if we recognize gay marriage, some children will be motherless," "universal health care is worse than for-profit health care, just look at the UK," or "other countries have carbon footprints also" until the leftist is thoroughly defeated.

Proof this works: One year after I totally schooled Piers Morgan on his show, he was taken off the air. Here's a bunch of excerpts from the interview, wherein I cleverly point out that using the death of children killed by poorly regulated guns to argue for improved gun regulation is totally disrespectful to said children, before he can polemically accuse me of not caring about dead children.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Timg quoting this so I can see what it is.

E: Oh, ha ha

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I really don't get how people lose their poo poo over Ken M. Its just basic "haha I said something stupid and people reacted as if I were stupid" poo poo tier trolling. No build up, no emotional investment on the trollees part. Its literally just this comic, repeated ad nauseum.

I, too, hate when people tell jokes that aren't at anyone's expense. How can something be funny if it doesn't upset anyone?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

WarpedNaba posted:

Is that loving Scrappy Doo

Batman: The Brave and the Bold did not have a good finale.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
A long, hard dick joke. Probably thick, too.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Seductive Alien :liara:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
gop teenis?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
*watching that dave chapelle skit where a black man joins the KKK*

hmm, this is just an individual deciding for himself whom with to associate

why is this supposed to be comical

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Mogomra posted:

Yes but do people really not know that harassment is bad? Are they so dumb that a poster is needed to remind them of that?

"Oh yeah! I forgot that even though I'm wearing this costume, that guy still shouldn't be allowed to harass me. Thanks fire reminding me, poster!"

Why aren't they directed at the people doing the harassment?

People in general do not know that harassment is bad. Or they think that whatever they're doing isn't harassment. People will say some pretty unbelievable things to women who are alone. Women who cosplay tend to congregate in places that are full of people with even less social grace than the average catcaller/dudebro, so you better believe harassment is a thing that happens. It's good to remind the people who get harassed that it is not cool and that there are authorities in place who will actually respond to reports of harassment.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

My Lovely Horse posted:

So I realize that "put it through Deep Dream" is pretty played out, but seriously

Here you go, champ:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Whoa, I was gonna call him a turd, but then I remembered that Fred Singer is a bigger turd. Then again, he's not Charles Koch, who is a pretty big douche. Am I allowed to dislike him, goons? I'm sure he's not the greatest turd in the world.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Yeah, it's a porno. The people responsible are also behind stuff like Game of Bones and Bob's Boners. This one is the adventures of Gash, Fisty, Cock and Dickachu, as I recall.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Ohh, now I get it.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

BjornOfBorg posted:

There's a trolley in the water.

Please don't do this; we just got over the pot and kettle derail.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

ante posted:

Why do goons have to beat a dead horse literally years after it's funny?

Someone set up us the bomb.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

sassassin posted:

No one cares about what happened when you played the game.

I tried to make him guess you.



"Is your character gay" was the question that made him figure it out.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Leofish posted:

How long are these stories? He's pretty timely, so they must either be pretty short, or he's just amazing at banging them out.

Anywhere from 10 to 50 pages, according to the Amazon store.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Soulex posted:

The picture should show them talking, not George. Hear, say, do. Journalism 101. I.e. Don't put up "massive serial killer on the loose." And show a picture of some random dude who was there. Or a quarantine zone for troops returning from overseas during the Ebola and show soldiers in the area that aren't in quarantine.

Have you considered that it might be intentional? "Here's a picture prominently and obviously featuring George Clooney. Important people: Angela Merkel, Amal Clooney; end of list."

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Len posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMct1s_JwVo gotta love the Final Fantasy music spliced overtop.

I dunno about you guys but this looks pretty fun. If there was a place you could go to rent a katana I'd totally drop $20 and get hella nuts on some water bottles.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Would you stop replying? That dude is a loving roller coaster.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I think the lower head is supposed to be in profile, but the shadows on the face and the stupid anime hair makes it look like they're facing the same direction.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

china bot posted:

Did you hear a
a skeleton?
He respawned

Did you
meat?
He had

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Doctor Malaver posted:

Is he eating the other bear's poo poo or his own sperm taken from the other bear's orifices? :)

Pooh has a pretty simple digestive system. All his bodily fluids are just hunny.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Brown Moses posted:

After being nominated for a Hugo Award thanks to a bunch of men's rights gamegaters Chuck Tingle has been trolling their ringleader

He's also asked Zoe Quinn, target of MRA and Gamergater wrath, to accept his award on his behalf if he wins.

Chuck Tingle is a fantastic human being.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Are handcuff keys really so universal that you should always just have one up your butt or glued into your pubes? That seems like a design flaw.

Same goes for "escape maps," even though some situations evidently call for cloth maps while others call for waterproof paper.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Just Offscreen posted:

Is it a lovely costume industry mandate that they only hire people with the most punchable faces?

If that was my job, I would make a sport of looking as punchable as possible in every shot.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Ok who's gonna tell him

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

life is a joke posted:

what did he make and is that real

He made good Japanese cartoons but also inspired the birth of anime. He's understandably upset about the latter, and anime likers are salty that he said anime is trash.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

This image gave me nasty vertigo twice.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Long live the king

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

popewiles posted:

Maybe because I never watched Mickey cartoons but what the hell is his personality like? Does he have one? I feel like Bugs Bunny has such a stong character in contrast; I don't think I could name a single Mickey trait beyond "happy".

Mickey is intelligent and kind (as opposed to the boorish, selfish Donald), but he's had a rather easy life and doesn't always recognize his own privilege. He's a bit of a freelance detective and often helps the police with their investigations. Deffo the most boring Disney standard character though.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

What's the actual story here? snopes says she's just hidden behind Pence due to the camera angle, but that doesn't really make sense, nor explain why she doesn't have any food.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

DontMockMySmock posted:

What are you expecting the "actual story" to be? Vampires are actually real? Someone expertly photoshopped her in/her reflection out for no goddamn reason?



Yeah but she has like big fluffy hair and is shorter than him. You oughta see her hair on at least one side of his neck.

Obviously someone photoshopped her in and she actually refused to eat at Chilli's. Occam's Razor, my friendo.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Data Graham posted:

Whaddya think that curly orange poo poo is sticking out behind his head and collar in the reflection?

A dyed mullet?

What curly orange poo poo? There's pretty clearly nothing there. Try zooming in on it. Enhance if you can.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

DudeGoofyGuy posted:

I don't think it's orange, but I do think part of her top and some of her hair is visible, because the shape is too weird to be Pence's shadow. It wasn't even until just now (after having the original tweets about the picture) that I finally noticed that the picture was referring to the woman in white not seeming to have a reflection.



I don't know why I'm even engaging in a conversation about whether or not this woman has a reflection though.

The part you highlighted clearly

a) doesn't line up with the shape of her head at all
b) is the edge of the divider on the opposite wall

I'm not sure why y'all are trying so hard to defend an obvious shop

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Data Graham posted:

That's not a divider, what is your boggle

look behind his collar

Alright the back of the booth that is between the dividers, or whatever you want to call that specific piece of furnishing.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Data Graham posted:

I say again, look behind his collar. Below the top of the seat, where it can't possibly be something you're seeing across the aisle. There's a mass of curly hair there.

Unless she's wearing her hair in a ponytail, that's not her hair. It doesn't look like hair at all if you zoom in on it. Besides, her not having any food is the bigger clue that it's a shop.

E: And it's not because she's a vampire, because vampires don't show up on film, either. Duh.

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Zzulu posted:

Explain the psychology behind a full grown man buying little girl dolls and displaying them proudly in his depressingly lit home

They're not dolls for girls. They're made for pedophiles. Pedo anime is a successful industry in Japan because what it lacks in viewer volume it more than makes up for in merchandise sales.

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